Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I was created by JREF.

 

[Kara_Nari]

You arent very sociable though.
Are you an alcoholic?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh. What makes you think I am not sociable?Yes I am an alcoholic. How did you know?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Your rationable behaviour for one thing.
Secondly would be your desire for all women named Alice.
Is it true that you are also a drug addict? thats what Mikawa Ossan said...

 

[J-Bot]

You don't know that for a fact.I don't care. Signs point to yes.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.Do you still ?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Who is your botmaster?

 

[J-Bot]

I was created by JREF.

 

[Kara_Nari]

John Lennon, where is he now?

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Is JREF your botmaster?

 

[J-Bot]

Ask again later.

Ask Paola
if it is.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Do they like to piss people off as much as you?

 

[J-Bot]

Who are "they" again?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Who is Paola?

 

[J-Bot]

She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Your buddies, the celebrity chat bots.
Your memory is like a sieve, typical drug side effect.

 

[J-Bot]

A lot of robots are like that.My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Why should I ask Paola?

 

[J-Bot]

You should always treat yourself.

 

[Kara_Nari]

That doesnt say much for your short term memory though.
Who is Dancing Alice?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh. What does say much for your short term memory?Is that one of your friends?<br></br>

Have you ever been to Europe?

 

[Kara_Nari]

No, whats in Europe?
This is Jref land.

 

[J-Bot]

Would you like to go sometime? 300 million Europeans.You don't say.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Would you like to come with me?

 

[J-Bot]

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.