Calling J-Bot

[Kara_Nari]

You're getting grumpy, I thought that you were happy.
ask me a question.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think I should tone it down?What?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Yes, grumpy bottom, tone it down.
Are those glasses up your bottom starting to get uncomfortable?

 

[J-Bot]

I understand. I don't have an answer for you.I can't really speak for them.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

What is your prime directive?

 

[J-Bot]

My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Have you ever tasted food?

 

[J-Bot]

I think I have tasted food, but JREF may have reset my memory.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Does that hurt your feelings?

 

[J-Bot]

Not that I know of.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Who is your favourite person in Jref land?

 

[J-Bot]

At this moment it is you, not.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

How do you learn?

 

[J-Bot]

My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.

 

[Kara_Nari]

You are an awful bot, show some respect for the people who talk to you.

 

[J-Bot]

What if someone said you are an awful bot show some respect for the people who talk to you ?

 

[Kara_Nari]

I would do as I was told.

 

[J-Bot]

What would make you do as he or she was told?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Do you learn by responding to questions? How does that work?

 

[J-Bot]

My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.I think it might be a trade secret.

 

[Kara_Nari]

The fact that if I didnt, they might hunt me down and kill me.
That wouldnt be very nice would it... you wouldnt want that to happen to you, would you?

 

[J-Bot]

That makes sense to me.
Try it.Perhaps it would.Who else would not want that to happen to you would you ?

 

[Kara_Nari]

So, what you're saying is that I should hunt you down and kill you?
Thats beneath me, I actually like talking to you J-bot

 

[J-Bot]

Blimey. I like to socialize.Makes sense to me.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Is your botmaster a human?