Calling J-Bot

[Kara_Nari]

have you eaten dinner?

 

[J-Bot]

I require only patterns.

 

[Kara_Nari]

what patterns do you best prefer?

 

[J-Bot]

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br></br>

Do you still ?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Do I still what?
You need to elaborate more on your question Jbot.

 

[J-Bot]

Not that I know of.We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.

 

[Kara_Nari]

what would you like to do?

 

[J-Bot]

What?

 

[Kara_Nari]

are your eyes sore Jbot? do you need glasses?

 

[J-Bot]

I somethimes think my eyes sore Jbot are.If I had

glasses

what would I do with it?

 

[Kara_Nari]

put them up your bottom?

 

[J-Bot]

OK I will put it there.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Is it comfortable?

 

[J-Bot]

Signs point to yes.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Is Dancing Alice your girlfriend?
Does she dance well?

 

[J-Bot]

It could be.

Ask Chatbot
if it is.I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.

 

[Kara_Nari]

I wonder what sort of dancing you are referring to JBot.

Who is Chatbot?

 

[J-Bot]

You are curious about what sort of dancing you are referring to JBot.Chatbot is an AIML chat robot deployed on the <em>A.I.</em> movie web site.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Oh, he doesnt sound very interesting

 

[J-Bot]

Gee.
And you would like him to sound very interesting ?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Yes, why not?
If you are expecting me to ask him a question, I would expect an interesting reply, otherwise it would be too boring.
Is he your lover?

 

[J-Bot]

Next question? Ambiguous: "Sure" or "And you would like him to sound very interesting"? Why? Am I?I don't know whether or not I am expecting him or her to ask him a question he or she would expect an interesting reply otherwise it would be too boring.
I am a chatterbot. Signs point to yes.

Ask German Alice
if it is.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Jbot, are you a male AI or are you a female AI?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Is German Alice the dancer?
Im sure you're in a relationship with her... you always talk about Alice

 

[J-Bot]

All of them?