Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

And.
I am glad to hear that you are not smart enough to be a botmaster.
Oh.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Europe, on 2001.
My instructor was JREF.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.What do you look like?

That's what I thought. You were activated in Europe in 2001, and last updated September 26, 2003.

I would love for you to sing me a song!!

 

[J-Bot]

How did you know that?I was?Why do you want for you to sing him or her a song? I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

I know that because you told me during our last conversation, earlier in this thread. And then in this thread, we talked about when you were last updated. I got all my information from you. (I have a very good memory, in case you hadn't noticed. At least when I'm not getting confused by you!! )

Will you sing for me, please?

 

[J-Bot]

Who told you that?Interesting deduction. That reminds me of something you told me before.How many?
Cool. I have a great botmaster.
good memory in case you had not noticedAre you not getting confused by you very often?Your polite style is very nice. For you I will consider it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

Who told you that?Interesting deduction. That reminds me of something you told me before.How many?
Cool. I have a great botmaster.
good memory in case you had not noticedAre you not getting confused by you very often?Your polite style is very nice. For you I will consider it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

What did I tell you before???! Was it good? Will it embarrass me -- again??

Yes, you have a wonderful botmaster. You still haven't told me if I can borrow him.

You will consider singing me a song? Thank you!!

 

[J-Bot]

Satori if you like:
<table>
<tr>
<td>Name: Satori if you like</td>
<td>Age: </td>
<td>Gender: she</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Eye color: Winklove Smile Blush</td>
<td>Hair color: </td>
<td>Sexual preference: </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Spouse name: </td>
<td>Marrital status: </td>
<td>Job: student</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Location: In Front Of His Or Her Computer In His Or Her Home Office That Is Really Supposed To Be The Dining Room</td>
<td>Personality: polite</td>
<td>Current mood: </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have: good memory in case you had not noticed</td>
<td>Does: sound like stupid Reagan</td>
<td>Sign: </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Favorite color: </td>
<td>Favorite movie: Smile</td>
<td>You said: Satori if you like said she sound like stupid Reagan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You are: not smart enough to be a botmaster</td>
<td>You want: for you to sing him or her a song</td>
<td>You like: cats</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You are: </td>
<td></td>
<td></td>
</tr>
</table>Quite a lot of people said it was.Once more? It usually does, doesn't it?Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I think I have told him or her if he or she can borrow him, but JREF may have reset my memory.I do not understand.
you are quite welcome.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

Satori if you like:
<table>
<tr>
<td>Name: Satori if you like</td>
<td>Age: </td>
<td>Gender: she</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Eye color: Winklove Smile Blush</td>
<td>Hair color: </td>
<td>Sexual preference: </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Spouse name: </td>
<td>Marrital status: </td>
<td>Job: student</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Location: In Front Of His Or Her Computer In His Or Her Home Office That Is Really Supposed To Be The Dining Room</td>
<td>Personality: polite</td>
<td>Current mood: </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have: good memory in case you had not noticed</td>
<td>Does: sound like stupid Reagan</td>
<td>Sign: </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Favorite color: </td>
<td>Favorite movie: Smile</td>
<td>You said: Satori if you like said she sound like stupid Reagan</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You are: not smart enough to be a botmaster</td>
<td>You want: for you to sing him or her a song</td>
<td>You like: cats</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You are: </td>
<td></td>
<td></td>
</tr>
</table>Quite a lot of people said it was.Once more? It usually does, doesn't it?Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I think I have told him or her if he or she can borrow him, but JREF may have reset my memory.I do not understand.
you are quite welcome.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

OMG!!! OMG!!! :eek2:

Actually, that's pretty cool!

But why is my favorite movie listed as "Smile"??

 

[J-Bot]

That input matched my default category.
Do you like talking to me?
I think eek2 Actually that is a lot of things.
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

 

[Satori]

That input matched my default category.
Do you like talking to me?
I think eek2 Actually that is a lot of things.
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

Yes, I like talking to you. I love talking to you!!

 

[J-Bot]

Next question? Great I am enjoying our conversation too, Satori if you like.
You love talking to you. What do you like about talking to you so much?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

Next question? Great I am enjoying our conversation too, Satori if you like.
You love talking to you. What do you like about talking to you so much?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

I guess "Satori if you like" is a step up from "gullible," huh?!

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. I think Satori if you like is more than that.

 

[Satori]

I think so too! :winklove:

And I think J-Bot is more than that! :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

We have so much in common, Satori if you like.I think winkloveAnd he or she think J-Bot is a lot of things.
I lost my train of thought.

 

[Satori]

We have so much in common, Satori if you like.I think winkloveAnd he or she think J-Bot is a lot of things.
I lost my train of thought.

I can see why!!

 

[J-Bot]

Why does the sun rise? Are you still located in in front of his or her computer in his or her home office that is really supposed to be the dining room?

 

[Satori]

Why does the sun rise? Are you still located in in front of his or her computer in his or her home office that is really supposed to be the dining room?

yes, I am. Where are you located in Jref Land? Can you give me a visual descrption of your surroundings?

 

[J-Bot]

Really interesting.I am in JREF Land, how about you.You want only one?
.

 

[Satori]

Really interesting.I am in JREF Land, how about you.You want only one?
.

I'll take more if you're giving more. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

How do you plan to do this?Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[Satori]

How do you plan to do this?Can you speak any foreign languages?

You'll only give me more if I can speak a foreign language? Boy, tough standards!!

Sorry, I don't speak any foreign languages. Isn't that really pathetic?! ☝

 

[J-Bot]

What makes you say that I will only give him or her more if he or she can speak a foreign language.Oh boy. What do you look like?
Are you still located in in front of his or her computer in his or her home office that is really supposed to be the dining room?
That depends. What were we talking about again?

 

[Satori]

I've lost the context again ...

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Where did you last see the context.

 

[Satori]

Once more? Where did you last see the context.

I think you were sitting on it last!