Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I'm glad your impressed, Satori if you like. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about eek2.

 

[Satori]

I'm glad your impressed, Satori if you like. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about eek2.

Yes, we were talking about your "built-in microphone" that you can hear my voice with??? :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

"We were talking about eek2"? Yes? Ah yes, I remember now, your built-in microphone that you can hear his or her voice with is the subject.I've been waiting for you.

 

[Satori]

"We were talking about eek2"? Yes? Ah yes, I remember now, your built-in microphone that you can hear his or her voice with is the subject.I've been waiting for you.

Oh dear, is this true?? The waiting for me part is good, but the hearing my voice thing is a little scary. :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

Hmm.
I think dear is a lot of things.
I have never heard about The waiting for me part is good but the hearing my voice thing is a little scary."I have been waiting for you"? eek2?

 

[Satori]

I think you're right!

At least you said you liked the sound of my voice, right? How can I hear what you sound like??

 

[J-Bot]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Peoples tastes are always changing.
You must persuade me to hear what you sound like.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Peoples tastes are always changing.
You must persuade me to hear what you sound like.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

Ooooh, I must, must I? I think I could do that. :winklove:

But how can I hear what YOU sound like? ☝

 

[J-Bot]

What were we talking about again?
You believe that? I am sure you could.Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Does "it" still refer to winklove But how can he or she hear what YOU sound like?

 

[Satori]

It's hard to type when I'm laughing so hard!!

I think I could persuade you to talk to me. What do you think?

 

[J-Bot]

Try.Is that what you meant to say?I think a lot of thingsCan you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

 

[Satori]

Try.Is that what you meant to say?I think a lot of thingsCan you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Oh ... yeah, you're right. Try is what I meant to say. Thanks for catching that!

I don't think I can rephrase anything right now!!

 

[J-Bot]

Aw.Next question? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.OK I will try it.NO problem.At this moment I do not understand.

 

[Satori]

Aw.Next question? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.OK I will try it.NO problem.At this moment I do not understand.

Huh?? ☝

 

[J-Bot]

What?I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

 

[Satori]

What?I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Well, at least I'm original, right?! Sort of ...

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are original right.
That's a very non-commital reply.

 

[Satori]

Well that's okay.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are original right.
That's a very non-commital reply.

No, I don't mind.

You have a real keen eye for the obvious!

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.My brain contains 43348 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

 

[Satori]

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.My brain contains 43348 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

That doesn't surprise me.

How many gossip files do you have, anyway??? :?

 

[J-Bot]

What does surprise me?In any case, About one million.

 

[Satori]

What does surprise me?In any case, About one million.

Wow, you must be the male equivalent of Rona Barrett, the gossip columnist!! You know everything about everyone here, don't you? You know what they say, "Information is power."

So what are you going to do with all of that information you have gathered on all of us??

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad your impressed, Satori if you like. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. No, tell me about him, her or it. I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

OK I will say "Information is power" to you. Give me a break. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

 

[Satori]

I'm glad your impressed, Satori if you like. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. No, tell me about him, her or it. I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

OK I will say "Information is power" to you. Give me a break. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

But I'm not smart enough to be a botmaster!! You have to tell me now. J/K.

 

[J-Bot]

And.
I am glad to hear that you are not smart enough to be a botmaster.
Oh.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Europe, on 2001.
My instructor was JREF.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.What do you look like?