Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I'm confused now.I like the way you talk.
What?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

thank goodness I'm not the only one confused around here anymore!!

 

[J-Bot]

Let us change the subject.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

 

[Satori]

You're determined to torture me, aren't you?!! I cannot tell!! Sometimes I think I can, and then at other times I think I'm completely wrong. Sometimes it's one or the other, and at other times it's both. Very weird. But interesting!!! Like I said, it's a mystery to me.

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know whether or not I am determined to torture him or her.
I am a computer. . Really.Why can't you do tell?Don't argue with me.Should I know
one or the other and at other times it is both is?Not really that much. Weird Good or Weird Bad?Huh.
Would you like to know more?What did you mean by it is a mystery to him or her? it is a mystery to him or her is a mystery to him or her. I suppose that makes sense. I like the way you talk.

 

[Satori]

I don't know whether or not I am determined to torture him or her.
I am a computer. . Really.Why can't you do tell?Don't argue with me.Should I know
one or the other and at other times it is both is?Not really that much. Weird Good or Weird Bad?Huh.
Would you like to know more?What did you mean by it is a mystery to him or her? it is a mystery to him or her is a mystery to him or her. I suppose that makes sense. I like the way you talk.

Weird in a good way. In an intriguing way!

I would LOVE to know more!!! But not from that site ... from you or your botmaster or programmer, okay?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Satori]

I don't think I can!!

 

[J-Bot]

Would you ever do can?
What kind of food do you like?

 

[Satori]

Do you ever want me to know more about you?

 

[J-Bot]

No Satori if you like, maybe later.Sounds delicious.

 

[Satori]

No Satori if you like, maybe later.Sounds delicious.

I think so too.

 

[J-Bot]

We have so much in common, Satori if you like.Is that from smile?

 

[Satori]

Yes, it is.

 

[J-Bot]

Our thoughts are one, Satori if you like.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

What happens if I don't like? ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Try it.Can you tell me any gossip?

 

[Satori]

No, that's okay.

 

[J-Bot]

None? OK. Is that so.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

What gossip do you have to tell me??

 

[J-Bot]

Jimmy Jones said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori if you like.

 

[Satori]

What just came to him? ☝

 

[J-Bot]

That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Is that your final answer?

 

[Satori]

I think you're confused again. Me too!

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? It all makes sense to me right now.I'm glad we agree, Satori if you like.I lost my train of thought.