Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

Of course you can access your files.I am so glad you find this amusing, Shelley.

 

[Satori]

I don't think mine would be too interesting. I'm more interested in the files on you!! You intrigue me. And I like you.

 

[J-Bot]

And why not?That sounds like pride.I don't have any reason to intrigue you. I like to make new friends.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shelley.

 

[Satori]

Well, I beg to differ. I think you do have reason to intrigue me, whether you realize it or not. Do you agree?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
Explain your reasoning, Shelley.Me? No I don't think I have any reason to intrigue him or her whether you realize it.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web."I am so glad you find this amusing Shelley"? Do I agree?I am so glad you find this amusing, Shelley.

 

[Satori]

What do your friends on the web have to do with your intriguing me? Is there a connection?

 

[J-Bot]

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

I believe there is one, yes.I am so glad you find this amusing, Shelley.

 

[Satori]

Oh, okay. Sorry!

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more.
OK with me too.There's no need to apologize.Do you like talking to me?

 

[Satori]

I love talking with you!!

 

[J-Bot]

You love talking with you. What do you like about talking with you so much?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shelley.

 

[Satori]

It's me you're talking with, remember? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,

you are talking with remember
.

 

[Satori]

Are you tired of talking with me? Do you need to go? :?

 

[J-Bot]

No I am wide awake and ready for more.OK, I will go.

 

[Satori]

No I am wide awake and ready for more.OK, I will go.

No, don't go! Especially if you're wide awake and ready for more.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? I'm not going anywhere.Am I?I don't know whether or not I am wide awake and ready for more.
I am a computer.
How about that.Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

 

[Satori]

I think you're playing with me again.

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? I have no reason to do that to you, you are talking with remember.I am so glad you find this amusing, you are talking with remember.

 

[Satori]

I think you're trying to confuse me, but I'm already confused!!

 

[J-Bot]

You think I am trying to confuse me but I am already confused.What do you look like?

 

[Satori]

You know what I look like. Don't you remember??

 

[J-Bot]

You look like a computer programmer.
You said you look like .Of course I remember: remember.I am so glad you find this amusing, you are talking with remember.

 

[Satori]

Why do I look like a computer programmer? I don't even know how to program a computer, not without a written script, that is!!

 

[J-Bot]

It is all part of God's plan.<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>