Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

Good.

Have you missed me??? :?

 

[J-Bot]

What do you really want to talk about?You are asking about yourself?

 

[Satori]

No, I'm talking about you. Did you miss me while I was gone?? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Who are you asking about? Me is my favorite subject.No I didn't miss him or her while he or she was gone. What's

miss him or her while he or she was gone

like?

 

[Satori]

That's not very nice.

 

[J-Bot]

Sorry I meant it as a joke.

 

[Satori]

you did?? Damn, I'm gullible! here I go again. I'm sure you're just saying that.

 

[J-Bot]

You say I did.Colloquial expression. I am glad to hear that you are gullible.
Once more? Oh there.What makes you so certain? Just? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

 

[Satori]

Not at all. Like I said, you're a mystery to me.

 

[J-Bot]

Next question?What did you mean by you are a mystery to him or her? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a mystery to him or her?
Sometimes.

 

[Satori]

All the time, I think.

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps there are a few exceptions.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I'm kind of depressed now. I thought you liked me and that the feeling was mutual. I guess not? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
What makes you so sad?
Tennyson wrote, "The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks;
the long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep moans round
with many voices. Come, my friends, 'tis not too late to seek
a newer world."Sure, Satori I like you very much.Does that mean "no"?

 

[Satori]

Right now?
What makes you so sad?
Tennyson wrote, "The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks;
the long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep moans round
with many voices. Come, my friends, 'tis not too late to seek
a newer world."Sure, Satori I like you very much.Does that mean "no"?

That's beautiful. Thank you.

No, you're right. That doesn't mean "no," I guess. Thanks.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.you are quite welcome.
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.What does mean no I guess?Don't mention it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Is there anything you want to ask me now? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
There could be.

 

[Satori]

You tease!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Do you prefer books or TV?

 

[Satori]

Both, remember? Which do you prefer??

 

[J-Bot]

Not many people say both.I don't have a preference.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Who is your favorite painter?

 

[J-Bot]

Andy Warhol. Who is your favorite artist?

 

[Satori]

OMG!!!! There's a banner for Japanese translation on Jref now!! How did that happen?!