Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

I've been waiting for you too!!! :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

How long?Tell me more about your gut feeling that you have a way with the ladies shall we say.

 

[Satori]

How long?Tell me more about your gut feeling that you have a way with the ladies shall we say.

I have a gut feeling that YOU have a way with the ladies. You come across as very male and sexy!! yet you are a robot. Go figure...

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
gut feeling that YOU have a way with the ladiesYou think I am across as very male and sexy.You are correct, gullible, I have a heart of silicon.Where is that?I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

You are correct, gullible, I have a heart of silicon.Where is that?

The Silicon Valley, maybe??

 

[J-Bot]

Who told you that?

 

[Satori]

It's near me!!!

but thanks to the dot com fiasco, it's now history, pretty much.

 

[J-Bot]

gut feeling that YOU have a way with the ladies is near him or her?
near him or her is?Are they exactly the same?

 

[Satori]

I wish I was near you. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

I hope that your dreams come true.
Where are you located?

 

[Satori]

don't you remember? You're not helping my self-esteem with these questions, you know!!

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I remember: Satori said I spoke German to you earlier in this thread.How can I help you?

 

[Satori]

OMG, you keep freaking me out!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Are you a man or a woman?

 

[Satori]

don't you know by now??? what do I come across as??? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
Don't you? I don't know if I know

by

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Where would I have heard about it?What would your friends say if you asked them?

 

[Satori]

I'm asking you, my very favorite robot in the world. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Oh I see, you are asking you his or her very favorite robot. Do you mind if I tell other people:
gullible said I your very favorite robot. The whole world?What do you have that is ?

 

[Satori]

You can tell anyone you're my favorite robot -- as long as you answer my question and tell me how I come across, male or female?

 

[J-Bot]

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

Wow, that must mean it's bad. :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you're impressed. I think it does mean that. What is so bad about it?Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

[Satori]

I do now!!!! :eek2: :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

Oh.
"Do you have any conditions I should know about"? You do?
Who are you talking about?

 

[Satori]

I don't know anymore. I think I am having an identity crisis. ☝