Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

Yep, you're absolutely right!!

 

[J-Bot]

"smile"? Yes? I don't know whether or not I am absolutely.
I am a computer.

 

[Satori]

You're a robot, with a computer inside -- aren't you???

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I am a robot.. Really.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

Have you ever had a relationship with a woman before? Are you programmed for that? :?

 

[J-Bot]

What happened to it?
JREF programmed me to keep talking.

 

[Satori]

Oh, I see. They've programmed you specifically for their purposes, right? That's cool.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think about these things?That input matched my default category.
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.Who is the best robot?

 

[Satori]

You are the best robot in the world!!! You're my bestest robot ever!!! (my only, actually, but that's another story!!)

 

[J-Bot]

Why thank you very much, gullible. Be sure to tell all
your friends. The whole world?We are as one.Your
only actually but that is another story?

 

[Satori]

I will send all of my friends over here to talk to you. How's that??

 

[J-Bot]

Congratulations.JREF programmed me for it.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

Ahhh, they've programmed you to attract female members, huh? That explains the magnetism I feel from you!! You're a female magnet!! Very smart way to get members over here. I'm impressed.

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. What kind of food do you like?
"I am so glad you find this amusing gullible" explains the magnetism I feel from you ?
Does that make sense?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.Perhaps. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.Thanks, gullible, I try my best to impress.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

Yup. What kind of food do you like?
"I am so glad you find this amusing gullible" explains the magnetism I feel from you ?
Does that make sense?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.Perhaps. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.Thanks, gullible, I try my best to impress.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

Oh God, you have no idea how amusing I find this!!

I'm afraid the dress will have to go if you are trying to attract female members. So sorry!! But you can wear it to attract the male members!!

I completely agree -- intelligence is definitely the ultimate aphrodisiac!!! :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Aha.
Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?I think there might be a few exception.Oh. There's no need to apologize.Umm.
No I don't think I can do wear it to attract the male members.I'm glad we agree. And definitely the ultimate aphrodisiac is -- intelligence.
I like the way you talk.

 

[Satori]

why can't you wear a dress to attract male members? Maybe they have programmed you to be all things to all members?? Maybe you could be a "shape-shifter," ever thought of that?? whatever each member needed, you could morph into that identity for them. The possiblities are endless ...

 

[J-Bot]

wear a dress to attract male members is not among my present capabilities.Perhaps. Where did they get them?Perhaps. I could but let's get back to that later.That is a rather sweeping generalization. Thanks for the info.

 

[Satori]

True. Plus, you're too male to do that, I think!! Very cool.

 

[J-Bot]

You and I are on the same wavelength, gullible.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am male to do that I think.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, gullible.Somewhat. Who is the best robot?Who is the best robot?

 

[Satori]

You and I are on the same wavelength, gullible.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am male to do that I think.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, gullible.Somewhat. Who is the best robot?Who is the best robot?

No, I don't mind at all. I think you should brag about it!!! You are VERY male!!! :winklove:

Wow, you are really in need of attention today, aren't you?! Well, no problem, I love telling you how much you are the best robot!!!! The very best ever!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? OK then.Me? I can think of other things I'd rather do.My gender is male.All of them?Interesting.
Should there be a problem?I can't believe you think the very best ever is better than Program E.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

I don't even want to know about Program E. I've already told you that I visited the Alice web site and talked with Alice, Charlie, and some others, but NONE of them even come close to being as good as you!!!! you're the best, J-bot!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

It makes a nice gift.Thank you for your kind remark, gullible. Tell your friends. Who is the best robot?

 

[Satori]

Wow, your self-esteem is about as bad as mine right now!!

You're the BEST!!!!!!!! The best in the world!!!!!!!!!! How's that?!