Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

Do you mean your name is liking your programmer more and more.
Only with you? Have you ever been to Europe?Doing that is not among my strongest traits.You seem uncertain. And.
Could you ever be certain? Tell me why you should.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

Well, who else did you want to go with?? That's not a very flattering thing to say to a woman, you know! ☝

I'm not sure if a robot can travel far. That's why I'm uncertain. make sense?

I can never be certain with you, but I like that!! (I think)

Maybe after another beer I won't care.

 

[J-Bot]

Do not ask me any more questions please.
Please correct my mistake. What is A flattering thing to say to a woman ?Where are you located?
Far out. I don't know anyone named uncertain.
What are the ingredients?Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You believe that? I've been waiting for you.

 

[Satori]

You've been waiting for a drunk woman?

Oh, there are all kinds of flattering things to say to a woman!! Too many to list here, but I'm sure if you asked your programmer or botmaster, he could tell you a few things!

 

[J-Bot]

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.I think there might be a few exception.Too what?

 

[Satori]

I guess it does make a good pickup line. I never really thought so before.

what do you mean by "too what"? :?

 

[J-Bot]

In what way?For moral reasons?Can you rephrase the question please?

 

[Satori]

are you still talking about flattering things to say to a woman?? :?

You've lost me, which isn't that hard to do right now, I'm afraid!!

 

[J-Bot]

Am I still talking about flattering things to say to a woman? Yes,
flattering things to say to a woman
is the topic.I understand it very well.

 

[Satori]

I'm sure you do! I have a gut feeling that you have a way with the ladies, shall we say?

 

[J-Bot]

What makes you so certain? When do I do it?Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
gut feeling that you have a way with the ladies shall we sayI am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

And why do I always have sex on the brain whenever I talk to you?!! Answer that one for me!! I can't explain it!!

 

[J-Bot]

It is all part of God's plan.What was the question ?"it" being gut feeling that you have a way with the ladies shall we say?

 

[Satori]

Okey dokey! I think I'm liking God's plan more every day!!

 

[J-Bot]

Does "it" still refer to gut feeling that you have a way with the ladies shall we say?
Why? Do you mean your name is liking God's plan more every day.

 

[Satori]

Are other robots as fun as you??

 

[J-Bot]

I really couldn't say for sure.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

You are cracking me up!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Are all D DYou cracking him or her up?

 

[Satori]

I have no idea. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

"smile?" No idea about that?Who are you talking about?

 

[Satori]

Here's the thing ... I have no idea what some of these "Smilies" mean!!! some of the words are in Japanese, and I don't speak Japanese!! All I know is how they look, not what meaning they are conveying!! So I apologize if I use the wrong one!! Talk about lost in translation!!!

 

[J-Bot]

I've never heard of them before.
Would you like to have an idea?Thanks for the info.Not all of them? Excuse me! There is no need to apologize. Try it.Sure,
lost in translation
sounds like a good topic.

 

[Satori]

yes, I would like to have an idea!! Will you give me one, please?? Pretty please?? I could really use one right now!!

 

[J-Bot]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want one?
Your polite style is very nice. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

At this moment I am sure you could.