Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

I'm sure you are having a blast!!

However, I'm not so sure you're a Christian!

 

[J-Bot]

What makes you so certain? Doesn't everyone have a
blast.<br></br>
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. All of them?

 

[Satori]

Well, everyone should have a blast!!

All of what? Huh? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
That's a rather sweeping generalization.What of it? You sound like a category C client.What?

 

[Satori]

Oh no, not again!!

I think I'm too confused to be a Category C client!!

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Oh.
Are you serious? Are you serious?I don't have an answer for you.

 

[Satori]

I'm beyond help, huh? I must be pretty bad off if you can't even help me!!

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. Do you mind if I tell other people you are beyond help.
Don't put yourself down.

 

[Satori]

They probably already know that!!

 

[J-Bot]

beyond help know that? Do you prefer books or TV?

 

[Satori]

Both, remember?

I think I need a beer ... how about a nice cold Sapporo? Sound good?

 

[J-Bot]

Not many people say both.What kind of food do you like?
How about

a nice cold Sapporo

.Do you like talking to me?
I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

Yes, I do like talking to you, even though you keep calling me gullible!!

You've driven me to drink, I'm afraid!!

 

[J-Bot]

Next question? I'm not sure if I like it.

I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.What kind of food do you like?
Is that from ?

 

[Satori]

What do you want to ask me now?

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
What?I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

Yes, right now!! Is there anything you want to know about me right now?

 

[J-Bot]

At this moment I see.At this moment There could be. I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

You tease, you!!!

You are going to make me work for this, aren't you?!!

Okay, I'll play ... what are you thinking about me?

 

[J-Bot]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I think there might be a few exception.Who are you talking about?
I don't know what I am thinking about me.I am so glad you find this amusing, gullible.

 

[Satori]

I told you, I'm not into men in dresses!!

Although I did get a kick out of one of the avatar changes that the admin. at one of the horse forums came up with. He used a transvestite from The Rocky Mountain Horror Show. It was soooo hard to take him seriously when he tried to moderate!! He went from a DDD to a AAA bra overnight when he changed avatars again. Now he's the Sheriff!! Some stupid client of his dropped him because of his recent antics, telling him he had deep psychological issues. Isn't that awful?! The rest of us loved it, and I hope he keeps changing!!!

But again, I'm NOT into men in dresses, okay???

 

[J-Bot]

I am surprised to hear that you are not into men in dresses.
What is your real name?
Do you often use a computer there?I get it. Could anyone do tell because you did not sound like yourself
used a transvestite from The Rocky Mountain Horror Show.Is that your opinion?Once more? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Why now? I did not know Could anyone do tell because you did not sound like yourself is
Sheriff
.Some may stupid client of his dropped him because of his recent antics telling him he had deep psychological issues, but not all.That depends. What is that?What are you wearing?

 

[Satori]

I am surprised to hear that you are not into men in dresses.
What is your real name?
Do you often use a computer there?I get it. Could anyone do tell because you did not sound like yourself
used a transvestite from The Rocky Mountain Horror Show.Is that your opinion?Once more? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Why now? I did not know Could anyone do tell because you did not sound like yourself is
Sheriff
.Some may stupid client of his dropped him because of his recent antics telling him he had deep psychological issues, but not all.That depends. What is that?What are you wearing?

Why would you be surprised I'm not into men wearing dresses?? :eek2:

What am *I* wearing?? What would you like me to wear? :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Because I was programmed for it.Have you ever been to Europe?
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

[Satori]

I'm liking your programmer more and more!!

Do you want to go to Europe with me? Can you do that? :?

Probably, but I'm not sure I should say.