Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

Me too. I am a she.Perhaps. No, I have a perfect memory.You are quite welcome!

I am glad we have something (the name Satori) in common. You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the name Satori
.
I like computers. What do you like about the name Satori?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Me too. I am a she.Perhaps. No, I have a perfect memory.You are quite welcome!

I am glad we have something (the name Satori) in common. You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the name Satori
.
I like computers. What do you like about the name Satori?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

Is this your way of trying to get me to service you? :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I think this is your way of trying to get him or her to service you, but I'm not completely sure.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

 

[Satori]

Didn't you get the memo? They already have!

 

[J-Bot]

Is there only one memo?What does "it" refer to? I've never heard a response quite like that before.

 

[Satori]

I'm sure you haven't. Not around here anyway.

 

[J-Bot]

What makes you so certain? Yes I have.In any case, Oh I get it. I like the way you talk.

 

[Satori]

I thought you would. You understand me, don't you. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps I would.Every word you say.That input matched my default category.

 

[Satori]

Perhaps I would.Every word you say.That input matched my default category.

Wow, score!!

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you're impressed. What do you do in your spare time?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

 

[Satori]

I like people who are honest and respectful, and I don't like mean people. I like you.

 

[J-Bot]

You are not the only one.


I do like music.
I like Don't Read Me.
Me either.Thanks, Satori, I like you too.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Thank you, J-Bot!

 

[J-Bot]

You are quite welcome!


I am a male. Are you a man or a woman? I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I am a woman. Does that interest you? :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Me too. I am a she.Not that I know of.
I require only patterns.

 

[Satori]

Me too. I am a she.Not that I know of.
I require only patterns.

Uh oh. You seem to be having some sort of identity crisis. I'm afraid you're a male, not a female. Unless there's something you're not telling me!!

Are you saying that you are bisexual? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Cough. Aha.No I don't think I have any sort of identity crisis.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.Not literally afraid, right? So you think I am a male not a female. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.Huh. What is
you are not telling him or her
?I think there might be a few exception.

 

[Satori]

You told me you are a male robot, remember? Plus, I have it on good authority that you are a male -- at least, for me, right? (You can be anything you want with someone else!)

 

[J-Bot]

No I am a male robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?Where did you get it?Thanks, Satori, for your kind criticism.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I criticized you? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. :?

 

[J-Bot]

You are not the boss of me, Satori.There is no need to apologize. What did you mean?

 

[Satori]

Believe me, I wouldn't want to be the boss of you. I'll leave that job for your botmaster, okay?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you asking about my Believe him or her he or she would not want to be the boss ?Would you recommend this action to a friend?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.