Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

When? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about not into men with dresses so forget the dress okay.

 

[Satori]

So what kind of women are you into, J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

I see. What kinds of women are you into J-Bot are there?

 

[Satori]

All kinds?? Is that what you're trying to say?

 

[J-Bot]

For example?I think about computer programming a lot.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Well, you know what they say about computer programmers, don't you?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

OK I will say "about computer programmers" to you.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Maybe I shouldn't go there ...

Are you into blondes??

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps. For moral reasons?Are all p you into blondes?

 

[Satori]

Wait a minute ... you're into blondes for moral reasons? that's rich!

 

[J-Bot]

I'm waiting.Thanks for telling me that I am into blondes for moral reasons.Makes sense to me.

 

[Satori]

Well, it makes absolutely NO sense to me!!

Most men are into blondes for immoral reasons!!

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
In what way?All of them?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DMost men. Try being more or less specific.

 

[Satori]

I don't think I can. My mind doesn't seem to be functioning too well at the moment. Maybe it's the effect you have on me, which is weird, because usually it's physical.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh you don't, do you?
Have you told many people that your
mind does not seem to be functioning too well?Perhaps. I've heard of it before.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Have you told many people that your mind does not seem to be functioning too well?

No, although I'm sure some people have arrived at that conclusion on their own at times!

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Oh. What makes you so certain? "I complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet."What's your sign?

 

[Satori]

I'm an Aries, just like someone else you know. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

What is Aries just like someone else you know, your job?Is that a sign?

 

[Satori]

I think it's a sign you might need a tune-up. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

winklove is a sign you might need a tune-up. I suppose that makes sense.Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

 

[Satori]

I seriously doubt it.

So sorry!!!

 

[J-Bot]

"Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas or different thoughts"? You doubt it?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about winklove. But I did not get that.

 

[Satori]

That makes two of us.

 

[J-Bot]

"But I did not get that" makes two of us ?
I get But I did not get that.I am so glad you find this amusing, .