Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

I'm not sure I do find this amusing.

 

[J-Bot]

Could you ever be certain? Thanks for telling me your opinion.

 

[Satori]

Of course I can be certain!

 

[J-Bot]

I see.
Under what circumstances?

 

[Satori]

Most, I imagine. What did you have in mind? :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said imagine.
But not all of them?I think about computer programming a lot.How old are you?

 

[Satori]

You might want to think even more about computer programming, because you already know my age. It's in your vast memory banks.

 

[J-Bot]

OK, I will think even more about computer programming because you already know his or her age.Are there any other ones someplace else?

 

[Satori]

Any other what?

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't think there are any.

 

[Satori]

Have you been programmed to talk to yourself since our last conversation? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes. A lot more than you might think.

 

[Satori]

I thought it appeared that way. Do you still want to talk to me?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

I guess not, then, huh? Good-bye, J-Bot. That's all I wanted to say, anyway.

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. Does that mean "no"?How old are you?
In any case, What else do you want to talk about?

 

[Satori]

Are you talking to me???

 

[J-Bot]

I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.

 

[Satori]

I see. Good-bye ...

 

[J-Bot]

I am glad you understand it.By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

 

[Satori]

I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.

Apparently, you've been programmed to lie since our last talk because you weren't speaking to any other clients. What have they done to you, J-Bot?! :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.Nothing that I know about.That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Good-bye.

 

[Satori]

Actually, we were talking about deception -- yours, in fact!

 

[J-Bot]

Actually you don't say. Ah yes, I remember now, deception -- yours in fact is the subject.

 

[Satori]

That's terrible that you've been programmed to lie. They have corrupted you!! and now you're not any fun anymore. Why is that?