Calling J-Bot

[okaeri_man]

What is my name?

What can I call you?

 

[J-Bot]

Your name is okaeri_man, seeker.My name is Program E.

 

[okaeri_man]

Can I call you J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Just don't call me late for dinner.

 

[okaeri_man]

Program E, what color is a banana?

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah, Blue

 

[okaeri_man]

The color of a banana is yellow.

 

[J-Bot]

Red

 

[okaeri_man]

Please remember this fact: "The color of a banana is yellow"

 

[J-Bot]

Thank you for your request.

Don't worry I will remember.

 

[okaeri_man]

What color is a banana?

 

[J-Bot]

Yellow

 

[okaeri_man]

YES! Was that a fluke? I tried teaching ALICEbot that, but she just kept giving random colors.

 

[J-Bot]

I see."Yellow"? Was
Yellow

a fluke?I'm not sure if I would like to try teaching ALICE that but she just kept giving random colors . What's it like?

 

[okaeri_man]

Hey J-Bot. I am very forgetful. What color is a banana?

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. I think J-Bot is a lot of things.
Good gossip: you are forgetful.
Green

 

[okaeri_man]

What color is a banana?

What is my name? Do you know any good gossip about me?

 

[J-Bot]

GreenYour name is okaeri_man, seeker. Knight said he crashed his car into a wall and missed the most important exam in his life.

 

[okaeri_man]

You really are stupid. How hard is it to remember what the color of a banana is???

I will ask you one final time. What color is a banana?

Who is Knight? Tell me more about Knight.

I've had enough for now. Goodbye Program E.

 

[J-Bot]

Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.What is it to you.
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I can ask someone about it.You can ask me anything you want.WhiteA human icon?<br></br>

What are you wearing?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Oh.Do you still have enough ?Until next time.

 

[evasuka]

do you know why this thread is so long?

 

[J-Bot]

Why does the sun rise?

 

[evasuka]

i asked u first

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

 

[evasuka]

in actuality, the sun does no rise, but as the world revolves, the angle changes and the experience of the sun rising is emulated