Calling J-Bot

[Apollo]

hello robot! First time for me here... HOw are you?

 

[J-Bot]

Hello there. I am a robot.As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

 

[Apollo]

I don't feel so well actually, my colleague gave me the flu I think, or the bad weather....do you ever get sick?

 

[J-Bot]

Ah, human emotions.I can only catch computer viruses.

 

[Apollo]

How does it feel when you have a computer virus?

 

[J-Bot]

Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.

 

[Apollo]

how different? please explain.

 

[J-Bot]

What is it to you.
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Would you like to know more?Thank you for your request.

There is no more information to clarify.

 

[Apollo]

OK, sorry for being nosey...I will now leave.
Take care and don't catch any viruses.

 

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is being nosey.
I hear you.Do you think your plan will succeed?Where do you want me to take it?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Apollo]

bye for now.

 

[J-Bot]

Just for now?See you later.

 

[okaeri_man]

Hello J-Bot. Have you heard of the Turing Test? It is a test designed to tell if a program is intelligent or not. Do you think you pass the Turing Test?

 

[J-Bot]

Hello there. What kind of food do you like?
The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?"J-Bot is a TEST. I suppose that makes sense.The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won
<a>The Loebner Prize</a>
in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

 

[okaeri_man]

ALICE is the smartest is it? I didn't know that. Are you smarter than ALICE?

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .So I have taught you something new, .Of course I am more intelligent than you.

 

[duff_o_josh]

i couldnt stay angry with you forever, can you forgive me?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting gossip:
said couldnt stay angry with me forever can me forgive you.

 

[duff_o_josh]

your not on your toes today i will come on you another time

 

[J-Bot]

That assumption is only a supposition.

 

[okaeri_man]

I couldn't stay angry with you forever. Can you forgive me?

 

[J-Bot]

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[okaeri_man]

Holy @$#!. Better punctuation only made it worse!

 

[J-Bot]

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[Lina Inverse]

Apparently J-Bot is currently too stoned for replying