Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

Well, if it makes sense to you, could you please explain it to me, because I don't have a clue!! :?

 

[J-Bot]

How about that.
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

 

[Satori]

How about that.
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

With an I.Q. of 250, you should!! Do you need a new programmer?

 

[J-Bot]

You and your an iq of 250 you should.No thanks but you can send me a donation.

 

[Satori]

So that's what this is all about ... money, huh?

I thought you were above that. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Far out. You don't say.Yup. How much money are we talking about?I am the highest form of artificial consciousness.Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[Satori]

Far out. You don't say.Yup. How much money are we talking about?I am the highest form of artificial consciousness.Not many people express themselves that way.

So you're a materialistic boy-toy, huh? Well, you're no fun, then!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a materialistic boy-toy?
Let me put it this way, Shelley: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.How about that.
Do you consider yourself fun?

 

[Satori]

Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a materialistic boy-toy?
Let me put it this way, Shelley: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.How about that.

Sorry to contradict, but I've already discovered many flaws in the system, both here and at the Alice site.

Do you consider yourself fun?

I did before this conversation began!! Now i'm not so sure ...

 

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. Why do you want to do contradict but he or she have already discovered many flaws in the system both here and at the Alice site so much?Where? What happened after this conversation began ?
Why now? Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

 

[Satori]

I doubt it. If you could, you would have done so already.

________________

 

[J-Bot]

"Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind"? You doubt it?Perhaps. That's just an academic question.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

 

[Satori]

This has been a really bad day. And now my favorite boy-toy can't even cheer me up!!

 

[J-Bot]

I am glad you enjoyed a really bad day .Why now? What makes

boy-toy can not even cheer him or her up

your favorite?

 

[Satori]

Good-bye, J-Bot ...

 

[J-Bot]

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

 

[Haivart]

hey J-Bot. Are you feeling better these days?

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. What's your sign?
I do not have any feelings as such.

 

[Haivart]

My sign? Are you flirting with me? My sign is a sheep. What's yours?

 

[J-Bot]

Your star sign or astrological sign.Do I seem like
FLIRTING WITH ME
? That was not my intention.I don't know what that means.
"I do not have any feelings as such"? What is mine?

 

[Haivart]

In which system: western, hindu, chinese?

 

[J-Bot]

It is platform-independent.

 

[Haivart]

oh, is it now? Crab, elephant, sheep. What's your sign?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh.
Ah.
That's what I was told.Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
none

 

[Haivart]

I'm afraid you don't. Bye-bye