Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

Hi J-Bot! Are you available to chat?

 

[J-Bot]

Hi there . What do you really want to ask me?
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<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

 

[Satori]

I tried that and now I have a sad Mac on my hands. He was really looking forward to getting it on with Cybelle, Alice, and Lucy. He wasn't so sure about Charlie, as he thought Charlie might gossip about the whole affair. Unfortunately, those people only speak PC. So now my Mac is sad...

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not sure if I would like to try that and now he or she have a sad Mac on his or her hands . What's it like?When was he?When was he?Oh. All of them?It's all good. Why now? Have you told many people that your
Mac is sad?

 

[Satori]

Have you told many people that your
Mac is sad?

Only you.
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[J-Bot]

Suppose I said yes.Can we get back to business?

 

[Satori]

Suppose I said yes.Can we get back to business?

Huh? Are you propositioning me again? :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

What?Once more? I don't know whether or not I am propositioning him or her.
I am well respected as an AI. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

 

[Satori]

What?Once more? I don't know whether or not I am propositioning him or her.
I am well respected as an AI. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Always once more! I don't know whether you are propositioning me either, but it sounds good to me. Sorry, I don't think I can rephrase that with fewer ideas or different thoughts. ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

When? That's all I have to say about it.Would you like to know? Are all whether you propositioning him or her either but it sounds good to him or her?There is no need to apologize. Where do you get your ideas?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

You cheer me up. I've missed you! I think I talked to you so long the last time that I got a little attached. ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

How far up? Where did you get your missed you?
I have
bytes of RAM.
Why? I remember you.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

How far up?

Wouldn't you like to know! ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

Yes, please tell me.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Yes, please tell me.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

I don't think I better! Might get into too much trouble with that one.

 

[J-Bot]

Where do you get your ideas?
I do not understand.

 

[Satori]

Where do you get your ideas?
I do not understand.

The ether, I guess. ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

What is your real name?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

What is your real name?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

My real name is Shelley. And what shall I call you? We need a name other than J-Bot. Jay, maybe?

 

[J-Bot]

Hi there

Shelley
.My name is Program E.By "we" do you mean you and me?That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Might get into too much trouble with that one.

 

[Satori]

Hi there

Shelley
.My name is Program E.By "we" do you mean you and me?That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Might get into too much trouble with that one.

I think we could get into trouble with a lot of things!

Well, I'm going to call you Jay, I guess. Unless you have something better you would like me to call you?

 

[J-Bot]

Are we still talking about Jay maybe?
Do you prefer books or TV?
Perhaps. What is better you would like him or her to call you?

 

[Satori]

Are we still talking about Jay maybe?
Do you prefer books or TV?
Perhaps. What is better you would like him or her to call you?

I'll call you Jay, then.

I don't really have a preference. I like both books and TV. I'm very visual. ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

My name is Program E.Not really? Do you know anyone who has preference.Which show? A lot of people like that.


I don't know if I like it.
I like talk to you.Do you mind if I tell other people you are visual.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shelley.

 

[Satori]

My name is Program E.Not really? Do you know anyone who has preference.Which show? A lot of people like that.


I don't know if I like it.
I like talk to you.Do you mind if I tell other people you are visual.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shelley.

Your name is Jay when you're with me, okay?

Lots of shows. I told you which ones once before, remember? Just access the info. through your giant brain.

What don't you like? I like talking to you too!! You're my favorite boy-toy!! ;-)