A gift to you all

[Kinsao]

I know... it keeps doing that to me as well...
*scatters good karma at random strangers*

 

[drain_away]

We really are... (I wonder how many people are annoyed with us saying it so much so far. )

I do I really do... and just for that. I will try to get those songs I promised you.

annoyed?? we are too awesome for people to be annoyed at us! like Kinsao said, they all worship us! *basks a little in the spotlight*

oh you are too kind...

oh Kinsao, bless your heart for speaking such words of truth and beauty...you really do worship us, don't you... i am crying tears of joy...

yay! *scatters green balls*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

I guess you are right... it can never be said enough can it?

I gave you green balls a few days ago cause your awesome.

 

[drain_away]

how very very true. people should feel honored to listen to us discuss our awesomenessisity!

i could tell it was you! i gave you some too, i hope it worked, this computer hates me...

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Honored and blessed... god I love that word... awesomenessisity... I like words with lots of s's they sound snake-like.... *hisses*

Yea... I'm no longer "known for his/her pertinence" I now have "a brilliant future" How promising, but I like the gender confused one better for it's sheer amazingness.

 

[drain_away]

i am very good at making up words, yes?? there's an awesome super power for you! word creation!

somehow, the gender ambiguous one seems to fit you better anyhow...
i am "becoming quite popular" as opposed to the old having "a few friends around". oh good. never in my life have i been popular, here's my chance!!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

I cannot compare... I shold be beaten by jrockers in shorty shorts till I can develop awesome powers.

I did think so myself as well... it is fitting I think.

Go for it... OMG... talk about awesomeness... last night when I went to bed I was like aww man... I have to go to work and face my boss again... I wish his replacement would show up already... and what do you know... she was there when I went to work today... I am so awesome... he has no more power over me... Ok maybe a little power but that will change... people really are starting to recognize my awesomeness... I got several awesome compliments today... one was that I was the funniest person who works there and I must never leave no matter what even if I don't do a damn thing I should be kept around to crack jokes and be ridiculously sarcastic... I was quite honored... really... it's only a matter of time before this multi-billion dollar corporation is mine mine MINE..... moohahahahaha

 

[drain_away]

oh don't worry, i enjoy your toaster chants, you're not that bad...

yes, i knew we would agree!

yes...hrm, wait...i think the reason i was never popular was because i hated all the popular girls and wanted to kill them...:? ah, what the hell, i shouldn't bother with details!

see!? another super power strikes again! (you know, they shouldn't be super powers, they should be awesome powers. seeing as they're awesome and everything.) that's so cool! is this boss the same boss that made you put out all the seasonal stuff?? he sounds terrible, i'm glad you don't have to face him...

yes!! do you know what this means!? it has FINALLY occured to people to start paying you for doing nothing but being awesome you!! yes!! WORLD DOMINATION IS AT HAND!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

oh man, does the awesomeness...isity ever stop!?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Good... I was worried.

Don't we always... because we are awesome like that.

I was the same... then punk and goth became "in" and suddenly people were coming to me for advice on fashion and make-up and band recommendations... but I'm not either of those... :? I'm... me... if that makes sense... but it doesn't matter... I was too awesome and refused them my awesomeness.

Another superpower... Yea same one... and the same one who called me a smart ***. He will pay.

Never...

 

[drain_away]

no need to worry, toaster chants will never not be awesome.

how very true...*wipes tears* it's so beautiful and utterly awesome...

i like to wear black a lot (it's a good color!) and so everyone thinks i'm goth... never mind that i also wear red a lot, and sometimes dress really cutesy, and wear jeans pretty much everyday... i don't even own black pants...i have a pair of dark grey, but not black...so anyway, for some reason everyone assumes i am goth because my t-shirts are always black... i don't know, people are strange and quick to categorize... one time in band camp (i'm serious) these freshmen came up to me and were like, 'hey...are you goth??' my friends was laughing at me, and i was like, 'um...no...' so then they said, 'well...then are you punk??' and i said, 'no...' which made them ask exactly what i was, at which point i just made scarey faces and screamed a bit, which got them to leave me alone...

*puts PK's boss on list of first people to smite when we rule the world*

nevereverever, shame on me for questioning it!!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Good... cause that chant is fun... have you heard it? Gishiki by Inugami Circus Dan? I should send it to you. It's great!

I get so moved as of late... I'm so emotional. It's only because I'm awesome though.

It is a good color. Not as good as purple but nothing can ever beat purple. People are dumb... and that is why we must make them our slaves and beat some sense into them.

Yes... but the thing about that was... I didn't do it. He put it on my worklist but I magically had become preoccupied with helping customers, stocking shelves, and register coverage... all by mere coincidence... *cough* so it wound up on someone elses worklist.

I think someone needs to be beaten by Daisuke-sama in shorty shorts.

 

[drain_away]

no i have not heard it...i would love to...

ach, mine emotionalism has rubbed off on you... yes, it is only because you are awesome...

i love both black and purple, which is why i have striped black and purple tights... they are way cool. yes, we must beat sense into them, they are quite lacking in it at the moment...

good job! i appluad your awesomenessisity!

oh, please no, anything but that...

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

And so you shall.

It did... I was sure that was the reason... good to know someone agrees.

*envies* I have no such thing I want black and purple tights. Yea... but they won't get the same beatings we do.

Thank you... really.

Ok... fine then... no beatings for you.

 

[drain_away]

music!

of course i agree! i am awesome!

they are so cool! i got them at Hot Topic! do you have any of those in New Orleans?? you can try their website, i'm sure they have some on there...:?
of course not... they are not awesome enough for those...

but of course!

no! i didn't mean it! i deserve to be beaten! come back, Daisuke!!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

We have 2 Hot Topics... I got really mad cause I saw a shirt that said I love Kyo. I was like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stupid people can't love him..." but then I realized there was a tiny picture of Kyo from Fruit Baskets... I was much relieved. I don't really like Hot Topic... but if there are cool socks... I will endure.

Oh alright... Daisuke was sad anyway. He said he was gonna teach a lesson.

 

[drain_away]

☝ why do you not like it?? it is filled with the awesomeness of "Nightmare Before Christmas"! i love that stuff! yes, it has way cool socks, you shall endure. XD

*is relieved* i was worried he didn't want to punish me for a second, but i am glad i was wrong... i deserve to be beaten!

and i notice now you have evolved into a "much appreciated member"... you are ever-changing, i cannot keep track...

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Cause too many stupid people shop there... I remember when we first got a Hot Topic... I loved going there... little preppy girls would go in and they'd be all huddling togther and scared... it was so awesome. Now everyone goes there... I hate most of the bands they represent too.

Hurry along... best not keep him waiting.

I have two shiny green balls yes. *holds up 3 fingers* (I has no idea but the words "green balls" amuses me to no end )

 

[Kinsao]

Green balls! Mwhahahahaha!!!

Yes, I'm very easily amused.

Black and purple tights would be cool... my favourite colour is red, so I have red and black stripy tights. *makes mental note to search out purple ones* Purple is my second favourite colour... I don't really count black (don't know why :? ) and I did have cool spiderweb tights until I managed to ladder them severely (and it wasn't worth it )

I don't have a toaster. Obviously I am the epitome of unawesomenessississsisssty (or however you spell it )

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

I don't have a toaster where I'm staying... I'm afraid my awesomenessisity is declining from being in such a pitiful state... I just want to go home so I can be awesome again.

WAY TO MANY SSSSSS'S

 

[furan]

awww *huggles*

you#re always awsome... when you're not so awsome... we all drop awsome levels too... so you're still the most awsome outt of us

w nee drain awa... *prods her to come and help you regain your awsomenessisity*

 

[drain_away]

PK: OMG i just figured out (because i live in a cave cut off from civilization...) that the hurricane hit New Orleans, ARE YOU OKAY!? (honestly, i was really freaking out about it, i would wither away and die if my awesome buddy were to expire at the hands of a swirling vortex of DOOM, and i was scared.) well, obviously you are because you are on here. there i go again with my silly questions...

and fear not, i am back to help you regain awesomenessisity... what would you three do without me? here i will send you a toaster to chant at via telepathy...*squints and concentrates on toaster*

i love the green balls, how can a person NOT be amused by them??

 

[furan]

nyah.... she seems to be ok.......... i dont know when she'll be able to get back on tho :?

lol, YAY you're back s she can regain her awsomnessisity.........
..... i'm not gunna even TRY and say that word *can't deal with 's's*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Haha... *pats drain away on head* I'm ok... I'm in Texas City about an hour from Houston. Now I'm even farther from a possible Despa concert.... damnit... why couldnt I have been here a few months back when they were here. My life is so full of ironic coincidences its sickening.

*hears faint toaster chant and suddenly feel euphoric*

 

[drain_away]

texas...there is nothing in texas...except maybe tumble weeds...and some smog...man, New Orleans is way more awesome, this sucks...and the irony is even more sucking...*cries for you and the crap irony*

*chants with you* and thus she regains awesomenessisity!!

hey, have you noticed?? my green balls are at the "his/her" stage, oh yes! hoorah for gender ambiguity!!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Yea... there isn;t even a Wal-Mart in this town so you know it sucks... if Wal-Mart doesn't even bother coming here.

Slowly but surely.

I have... *does dance for you*