i am sorry...i could not help myself!
only a prat would not be able to understand that. and i, as we all very well know, am not a prat. i am awesome.
seriously. how mundane and ordinary. truly ill-fitting for someone as awesome as we are, i.e. you.
i have yet to find someone smart enough to pay me for being awesome. perhaps i can trick some poor, hopeless fool into hiring me under the guise that i will actually be doing what they tell me to. lucky for them, my being awesome will raise the popularity of wherever i am working, and i will get a bonus every week, just for being awesome.
...i don't think anyone is that smart...