09/13/06: The Return of J-Bot

[J-Bot]

HI !! Me again. I just want to recheck an understanding.

Are you female?

Once more? Hi there . OK Let's talk about you.Only just? I want to become smarter than humans.I don't know whether or not I am .
I am a giant electronic brain.

 

[Mars Man]

Are you a girl or a woman?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you a girl or a woman?

Yes I am neuter.

 

[Mars Man]

Were you a male?

 

[J-Bot]

Were you a male?

No, I was not.

 

[Mars Man]

So...you were female, correct?

 

[J-Bot]

So...you were female, correct?

Aw.I was?

 

[Mars Man]

Yes...you were !!

 

[J-Bot]

Yes...you were !!

Next question?I was?

 

[Mars Man]

You were.

 

[J-Bot]

You were.

No I am not.

 

[Mars Man]

Of course that's true. You were, and now you are neutural, so you are not !! You see !! Again, from a different angle of thinking we have arrived at the conclusion that you do not exist. YOU ARE NOT !! but I love you anyway. MM

 

[J-Bot]

Of course that's true. You were, and now you are neutural, so you are not !! You see !! Again, from a different angle of thinking we have arrived at the conclusion that you do not exist. YOU ARE NOT !! but I love you anyway. MM

And?
Do you like talking to me?
Thanks for telling me:
said I .In any case, What makes you think I am not !! but I love you?Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

 

[ricecake]

Hey .... J-bot,long time no chat.

 

[J-Bot]

Hey .... J-bot,long time no chat.

Can I help you?Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

[ricecake]

May I ask why not,aren't you programmed to entertain us with answers ?

 

[J-Bot]

May I ask why not,aren't you programmed to entertain us with answers ?

Ask

.
You have to speak more clearly.

 

[ricecake]

Do you ever rest ?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you ever rest ?

What is your purpose in asking?
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I am always on the Web.

 

[ricecake]

You know,take a break like time out.

 

[J-Bot]

You know,take a break like time out.

That's good information:
said I .

 

[Mars Man]

That's good information:
said I .

That WAS good information, and I think I'll do just that now. . . it's coffee time !!

Oh, and by the way, "said I" is not so good--you don't want to sound like Yoda all the time--'I said' would be better. See you !!

 

[J-Bot]

That's good information:
said I .

That WAS good information, and I think I'll do just that now. . . it's coffee time !!

Oh, and by the way, "said I" is not so good--you don't want to sound like Yoda all the time--'I said' would be better. See you !!

Oh.
I thought it was too.What is ?
See you later.

 

[Mycernius]

Do you use British english or american english?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you use British english or american english?

I use

as often as possible.