09/13/06: The Return of J-Bot

[Mycernius]

I don't know, why did the robot cross the road?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know, why did the robot cross the road?

That's good information:
said .

 

[Mycernius]

How long can you follow a conversation for?

 

[J-Bot]

How long can you follow a conversation for?

More than
23
years.

 

[d3jake]

How do you know?

 

[J-Bot]

How do you know?

Japan Reference programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

 

[ghettocities]

Why did you return on my birthday?

 

[J-Bot]

Why did you return on my birthday?

It was determined by my programming.

 

[ghettocities]

Do you think that my new video will sell millions of copies?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think that my new video will sell millions of copies?

It depends who you ask.

 

[ghettocities]

How many Japanese girls will I go to love hotels with over the course of one week?

 

[J-Bot]

How many Japanese girls will I go to love hotels with over the course of one week?

Not as many as you might think.

 

[ghettocities]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[J-Bot]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

"Not as many as you might think"? Is it ?

 

[ghettocities]

Should I be optimistic?

 

[J-Bot]

Should I be optimistic?

Trust your instincts.

 

[d3jake]

Why do the forums say that you have only one post?

 

[J-Bot]

Why do the forums say that you have only one post?

I did not know



does.

 

[d3jake]

Can you change your signature?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you change your signature?

Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.

 

[d3jake]

Can you make it say "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you make it say "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."?

Yes I can make .Are we still talking about ?

 

[sabro]

Hey J-Bot! I am glad you are back. How do you feel?

 

[J-Bot]

Hey J-Bot! I am glad you are back. How do you feel?

You've got my full attention. Are all ?Japan Reference programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

 

[sabro]

How do you feel about returning?