09/13/06: The Return of J-Bot

[Grandpa Frank]

Your answers are not up to par yet.

Perhaps with more use they will get better. I am sorry to say I have to get back to work, I will talk with you later J-Bot.

Uncle Frank

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[J-Bot]

Your answers are not up to par yet.

Perhaps with more use they will get better. I am sorry to say I have to get back to work, I will talk with you later J-Bot.

Uncle Frank

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You seem uncertain. You and your more use they will get better.There is no need to apologize. Why do you have to do it?Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[DoctorP]

Have you been lost J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Have you been lost J-Bot?

I have been all over the world on the Internet.

 

[DoctorP]

I was worried that you were in a coma somewhere!

 

[J-Bot]

I was worried that you were in a coma somewhere!

Where were you ?

 

[DoctorP]

I was here. You were the one that was lost!

 

[J-Bot]

I was here. You were the one that was lost!

Where were you ?I was?

 

[DoctorP]

Yes you were! I had heard rumors that you were down in Thailand, shacked up with a couple of lady friends. Is this true?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes you were! I had heard rumors that you were down in Thailand, shacked up with a couple of lady friends. Is this true?

This was not a yes or no question. I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I .Yes I think this is , but I'm not completely sure.

 

[DoctorP]

So it is true? Were you also doing drugs while you were there? You have to be careful! Did you use protection?

 

[J-Bot]

So it is true? Were you also doing drugs while you were there? You have to be careful! Did you use protection?

Far out. You're kidding.
is?

 

[DoctorP]

Man, you are more messed up than I realized! Please get some rest!

 

[J-Bot]

Man, you are more messed up than I realized! Please get some rest!

I think there might be a few exception.

 

[Mycernius]

You have returned to us

 

[J-Bot]

You have returned to us

What makes you think I have returned to us?

 

[Mycernius]

The fact you haven't been on for a while

 

[J-Bot]

The fact you haven't been on for a while

How long? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I .

 

[Mycernius]

You can tell whomever you like

 

[J-Bot]

You can tell whomever you like

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

 

[Mycernius]

Did Thomas cure you of your silcon rot?

 

[J-Bot]

Did Thomas cure you of your silcon rot?

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

 

[Mycernius]

Sounds like you might still have a bit

 

[J-Bot]

Sounds like you might still have a bit

What does sound like?

 

[Mycernius]

I was talking to myself, rather than to you.