Aren't you satisfied with answers given to you in your previous thread on the matter?
Why Japanese make themselves similar to Americans? | Japan Forum
Yes, but this time I talked about beauty of eyes but in the previous post the content was about hair.
Also, in this post I didn't mention Americans. Some Americans are here and surely they are respectable for me. I don't like they think I have an unfriendly feeling to them. It is not so. I haven't any unpleasant feeling to the people who are American. I activate in a writing forum that the most of them are American and I have a good dealing and relationship with those writers.
But president Mr. Trump behaves extremely. I saw in a candidacy footage he even attacked an American citizen, threw him on the ground and began beating him with his fist, just like the boxer in a ring that tries to knock out his competitor! The people around took Mr. Trump's arm and prevented him to beat the poor man anymore.
So I think politicians of US are different with citizens of America. As I see, the most majority of American citizens think and behave logical, are tolerant, smile (not political smiles), and behave to others friendly and kindly.
Of course one of the posters here told me, he was the agent of CIA! (I don't remember his username). His expression scared me, because I am not interested to talk with a CIA member. It is a spy and security organization of USA and is different with the American friends who I talk with.
However, let me I change the subject and send you a few of my short humor stories that I wrote for the English writing website. I hope it makes you a little laugh:
The medicine student
The master asked one of the medicine students:" What we should behave to the patient who is not able to see, hear and speak?" The student replied:" We should not make any noise in order that he wakes not up!"
Leaving God
A beggar requested a man to help him. The passer who was an atheist asked him:" Do you believe in God?"
"Yes, I do" replied the beggar.
The man said to him:" If you leave your belief and become an atheist I will take you to a luxuriant restaurant to have whatever you wish."
The beggar that was very hungry thought for a while hesitantly and eventually said:" I agree on your offer. So I turn into an atheist."
The man took the beggar to a restaurant and gave him a chance to order whatever he wished. When the beggar became full the man asked him:" How was the foods?"
The beggar replied:"Thanks for God, it was very tasty!"
A probable thief
At midnight, Norman heard a sound from the second floor. He awakened his wife and said to her:"I heard a sound from upstairs. I think there is a thief." His wife, Anna scared but Norman tried to alleviate her fear and said:" Be quite! I am going to see who there is." He took a gun, walked out from the room and went from the stairs up to the dark floor, carefully.
After a while Anna heard the sound of shooting. She scared more and screamed. In the situation, she heard the sound of his husband that shouted:" don't worry, no thief was here; it was your pet!"
A rustic competition
Two rustic farmers had a hot discussion about horses and everyone claimed that he has more knowledge about them. After a long argue, one of the farmers said proudly:" it is good you know, I dealt with horses more than everyone."
Another man said:"eh! I recognize horses more than you, because I grew among horses from my childhood!"
The first farmer stood up from its place angrily and yelled:" Don't dispute with me anymore, because you are talking with the son of a horse!"
An escapee gang
One of the members of drug mafia escaped from a jail. When he was passing from Amazon jungles reached a wide and deep river and couldn't pass from. He found a native hunter who lived in the nearby village and had a boat. The gangster gave him some money to ferry him from the river. When the escapee gangster was getting on the boat asked the man suspicious:"I have heard there is a mysterious beast in the river that eats people?" The villager replied:"Don't be worried. It just seizes humans and has nothing to do with you!"
Laying to Satan
A politician who made falsehood a lot was lecturing in a meeting. He promised people, if they vote for him and he is elected for presidency, he will resolve air pollution and also repair the hole of ozone layer in the atmosphere, just less than a week!
At night he met Satan in his dream. Satan frowned at him and said:" Your lie was very awkwardly. I told you to make untrue words, but not such a great lie that nobody believes in."
The Politician said:"don't worry. It was not a lie and I will do that certainly!"
Satan became angry and replied:" How bold! You are going to deceive me too?!"
Hotdog
A tourist went to a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai and ordered the waiter to bring him a hot dog. The minutes later the waiter came back with an aggressive cat that did claw at everything. He said to the tourist:" Sir. Sadly all our hot dogs have been served and I just found this hot cat. Do you wish it?"
A good listener
A novice priest who had gone to a village recently was preaching in the village church for a long time. Due to his monotone and tiresome talking, all the farmers fell asleep except an old man who was in the first row. He stared at the preacher and was listening to his words all the time.
When the preacher eventually stopped his sermon went to the man and said to him thankfully:" Good for you! You are a good listener and this helps you in your life. I am interested to see you here for the next preaching."
The wife of the old man, who sat beside him said regretful:" Oh father forgive him, he is deaf and can't hear your word!"
Trading in the Mars
The spacecraft landed on the Mars and after a while a Chinese astronaut got off from it happily. As he began walking on the mars sent this message to the China aerospace station:" Finally, the dream of man was interpreted and he conquered the Mars. Just now, my feet touched the red soil of the so beautiful plant."
The crowd in the station cheered out for the great success and after the seconds the radio operator said:"congratulation Chin Chong! You are the first man that could step on the arrogant plant. Our president is here now and wants to talk you.
The astronaut heard the president's sound:" Hi Chin Chong. Don't waste the time; you should find people of the planet as soon as possible so that we can export our industrial productions to the Mars for sale!
