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Why did the chicken cross the road? ^^

Sinspawne

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17 Jul 2004
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SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends,that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that
the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as
plain and simple as that.

KEN STARR
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the
president of the United States of America in an effort to distract law
enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing
our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result,
the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate
scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law,
for that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity
provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the
chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until
our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been
completed.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 04, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the
"black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
much rejoicing.



😆 :giggle: :D 😌
 
Good ones :D
I made up some more:

Isaac Newton:
The chicken crossed the street because the gravity affected it too much so it couldn't fly to the other side.

George W. Bush:
This was clearly a terroristic act! We must immediately declare war onto this chicken and uncover the weapons of mass destruction it undoubtedly possesses!

Schrテカdinger:
Actually, the chicken didn't cross the street. It exists simultaneously on both sides of the street in two different quantum states. By observing the chicken, we will then find it in one of these quantum states.

Heisenberg:
Any observer will only be able to clearly state either the place or the speed of the chicken, never both of them at the same time.
 
rotfwl!!! :D 👍

I searched through my notes from my math lessons and found found this:

random mathemagician:

The velocity of a constantly moving chicken crossing the road could be easily described by


Jan
 
TwistedMac said:
what variable is the chicken? :?
actually, what are the definitions of all the variables? :mad:

y is a function describing the velocity of the chicken against the time (x). I hope you can understand this (my english is soooo bad 😌 ).

I guess, I have a strange sense of humor and had too many math lessons.


Jan
 
i bet that's an easy equation to you >_<.. i just worked my brain to a standstill trying to figure it out.. i'm not a maths kinda guy >_<

full explanation please!

*sits down and listens carefully*
 
Just plot the function and you'll see. If that's not this funny, try to calculate the value for y when x reaches 1 (the poor chicken!). Furthermore the exponent is 42, which is the answer to the ultimate question.

Or do you wanted me to explain this formula more mathematical? If so, I'm sorry. Could do this only in german ...


Jan
 
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