Here's an even more gross story than Mike Cashs
Warning: It's sick
Okay, I heard this from a fellow employee at my work.
There is this girl that out of nowhere had a scratchy throat. She tried everything to get rid of it. So, she tried drinking water, salt water, and even swallowed some mouth wash. Nothing worked, not even eating got rid of this scratchy tickle in her throat. SO she went to the doctor expecting the "You have strep throat" But the doctor didn't say that at all. He asks "have you had any oral sex lately?" She said "yes, with my boyfriend", he said, "Well, what you have in your throat are gnats", She asked how that could be, and he said, "well, the only way for this to happen is if the person you gave oral sex to had sex with an animal, or had sex with a dead person."
Guess what....
Her boyfriend worked at a morgue!
Ok, I am leaning toward made up story on that one.... but if it is real, then dahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! *shivers* and even if that happened, why would nats go into her throat? I don't know it's sick though.
aaggguhghggughg!!!!!