There's a new guy in town!

[F1ForFun]

Hello everyone. I've recently begun lurking this site after stumbling upon a few helpful topics in the "Learning Japanese" section. I've been studying (somewhat lazily, admittedly) Japanese for the last few months and would like to improve. Thus, I ended up here and look forward to participating in threads to come. Now that that's out of the way, let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I am 20 years old.
I am currently learning Japanese.
I enjoy riding my motorcycle.
I currently work a dead-end job at Publix (A local supermarket of which I have grown to hate).
I will be joining the Navy soon hopefully specializing in either Cryptology or in Computer Science.
I cry when I wipe my butt and the toilet paper rips.
I wear socks on my hands when I type to make it more challenging.
Whenever I eat out, I pretend that I am a deaf mute and communicate only through writing in order to give the waiter/waitress a hard time.
I leave my wireless network open and inject malicious wares onto whoever connects to it, because stealing internet is rude.
I can slice a banana without slicing/peeling the skin.
I buy white bread and give it to the ducks down the street in hopes that they acquire diabetes and perish.
I can make minute-rice in 58 seconds.
I keep a can of WD-40 nearby for personal lubrication purposes.
I once handed 40% of a dollar bill to my local bank teller along with a Monopoly money dollar and asked for a new dollar. I received one.
I am 15 - 20 minutes late for work every day.
I shave without shaving cream.
I believe in Santa Clause.
My favorite color is seven.


Thank you for your time and I apologize if you drudged through my entire introduction. I tried my best, though I am sure it was torture incomparable to even the worst pop music available . I look forward to seeing you guys around the forum and expanding my knowledge of the Japanese language while possibly making some friendly acquaintances along the way.

 

[thomas]

I shave without shaving cream, too. Welcome aboard!

 

[Mike Cash]

I cry when I wipe my butt and the toilet paper rips.
I wear socks on my hands when I type to make it more challenging.

Can't help with the other stuff, but if you will forgive a little unsolicited advice: You could have just as much challenge typing and a whole lot less crying wiping if you would modify your system by placing the toilet paper over your keyboard and wearing socks on your hand when you wipe your butt.

 

[Davey]

Well that sure was an original way of introducing yourself. Enjoy the forum!

 

[Grandpa Frank]

A hint for your Navy rating.

Spend as much of your time learning morse code as you can. I had learned it for Boy Scouts. I signed up for nuke sub school and a six year hitch. When I got to boot camp , part of the test was morse code which I did well on. The next thing I knew they drafted me into NAVSECGRU and dropped my time to 4 years instead of 6.Back than we went to Pensacola , Florida for 6 months of morse code school.
The rating back than was CT or communications technician.You do have to have a really clean background check by the FBI and not have any close family with shady pasts. Working in Naval Inteligence can be real interesting and lead to a job with the CIA or NSA when you get out of the service.

Uncle Frank

 

[zoomingjapan]

My favorite color is not seven?!? ... but welcome to the forum! ^_^

 

[F1ForFun]

Thanks for the kind welcome guys (and gal).