The Story of Jref Members

[lexico]

weren't aware how treacherously planted were the yekkow-ripe, sweet-smelling banana peels they were about to ...

 

[Kara_Nari]

seep in through their epidermis and poison their skin in the most....

 

[Mycernius]

foul and painful way that can be imagined by...

 

[Kara_Nari]

means of a liquidified substance, that once in the dermic layers expand and......

 

[Grandpa Frank]

blow your body up to look like the Goodyear blimp , and then........

 

[smoke]

...the 5 hour process of deflation which is followed by...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

shrinking the skin to fit the bones again by going to a ........

 

[Bob in Iowa]

Realization that the whole thing was just a very intense hallucinogenic experience.

 

[Mycernius]

Bob the fish realised that he should stop smoking this....

 

[Grandpa Frank]

combination of dried banana peels , mushrooms, and .........

 

[Mycernius]

wet sealskins from the shores of Tripoli. Mind you...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

if you smoke this combo just once you will forever be......

 

[Bob in Iowa]

condemned to relive the experience every time you hear ...

 

[-Rudel-]

..."Thoioioioioioi Thoioioing"....to the beat of...

 

[Mycernius]

folk music from Mongolia, which uses a combination...

(does anyone know where the hell this story is going?)

 

[lexico]

pizza for snack during intermission, while the horse-bone flute and...

(Good question. I believe it is sailing over the Gobi desert on the camels' backs right now, just moving onto Lake Baikal, and our next stop will be Novosibirsk... all passengers please remain seated till the train comes to a full stop. This is your captain speaking, and thank you for flying the Oriental Bullet Train. Ciao ! How do you say that in Japanese ?)

 

[smoke]

...penny whistle duel for enternity to win the heart of...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

the most beautiful woman on JREF who we all know is.........










(I would't touch this one with a 10 foot pole!!!)

 

[Mycernius]

Hulk Hogan dressed in a basque and high heels and...

(I think we've just turned left at Saigon. How about ciao in a Japanese accent? :nuts: )

 

[Kara_Nari]

sporting a human ear necklace around his neck from....

 

[lexico]

the shrunken heads of humanoid alien hostiles who came to hunt...

 

[Kara_Nari]

for Panty vending machines, but unfortunately found themselves.....

 

[lexico]

hooked by the near-sighted human traffickers lurking ...

 

[Kara_Nari]

in the red light district in Cambodia where...

 

[Mycernius]

Zippy the angelfish was hooking up a....