The Story of Jref Members

[smoke]

...Time Machine that offered him the oppourtunity to visit...

 

[Anchyyy]

a planet far away from Earth which was

 

[lexico]

ruled by chimps, guarded by gorillas, and tilled by humans, that mutated ...

 

[Mycernius]

into Humprey the Golden Banana. He was a....

 

[-Rudel-]

...quiet old man, in his 90s whom...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

was a patient of Uncle Frank, but died of.......

 

[lexico]

global warming because the whales forgot to sundance when ...

 

[-Rudel-]

...teh whaling ships came by the...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

heavily armed Greenpeace ship that was trying to..........

 

[Mycernius]

avoid the French Navy, because we all know that they are....

 

[smoke]

...anti-hippie killing machines that...

 

[Kara_Nari]

like to eat banana smoothies for breakfast and....

 

[Grandpa Frank]

secretly have sex with...........

 

[Kara_Nari]

95 year old grandmothers with...

 

[duff_o_josh]

.....large sacks of change that buy....

 

[Mycernius]

two for three on any sunday beginning on..

 

[Grandpa Frank]

April Fool's Day and lasting to........

 

[Clawn]

October 22nd, the very same day that...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

the beer gardens open in Japan on all the ............

 

[smoke]

...West Coast, however in the east...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

of Japan , no one drinks anymore because of.......

 

[smoke]

...prohibition, which was brought in by the evil ruler wun hung lo from the province of....

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Noo Nookie Noww , a small island off the coast of Kyushu known for its......

 

[Mycernius]

bubbling volcanoes and salt marshes and strange lights caused by Uncle Franks..

 

[smoke]

...gas emissions. An unhealthy bi-product of...