The official Lina Inverse fanclub

[Lina Inverse]

Ok, boys and ladies, step right up now and join the one and only, the super-duper-sensationally delicious...
Lina Inverse fanclub :win: :romance: :box:
Act right now and sign up while the best positions are still avaiable! :haihai:
Limited time only!
Sign up now and get the items detailled below! (offer valid while supply lasts)

Secura Japan Rubber condoms, anatomically shaped with fine grooves (24 pcs.)


AquaGlide Lubricant with raspberry flavor


Voodoo Extasis drops

 

[RockLee]

LMAO !! What the h*** is going on lately ?? Everybody with their fanclubs....SPAMMERS...!!! EVIL !!!

 

[Duo]

What about my fanclub?
can i have one? :?
I want one too

I dont think anyone would join

 

[Tuffy]

What about my fanclub?
I dont think anyone would join

Hey, I'd join your fan club, Duo!
(of course, you would need to hand out Starbucks coupons along with a free organiser)

 

[jieshi]

hmmm sorry lena but im already a devoted fan of cacawate. If i signed up for yours I'd have to denounce cacawate and also I don't need the products your offering until im married lol

 

[Legato]

Impostor! Lina Inverse would never give such gifts for the members of her fan club I'd expect at least some magical stones or something like that. But I can see you are not the real one so go to hell with all you condoms...

 

[Apollo]

ME, ME, ME, Sign me up!!!
Why? Because Lina is a member of my cat's fan club: The ELIDA fan club, she will become a pin-up cat you know...

I would like to be the member of the board of the Lina fan club as well... So, I can decide if new member-products can be launched....

 

[EscaFlowne]

I will only join if kirei is your president.....

So i can be her "Personal Assistant"

 

[cacawate]

And so it begins.....

 

[TwistedMac]

don't worry caca, when the war starts your Raw Sewage will stay true to you!

 

[kirei_na_me]

Esca, I'm faithful to cacawate. I don't have time to be president of every fan club... ;-)

 

[Lina Inverse]

ME, ME, ME, Sign me up!!!
Why? Because Lina is a member of my cat's fan club: The ELIDA fan club, she will become a pin-up cat you know...

I would like to be the member of the board of the Lina fan club as well... So, I can decide if new member-products can be launched....

Fine! When I voted for your Elida today, I noticed that she's got already 50%!

Please put a line in your sig with your position, ok?

Esca, I'm faithful to cacawate. I don't have time to be president of every fan club... ;-)

But, Kirei... I thought you like me?
wahhh, kirei doesn't like me anymore...

 

[jieshi]

thats what you get for trying to bribe people with those umm "interesting"? products lol

 

[kirei_na_me]

Lina, I do like you. It's just that no one appointed me president of your club. I assumed you were president of your own club since you started it and all.

I still lub you, Lina. Cool shades and all. :winklove:

 

[gedatsu]

Does that AquaGlide lube go well on toast?

 

[Lina Inverse]

Lina, I do like you. It's just that no one appointed me president of your club. I assumed you were president of your own club since you started it and all.

I still lub you, Lina. Cool shades and all. :winklove:

Did I say that I was the president? No. I only waited for you to appear...
Anyway, herewith I officially appoint you as the President of my fan club! :haihai:
I also appoint Esca as your Personal Assistant :haihai:
Furthermore, I appoint gedatsu as our cook - gotta love raspberry lube sandwiches!
If you would please update your sigs with your new tasks.
(You can still be in the caca fanclub, I don't mind)

 

[gedatsu]

Furthermore, I appoint gedatsu as our cook - gotta love raspberry lube sandwiches!

well im sure it would be high in carbohydrates!

 

[cacawate]

Don't fall to the darkside, everyone! Be true to who means most to you!!!! <3

 

[EscaFlowne]

-Looks at Lina then CAca-


[Runs to Kirei]

 

[Lina Inverse]

Don't fall to the darkside, everyone!

Which would be you :haihai:

Be true to who means most to you!!!! <3

Which would be me :haihai:

 

[Apollo]

So, what are we supposed to do in this club? I am now a member of the board, and I would like to have responsibilty on the...erm....treasury!!!

 

[Lina Inverse]

So, what are we supposed to do in this club?

Uhm... :?
ah yes, I know - tell naughty jokes! (thread)

I am now a member of the board, and I would like to have responsibilty on the...erm....treasury!!!

Sure thing. Since you're a fellow cat lover, you're surely well suited for that job. :haihai:
Just put your new position in your sig.

 

[TimF]

Im in!

Im here for the beer and the women lol!

 

[Apollo]

Sure thing. Since you're a fellow cat lover, you're surely well suited for that job. :haihai:
Just put your new position in your sig.

Now it is official: I am the treasurer *points at signature*...

 

[Lina Inverse]

Now it is official: I am the treasurer *points at signature*...

Great! Let's drink to that! :romance: