The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

[pinkkillerkisou]

Hyde: I think they got the wand thing under control now...
Me: *pokes head out closet* ...I thinks so too
Hyde: Should we leave?
Me: HELL NO! *grabs Hyde and shuts door*
Toshiya: *opens door* AH ha! *points wand in our faces*
Me and Hyde: *hug eachother tightly and scream*
Toshiya: Wait your not Isay!
Me: Watch where you point that...
Toshiya: Sorry guys... I'll leave you alone *wink* Unless you would like some company
Me: *grabs Toshiya and shuts door* Can this wand make me irresistable to every jrocker?

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: Grr! No fair no fair! Hee hee oh well. I got my boyfriend. *daydreams*
Aya: ... (Wake up you silly girl! Wake up!)
Gackt: Can...I-I come out now?
Me: Yes. Yes you can.

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *pokes head out closet* I can share if you like... we doesn't need to tell anyone we use the wand for to make us irresistable... but you do have Gackt so... you really have no room to complain now do you... *squeaks*
Toshiya: *laughs like a hyena*
Me: Keep you hands off my butt when I'm trying to talk to people... it's really distracting
Toshiya: Can you hurry up I'm waiting...
Hyde: Me too...
Me: *tucks wand securly in pocket* Well I'd hate to keep them waiting...

 

[isayhello]

Me: *paranoid* hehe-he-he-he-heee-he-he... They'll never find me here! *has hidden under a bed* He-heee-he... *hears noise* WHO GOES THERE!!!???
Squall: Um.. is that you, Isay?
Me: NO... or.. who's asking?
Squall: It's me, Squall.
Me: What do you want.....? Don't get near, I'm armed! *isn't really armed*
Squall: Calm down. Acutally I came to... err.. protect you. Some of the others wanted to punish you for.. turning Aya into a potato...
Me: It wasn't MY fault... !
Squall: Whatever. Could you come out from under the bed?
Me: Only if I can have my wand back!
Squall: Toshiya has it, and he's with Pinkkiller and Hyde in a closet. Shall we attempt to get it back? Toshiya might not even notice, he'll be busy.......
Me: Yes.. I need it back... my precious... *insane*
Squall: Ok, let's go to that closet, but be careful. Aya is still a potato!
Someplace else..:
Potato-Aya: ... (translation: Does no one care about me being a potato? I don't even have my pink hair anymore *cries potato-tears* )

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *pops out of closet all dishevled* Why did Toshiya have to find out I was extremely ticklish... I was so close to claiming his *** *smoothes out clothing*
Everyone: *staring at pinkkiller*
Me: WHAT!?!?!?! We were having a tickle fight is all...
Miyavi: Sure *winks*
Toshiya: *flys through the air and tackles pinkiller and starts tickling again*
Hyde: Toshiya... umm stop... *starts trying to pull Toshiya off pinkkiller* (like you will ever succeed in doing so you little kawaii midget XD)
Me: Errrrrrrrrr rawr! *points wand at Toshiya* I'll turn you into a plain old ordinary man if you don't stop... you'll never be pretty again!
Toshiya: You wouldn't dare?
Me: Try me? Then again I'm not sure how you use this so you may turn into a slug... or even worse a cockroach!
Toshiya: *runs away* I don't want to not be pretty!

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: *looks at Gackt as he walks up to me*
Gackt: *stares at Aya-potato* .....
Me: *looks at Gackt* What?
Gackt: Po-ta-to...hun-gry...*attempts to take Aya-potato for food*
Me: Nooooooooo! PLEASE HELP SOMEONE GACKT HAS GONE POTATO CRAZY!!

 

[isayhello]

Me: *walking with Squall, all enthusiastic about it, still believing it's the REAL Squall* You're just as tall as I imagined you from the FF game!!!
Squall: . . .
Me: Wow, your sword is soo cool! I bet you fought a lot with it... ne? and.. OH, tell me about that time when you beat that demon boss.. please.. and... *keeps on talking*
Squall: (man, will she never shut up?)
Me: You're such a good protector, Squall. I know I'll be safe from the others with you by my side.. *gets closer to him*
Squall: (ok, so now she's getting emotional and worked up too, man this SUCKS)
Me: Did you say something?
Squall: ...err? What? No... nothing at all!
*we walk into the room where everyone else is, we see Gackt trying to grab a potato while Nightwalker desperately tries to stop him*
Squall: What is going on!!? Nightwalker seems to be in a big wrestling match with Gackt... (did you see where she just grabbed him?)
Me: But.. the potato... *tries to remember* That potato... bears..a slight resemlance to................AAAAYYYYAAA! NOOOOOOOOOO! *realizes what Gackt is about to do and starts running towards Gackt and Nightwalker but slips on something on the floor*
Help! Someone, save Potat-Aya, he'll get EATEN!!! Fight till your last breath, Nightwalker!
Potato-Aya: ... (MY GOD I'M GETTING EATEN BY GACKT MAN MAN I'M IN SUCH DEEP TROUBLE HELP ME I'M PANICKING MAN I CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS IN GACKTS MOUTH GETTING EATEN HEEEELP MEEEE SOMEONE I DON'T WANNA DIIIEEEEEEEE!!!)

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Hyde: I tried... I really did... he was just to big and strong
Me: It's ok *pats him on head*
Hyde: Hey... Isn't that the Aya potato?
Me: Sure does look like it... why is Gackt-sama trying to eat him?
Hyde: Holy Crap! Gackt's going to eat Aya.... *panicks*
Kaoru: You have the wand... do something!
Me: Kaoru... where did you come from... I'd forgotten all about you
Kaoru: I know... what happened to you... you look like you got hit by a truck.
Me: Toshiya found out I was ticklish
Kaoru: Oh... I thought
Me: You thought what...
Kaoru: Well...
Me: Yea right like I would ever get lucky with any of you
Hyde: SAVE AYA YOU IDIOT!!!!
Me: Hyde-sama... lower your voice... we're having a conversation hear... let the adults talk... go in the corner now...
Hyde: *rolls eyes* I guess I will have to do it *tries to take away wand from pinkkiller*
Me: Errr.... stop what are you doing... leave my wand of irresistiblity alone.... *sneezes and beam shoot out of wand*

cloud of smoke covers the room

Everyone: *cough*
Me: Oh great you broke it Hyde *gets tackled*
Aya: You saved me... I love you!
Me: I did???
Aya: Yes! Now where is Gackt... I'm going to kill him...
Gackt: *slowly backs out of room and makes a run for it*

 

[isayhello]

Me: YAAAAAA! AYA! You're back to normal! I'm soo happy! AAYAAAA! *tries to hug him*
Aya: ... *angry stare*
Me: Aya, you... look angry? (I've never seen you angry before...)
Aya: ... *even angrier stare*
Me: ... (I don't understand this situation... was the hugging too quick a move?)
Squall: Err.. I think, Aya is upset since you... you.. well, turned him into a potato!
Me: *looks from Squall to Aya, from Aya to Pinkkiller, to Hyde, to Nightwalker, to Kaoru* Oh....... that little incident.... I... well... *starts backing out of the room same as Gackt*
Miyavi: *comming out from other room with Toshiya (add yaoi-thought here!)* Isay.. and everyone! And - AYA!!! Wow, you're back to normal!
Aya: Yes. Fortunately, Pinkkiller turned me back, she figured out how the wand worked, as Gackt tried to eat me and no one else cared... *cries a little*
Everyone: WE CARED ABOUT YOU!
Squall: YA! And Nightwalker did her best to stop Gackt (now where is he?) from eating you...
Toshiya: Wow, seems like a lot happened while we were gone, ne Miyavi? *smile*
Miyavi: Yep, seems like it. *smile*
Me: *has returned from hidingplace* Wait... Miyavi, Toshiya.. what is this? Are you turning all this into some yaoi-fandream I usually have?
Miyavi: *smirk*
Me: NO: This is not the time for nosebleed! I... *looks at Aya* I wanna apologize. Please?
Aya: *still a little mad* I.. ok.. but, I'm still a little mad.
Me: YAAY! *jumps around*
Aya: NOW; EVERYONE! LET'S GO TOGETHER AND FIND GACKT! I HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUISSNESS WITH HIM! *grabs hold of Pinkkiller who is now, all of a sudden and according to Aya, Ayas Best Friend*

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: Oh thank Buddha. Aya your back to normal. *sighs with relief*
Gackt: (I better get out'ta here!) ~SHOOOM~
Me: I can't believe Gackt tried to eat you! Grr! I'm gunna get him! *looks for Gackt and sees a cloud of dirt in a long path* THAT WAY! FOLLOW HIM!!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: If I knew all it took to get you to notice me was changing you back into your non-potato self... I would not have spent all that time in that damn closet *huggles her new best friend*
Aya: I can't thank you enough but... right now I need to exact my revenge.
Me: Do you really have to hurt Gackt-sama... you were a potato after all... maybe he was insanely hungry and forget it was you.
Aya: Do you want to still be my friend?
Me: *chants* Down with Gackt!
Aya: Good girl! *pats on head*

 

[isayhello]

All of us: *singing a song about finding Gackt and punishing him*
Squall: Don't worry, Aya, we'll find him!
Me: Ya! *agrees with Squall because she wants to be his 'friend'*
Miyavi: He should be hiding somewhere near, after all.. this house isn't THAT big...
Toshiya: *holding Miyavis hand* Agree... I'm sure he's hiding in this very room even...
Me: *stares at Miyavi and Toshiya* Could you two stop doing that?
Miyavi and Toshiya: What? *still holding hand*
Me: THAT! *points at their holding hands* I don't wanna die just yet, things are getting interesting with Gackt and all...
Miyavi: ...
Toshiya: ...
Aya: There he is!!! *grabs hold of Pinkkiller* After him!!!! *runs away at quick pace and no one gets the chance to follow them*
Squall: Err.. did we loose them? AYA! PINKKILLER? ...damn.. where did they go..?
Me: I'm sure they'll be able to handle Gackt by themselves... *stares at the room we're in* This room is nice.. let's stay here! Oh, look! *points at luxurious dinner table* Pretty... let's eat!!! *runs for table*
Squall:Ok.. ok... I guess.. let's stay here and maybe Aya will return. They might even bring back Gackt.. (I hope they don't hurt him too much...)
Toshiya: Fine by me... *sits down by table*
Me: Let's EAT!!!! *starts eating at high speed*
Everyone: ... ?

 

[Nightwalker]

Gackt: *hiding in shower in the upstairs bathroom* Whoo...so lucky they haven't found me.
Me: Hi Gackt.
Gackt: *screams like a girl*
Me: That wasn't nice to eat Aya...almost.
Gackt: I'm sorry. I really am.
Me: *glare*
Gackt: ...
Me: *hops in shower with him and turns on the tap* Yay! Let's get wet! O.O

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: Aya-sama... why did we have to hurry so quickly... we lost the others... now I'll never know what happened with Totchi and Miyavi
Aya: Forget about that
Me: How can I ...I'm a hopeless, shameless yaoi fangirl!
Aya: *sigh* We'll find out as soon as we find Gackt
Me: So who do you think was seme and who was uke?
Aya: I don't know... I don't want to think about it. They're not my cup of tea.
Me: OMG! You are a yaoi fanboy... you are so perfect. You'd be even more perfect if you yaoied too.
Aya: *blushes*
Me: *sparkly eyed* You do! *falls madly in love*
Aya: Do you hear that?
Me: What??? Yaoi???
Aya: No! Running water!
Me: Is that some sort of secret yaoi code... I don't undersand *puzzled*
Aya: No silly girl... someone's showering

 

[Nightwalker]

Gackt: W-what? *blush*
Me: You heard me silly. *iggles and attempts to make out with Gackt*
Gackt: *leans in to kiss me*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

hasn't been here in sooo long...^^;;;

Me: erm....*grabs Shinya out of a closet* Shinya!!
Shinya: eh?? Where are we?
Me: *hugs him* I dunno but I didn't want to be alone!!
Shinya:*blushes* oh...well I guess that I...well...you see...
Me: hehe your mumbling...*hugs him more*
Shinya: -///- ah!! let's...let's go walk around and see if we can find someone else...
Me: Eh? Okay!! *grabs his hand* this way!! *skips off*
Shinya: not what I meant....-///-;;;

 

[isayhello]

Me: *still eating like hell* Mmm... wow.. I'b.. I'd.. Ahh...gah.. *mouth full of food*
Squall: Did you not eat in a week or something? You seem like you've been starving...
Me: I... *looks up from food* ... yum! This is soo good! This is the best thing ever since we arrived at this house!
Miyavi: I wonder... where Aya and Pinkkiller went.. and where Gackt is...
Me: Nevermind that - they'll be back.
Toshiya: Do you guys also hear the sound of running water?
Everyone: *stops to listen*
Me: Maybe... maybe someones taking a bath?
Squall: Yeah...I hear it too.. in the distant... should we go check?
Miyavi and Toshiya: Yah, maybe.. *realizes they said something at the same time, looks at eachother and smiles warmly*
Me: *staring at Miyavi and Toshiya* You two again!? Why are you doing this... *hits herself* Stop, stupid mind, stop playing yaoi tricks on me!...
Miyavi: Let's go find them! *hyper*
Squall: OK, let's go! We'll go the way we think Aya and Pinkkiller went before we lost them. Hurry! *acting like a hero*
Me: But... the food?
Toshiya: Nevermind that, we can eat later! *grabs hold of Miyavis hand* Let's go!
Me: *nosebleed starting* Ok... *nosebleed dripping* I guess.. *starts walking after them, nosebleed still running*
*everyone walks quiet for a while*
Squall: Did you hear that? I think the water is closer, I hear something dripping and flowing...
Me: Err... *hand in front of nose* That... would be my nosebleed..! Nevermind, I'll be fine... Actually I AM fine.. *looks at Toshiya and Miyavi* Actually, I've never been better!
Everyone: . . . (thinks about strange yaoi fangirls)
Squall: HEY! What was that just now? I hear voices, sounded like Aya!

 

[Nightwalker]

Gackt: *pulls away* We shouldn't it's...
Me: What is wrong?
Gackt: It's just...I'll fall for you before you know it and you probably don't want someone like me...*looks away*
Me: O.O ...I think I hear voices.
Gackt: Buddha? *looks up*
Me: No silly!
*the other J-rockers make their way upstairs*
Me and Gackt: Oh crap!
Me: Their going to kill you!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Aya: *lightly pushes wat he thinks is the bathroom door open* AH ha... Found you!
Me: *sheepishly* Um... Aya-sama... that's a closet... this one's the bathroom. *points to room next door*
Aya: I knew that... I was only.... err... practicing
Me: Oh... I see *doesn't believe him*
Aya: You don't believe me do you?
Me: Of course I do!
Aya and Pinkkiller argue for 10 minutes while Nightwalker and Gackt slip past unnoticed
Aya: *looks at trail of water going down the hall* Err.... they got away!
Me: Not my fault!
Aya: Yes it is!
Me: No it's not!
Aya: YES!
Me: NO!
Aya: Err... c'mon lets go after them
Me: But Aya...
Aya: *slips in puddle of water and wig flys off*
Me: ....the floor... is wet... hey your not a natural pink! *picks up wig and puts in on self* ... how do I look.
Aya: *snatches it off and puts it on*
Me: Umm... it's a little crooked... *goes to fix it*
Aya: *glares and fixes it himself*
Me: *start tearing up* Does this mean we're not friends... *cries*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: *Marches up stairs of house with Shinya in tow* This is it!! I saw them go in here.
Shinya: *surveys surroundings* Are you sure this is it? It looks alittle...
Me: Are you question my vision?
Shinya: *blinks* Well, I...no. I just was going to say...
Me: Its okay. *smiles and stops at top of stairs* look there's Aya and Pinkkiller!!
Shinya: You were right. *sounds suprised*
Me: *starts towards them but stops and turns so that Shinya walks into her" What?
Shinya: Ow...What did you stop for? *looks over my shoulder*
Me: Why do you sound so suprised that I would be right, huh? What do you mean by that, huh?
Shinya: Nothing *looks at me* I was just suprised that they would be in a place like this...
Me: oh. Well I'm not. I mean look at them *laughs and walks up to Aya and Pink* aren't they the type you would find here?
Shinya: *surveys the two* I guess your right....
Me: See? Don't you see a trend emerging here?
Shinya: Wow...does this always happen with you? *looks at me*
Me: Usually if I can't help it...*turns to Pink* Why are you guys here anyways??

 

[isayhello]

Me, Squall, Miyavi and Toshiya: *running towards sound of voices*
Squall: I hear Aya, and Pinkkiller! They seem to be arguing about something...
Toshiya: Hurry!
Me: I'm running as quick as I can! *nosebleed having stopped*
Squall: *slipping in a puddle of water left by Nightwalker and Gackt* Waaaaaaaaah!
Toshiya and Miyavi: *also falling over* KYAAAA!
Squall: *bumps into Aya and falls, Aya loosing his wig again* WAAH!
Toshiya: *falling on top of Miyavi* Ouch!
Miyavi: OUCH!
Me: HAHA-you guys fell! *laughs* Oh.. Aya and Pinkkiller! We found you! And, PrincessBerriKiller and Shinya too! Hi everyone!
Aya: *annoyed* Where's my wig?
Squall: Here. *on his head*
Me: Pink doesn't really suit you, Squall.. doesn't make you look very cool... *notices Toshiya on top of Miyavi* No... I..think I'm dreaming! *nosebleed and strange smile*
Squall: *giving Aya his wig back* Um, Isayhello, you look strange, is something wrong?
Me: ... *sparkly eyes*
Miyavi: Now getoffame! *pushing at Toshiya*
Toshiya: Sorry, sorry... *gets up*
Me: *Dies*
Miyavi: *ignores Isayhello* So, did you find Gackt yet?

 

[Nightwalker]

Me and Gackt: *slip up to the attic un-notised*
Gackt: Hee hee hee. *shuts attic door* They won't find us here. *whispers*
Me: *whispers back* You think?
Gackt: Yup.
Me: Oh...well....now what? Should we hide?
Gackt: *thinks* Ya we should. I'll hide under these piles of clothes but we have to clean up the water prints.
Me: Alright. *does so with Gackt*
Gackt: Kay. *goes off and hides under clothes thinking for a moment if it was a good choice*
Me: What are you doing?
Gackt: Thinking if this is a good place.
Me: ...
Gackt: *looks at me* ....What?
Me: I'm going to hide in these mirror closet you coming?
Gackt: Alright.
Gackt and me: *hides*

 

[antaBAKA]

interesting.....................you guys should do somthing with this script....it would be funny

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

interesting.....................you guys should do somthing with this script....it would be funny

Haha... ...we're just being silly is all!

 

[Nightwalker]

Yup yup yup!