The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

[Nightwalker]

Me: *turns head towrads door still confused* Someone is at the door.
Squall: I'm here. *smirks*
Me: *blush* H-hi...
(Bwhahaha the Squall on my siggy! )

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: *turns head towrads door still confused* Someone is at the door.
Squall: I'm here. *smirks*
Me: *blush* H-hi...
(Bwhahaha the Squall on my siggy! )

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: Welcome Squall impersonator in Nightwalker's siggy! What ever you do stay away from evil scientist lair... creepy mansion owner is there. He tried to eat me. You ish a very smexy Squall. *oogles* ........I want a new costume. Creepy mansion man stole my string of lights... now I don't have a costume... eep that mean I'm naked. *covers self with Illuminati wings* POOF! Whee! now I am pretty demony angel thingy. *flies away to torment evil mansion dude with inhumanly Gacktish long finger nails*

 

[isayhello]

LAlalala-la-laaa! *dances around in some big room I found* LOOK: I can make feathers rain down all over! I LOVE MY WAND!!! *happy as ever* Oh.. and.. Pinkkiller... here's a pretty dress... but... you're already a pretty demony angel thingy.. so.. maybe you wont need it... *handles it to you anyways*..............................
*Suddenly notices Squall-impersonator* NO WAY!!! SQUALL! *is stupid enough to believe it's the real Squall* WOOW! SQUALL! YOU'RE HERE!!? *chases after him* Squall... wait... show me your blade! Show me some moves! Squall! *runs after him wildly, while he runs ahead screaming for help from Nightwalker*....
I lost him... damn.... I love Squall... *waves wand a little, makes it snow in the room*

 

[Nightwalker]

Squall: Heh...you wanna see my sword? Okay...*smirks and turns around reaching for pants in front and turns around with a plastic kid sword in hand* IT'S SO CUTE! I love my sword! Wheeeeeeeeeee!
Me: O.O

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: I have an idea!!! The Squall impersonator should fight Gackt-Squall.
Gackt: No I don't that's a good idea... hey wait... you stole my wings.
Me: *innocent puppy eyes* You can have 'em back if you win.
Gackt: *tackles pinkkiller and tries to take back wings*
Me: *cries* There prettier on me anyway.
Gackt: Nuh-uh *rips of wings*
Me: *cries incesantly and stomps on Gackt's foot*
Gackt: *hops on one foot* Ow! ow! ow!
Me: I'm going to steal Satsuki's wings... there lighter and easier to put on anyway... hmph *takes dress isay gave her and storms off*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: *runs into D and other Kyo* ooo! look twins!
Kyo: I thought I was the onyl one of me...*is confused*
Me: You were. Untill you got cloned in the basement of this place. Hey D is that Miyu?
Shinya : *pops up out of no where* My dog!
Me: Shin-kun! *hugs him* Yey!
Shinya: Ah! I just want my dog!
Kyo: I thought I was the only me...*sad now*
Kyo #2: I don't know who he his but he stole my face....
Kyo: I was the first one though right? right?
Me: Huh? What? Yeh, yeh, of course, of course.*looks around*Where is Seeky?
Seek: I am here.
Aya: Falls in rom ceiling8 I'm here too.
Me: This place is weird...*points excitedly* oo! Look the kareoke machine.Lets go!
Seek: *helping Aya up* Ay-kun are you okay?
Aya: Im fine I landed on someting soft and warm...
Yuke: *squished by Aya* That was me...*sits up*
Me: Minna-san! Kareoke!! lets go!
Everyone: Okay.
Me: Yey! *drags them all off* Hey D, you wanna brong your J-rockers too?

 

[Nightwalker]

Squall: O.O This is weird. All the random people...too much...*faints*
Me: Nooooooooo! Squall! *holds Squall and sobs* Noooooooo! Gackt! *runs over and helps Gackt-sama with his foot* Here is a pretty bandage!
Gackt: Thanks...*smiles*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: what? Oh yeh Kareoke!! XDD

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: Yay! We must do that. Good'ol kareoke! I wanna go first! December Love by Gackt!

:sing:

The evening lights, coloring the nights busy avenues,
down the street brings back memories of you.

Now I am watching, as lovers pass me by,
finding your shadows, in the views of my eyes

Now I am here, all alone
Remembering the time we used to laugh together
in the fall of the cold
I still think of you,
Wondering if you feel the same

Save, your smile for me,
even although you cry for me
Remember me and love me always

Love, and smile for me,
Hold on to all that we had
remembering and love me again!!

Thank you thank you! You are all too kind.

All: *clapping* Yay!
Gackt: *tear flows down face* That was beautiful...

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *grabs nearest jrocker and runs on stage*
Mika: What are you doing???
Me: Oops! hehe... sorry. Have I ever told you I love how spastically you play the drums...
Mika: I don't think you have??? *puzzled*
Me: Can you sing?
Mika: Not really.
Me: Me either. Ok let's start!
Mika: Wha????

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: *waits and claps* Yay! Sing! Sing! Sing!
All: Sing! Sing! Sing! *continues to chant*

 

[isayhello]

Me: *has joined the others in the karaoke* YAAAY Pinkkiller!! SING SING SING! *claps along with the others* Go Pinkkiller and Mika! *is sitting beside Miyavi* This is sooo much fun, right!?
Myv: I guess...
Me: Did you see Squall? I still can't believe Squall is here!!! *excited*
Myv: Um.. is that a wand?
Me: YES!! LOOK *proud of it*
Myv: Cool... could you turn Toshiyas or Ayas clothes invisible with it?
Me: I... why I'd never! ... or... *lost in thought*... I'll do it later... now I wanna hear them SING SING SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Myv: Err...
*everyone is chanting and clapping, waiting from the karaoke to beginn*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *starts singing [F]Stein to[M]*

Mika: *stands there in shock... laughing nervously*
Me: *stomps on mika's foot* Sing with me... I get stage fright easy... do you want me to throw up on your pretty new dress?
Mika: N..n.noo... *starts singing nervously*

I can't get that song out of my head... atleast it's a kick *** song

 

[isayhello]

Me: YAAAAAY! Sing sing sing! *starts singing along*
Everyone: Be quiet! We want to hear Pinkkiller and Mika!
Me: ... ok.. ok.. sorry!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Mika: I uhhh... don't remember the words... umm.
Me: *rolls eyes and hands Mika drumsticks*
Mika: *walks over to magical set of drums that isay made with her wand.*
Me: When ever your ready Mika?
Mika: *starts playing happy birthday*
Me: *shakes head* Your gonna get us booed off stage... *sigh*

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday whoevers birthday it is. Please don't kill me this songs suckssssss. Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu

*dies of embarassment*

 

[isayhello]

*everyone died from shock of Happy Birthday song*
Me: *awakens from death* Wow... that's... some... pretty singing... err...
Mika: WHAT!? Something wrong with our performance!?
Me: N... no! Not at all! Heh..
Miyavi: *also revived from death* I'm hungry!
Me: Yes! Let's eat! I've... BAKED COOKIES! *has used magic wand* Everyone; let's take a break and eat some cookies!!! *be aware; the cookies are magic and turn whoever eats them into something else, randomly!*
Me: Have some, Miyavi-kun and Minna-san!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *drag self over to where cookies are* It's not bad enough you embarassed me in front of everyone... you had to have better taste in clothes than me to... it's just not fair... not fir I tell you *nibbles on cookie*
Mika: *burst into tears* I froze... it was the only song I could remember... I'm sorry
Me: OK I forgive you... just let me borrow that dress some time ok!

 

[xToshiya1279x]

me: *comes up to you all from a chair in the audience* Bravo, you guys so rocked!
Myv: are you serious, lady?
me: yes. *takes out business card* here's my number. My name is Ashley ......, and I'm an agent from Funky Pickle ((sorry, really random)) Recording Studio, and I'd like you guys to sign a contract with me and become a famous all-girl band!
Shinya- HEY! We're guys!
Aya: yeah...you couldn't tell?
me: oh, yeah, um sure sorry, my b. well, think about it and call soon. *walks out door*
Myv: We're gonna be famous!
pinkkilller: You ARE famous, Meev.
Myv: Oh, yeah how silly of me to forget THAT. My groupies, cash, amazing voice, people who love me lots....
nightwalker: OKAY MIYAVI, YOU CAN STOP IF YOU WANT!
isayhello: well, I think that its a spectacular idea, guys. we are perfect for an all girl band
Shinya and Aya: *ahem*
isayhello: what, you've got something in your throat? Lemme help ya!
Shinya: noo, wait isay!
*flick of wand and Aya is a potato*
Shinya: AYA! NOOOOO!
pinkkiller: lets call her now!




one quick question first..who the hell is Squall?

 

[isayhello]

Me: *having turned Aya into a potato* Err... I... (was that supposed to happen?)
Shinya: What the hell did you do!!!!???
*everyone is staring at me*
Me: I... um... have to go now.. I think.
Myv: WAIT! Turn him back!
Potato-Aya: ...
Me: Don't look at me, I dunno how to do it!
Mika: But you're the one with the wand!
Everyone: He's right! Isayhello, turn him BACK into a normal jrocker!!
Me: *starts backing out of the room* I told you, I don't know how to do it! I have to go now...
Potato-Aya: ...
Myv: HEY! YOU! WAIT!
Me: ... eh.. he-he... bye bye! *is backing out of the room at full speed but stumbles upon one of Gackts loose wings used before now lying on the floor* HELP! I'm falling!
*falls to the ground and drops wand* nooooooo....... (slow motion)
*wand gets thrown high above everyones heads*
Slow motion:
Myv: Soooomeeebooodyyyy caaatch iiiit!!!! *everyone runs to catch the wand*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *runs far away from wand* No way do I want to be a vegetable... It's all yours guys... *stops abruptly cause she sees that Hyde is dead from her horrible rendition of Happy Birthday* Oh God... noo... poor Hyde-sama
Hyde: *opens eyes*
Me: Your alive! *cries tears of joy*
Hyde: What happened... you sing and people just started dying everywhere... then I blacked out
Me: No time to explain *picks up Hyde and throws him over her shoulder and runs with him into closet*
Hyde: Is this a closet... it's afwully dark... why are we running the oppostie way of everyone else...
Me: The magic wand turned Aya into a potato... and I feared for our lives... everyone else is going to be turned into food!
Hyde: What should we do?
Me: We should stay here and not leave till it's safe... and stay very VERY close to each other...

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: You heard that. "Stay very close"...
Gackt: *smiles and nuzzles over and leans up against me*
Squall:
Me: Awww! Squall come over here too.
Squall: *walks over and nuzzles too*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *giggle* I didn't realize this closet was occupied... we'll just be on our way
Hyde: *clings* I'm not going out there... all that potato talk got me scared
Me: Aww... okies *pats head*
Hyde: Okay... *whimpers*
Me: *huggles* ...guess I'll have to keep closet time "clean" then .....XD XD XD

 

[isayhello]

*wand falls on top of Toshiya*
Toshiya: Ow! What just hit me!?
Miyavi: Look out!!! It's the wand that turned Aya into a potato!!!
Toshiya: *picks up the wand* .......cool.....
Potato-Aya: ...
Toshiya: Maybe I could turn him back... *waves the wand a little*
Myv: Maybe... you shouldn't!
Potato-Aya: ...
Toshiya: Hey, cool! Look, I can make glitter! *makes glitter*
Miv: Where did all the others go anyways? *looks towards closet* I hear strange noises....? *walks to open door of closet*
Toshiya: Hm? And where did isayhello go? She should be punished!
Me: *is hiding somewhere very very dark* I must not be found.......
Potato-Aya: ... (is trying to say: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!)

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: O.O Oh gosh! Poor Aya...we have to do somehting about that! *runs over and picks Aya up*
Squall: I should help out isayhello. Toshiya is going to punish her! Leave her alone! *pushes Toshiya*
Toshiya: What's your problem?!
Gackt: Eep...*slowly slips off to the side*