The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

[isayhello]

*interruption*
Theory: Shinya is trying to murder Toshiya. This is a fact. And here's the proof: when Dir en grey was still called La:Sadies and their basist wasn't Toshiya, but Kisaki, guess who was the most feminine-looking member? -not Shinya, but KISAKI! (just look at the pictures!) SO! Logically Shinya got jealous of Kisaki's beautiful looks and secretly killed him (although the OFFICIAL explanation was that Kisaki just "left" the band to work with other bands -HA! Yeah right, and Elvis is still "working with other bands" as well!) Anyway, after Kisaki had left, Shinya became the "lady" of the group and Toshiya was the new basist. However, there have been times when we've all noticed how feminine Toshiya CAN BE! Therefore Shinya's jealousy is emerging again and he really is trying to get rid of Totchi-san. (for example in Obscure PV Toshiya has black things on his fingers -this is because Shinya put acid on his fingertips "by accident")- What will happen next? Shouldn't we be worried?
XD

Me: *looks up from under table* Wooow. thats... I never thought about it.. It could be true.. *scared* But, but.. we have to..
SAVE TOSHIYA!!!!!!! And this time, no doctor Gackt can save him. Who will rescue Totchi-kun from Shinyas evil plan!?!?!? *changes into super-hero suit*
...
...*hesitates*
...
Um.. maybe I'll just stay under this table.. *looking up Miyavis leg*

Miz: Welcome welcome - just join the teaparty or spread other strange lies about Diru (or other jrockers) *gives Miz a cookie* Good, huh?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Kaoru: Lovely day today isn't it?
Me: *thinks "noooo not weather talk... omg he is bored to death"* Yea... nice *twiddles thumbs*
Kaoru: Oh.... look were out of cookies
Miyavi: No were not
Kaoru: I'm gonna go get some more
Me: *blink blink* Ummm.... *hands Kaoru a cookie*
Kaoru: *throws cookie at Miyavi* C'mon *grabs my hand and drags me away*
Me: *still blinking in disbelief* ..........*giggle*
Kaoru: What???
Me: You just threw a cookie at Miyavi.... you so kawaii Kaokao *huggles*
Kaoru: Let's go *gives a suggestive look*
Me: Oooo what kind of cookies are we getting... do they have purple icing?

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: *cough* I wonder what's going on with them...
Shinya: I.... *looks at me*
Me: Thats right! Shin-kun has nothing evil planned that I don't know about! *shoves him under the table to hide him* How could you think such things???*gives angry scowel and dissappears under table*
Shinya: I... Didn't do it. I swear! Kisaki just wasn't cool enough and Totchi is my friend who I wouldn't hurt because I like him you know.
Me: Like...him?? More then me? *gives innocent glance*
Shinya: What? O.O
Me: *giggles* Never mind. I would never think that you would do such a thing. But of, course if you wanted to do that I could help...*-*
Shinya: What? You would do that for me? I.. Wait! No! I mean...Its not like that! *shakes head*
Me: *giggle* Im only kidding Shin-kun...^-^ *huggles him*
Shinya: :*blush* -///-

 

[Nightwalker]

*Gackt pulls back slowly and stares at me in shock*

Gackt:...!
Me: *blush* I-I'm sorry Doctor...I-I didn't m-mean to...
Gackt: It's alright Ms. Nightwalker. *smiles warmly*
Me: *looks down and jumps off the table* I guess I should be on my way.
Gackt: Just a minute. Here...*Gackt hands me a card with his address on it* Come by later so I can see how you are doing. *smirks*
Me: *blushes more* Umm...o-okay Doctor. *smiles back*
Gackt: *walks over and lightly kisses me on the cheek* I'll see you this evening.
Me: *eyes open wide and looks at Gackt while heart races faster and faster* Okay. Bye Doctor. See you later.

(Bwhahahahaha I'm loving this. Tee hee. I'm so bad and soo sad. T_T)

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me:*peeks out from under table over shinya's sholder* Ah! Nightwalker! over here! *summons Nightwalker over, underneath the table*
Shinya: *thinking: O.O;;;; I hope she moves soon. Shes sitting on me....T-T* uhh....
Me: *pushes Shinya on floor* what? *leans in reall close so I can hear him* (heh heh *-* )
Shinya: Ah! O.O

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: @.@ *walks over as Gackt slowly follows behind* Yes?
Gackt: *stares at the couple under the table and giggles slightly*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: Hey! Where did you two come from? ....oh. Never mind. O.O You should join our party! ^-^ we have tea and cookies! *reaches up and grabs a cookie then hands it to you*
Myv: She stole my cookie...*sniff, sniff*
Me: *Grabs more cookies to feed to shin-kun*
Shinya: *still being sat on* Cookies for me? *smiles*
Me: yup! *feeds him on with a smile*
Gackt:*still giggling*
Me:*looks up* What's so funny Gacchan??? *-*

 

[Nightwalker]

Gackt: Oh nothing. *takes a cookie from a plate and nibbles on it still with a smile on his face*
Me: Oh thank you BerriKiller! *takes cookie and nibbles on it as well* Yummy yum!
Gackt: ....*looks over at me raising eyebrow*
Me: *looks over at Gackt and smiles* What?
Gackt: Nothin' just looking at you.
Me: *blushes slightly and then sits down beside Miyavi while still nibbling on cookie*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: Your weird *shakes head at Gackt*
Shinya:Its cramped under here....
Me:Ah! *rolls off Shin-kun and crawls out from under table* Where did Kaokao go?
Shinya: *crawling out from under table* He ran off with pinkkiller...
Me: oh..too bad..I hope they come back soon...*sits at table and pours some tea*
Shinya: *sighs* We need to do something fun here...
Me: Fun? hmmm...What is fun...How about twister? *gives a sheepish smile* I promise to go easy on you.

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: Twister? Sounds like fun. Wanna play Miyavi? *looks next to self*
Gackt: ....*finishes cookie and looks under the table* Nice place. *he giggles more*
Me: I think he's getting a bit hyper. O.O

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: heh. You should play too Gackt. After all your probably the most flexable of us all...*smirk*
Shinya: Alright, it sounds like it will be fun we should invite Die-kun to join us though. *calls die*
Die: *enters room magically* Twister? What fun!
Me: Its settled then. We will all play twister. *pulls twister box out of closet*
Who wants to go first?

 

[Nightwalker]

Miyavi: Ya I wanna play! Me ME MEEEEEE! *Miyavi jumps up and run over to go first*
Me: Okay then I'll go next. *walks over and stands beside Gackt smiling*
Gackt: *blushing as Gackt slightly looks at me and then laughs at the comment BerriKiller made* Are there going to be teams?

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: No that takes the fun out of it. Okay Myv. You go first. I'll spin. *calls out his placement* (god! I just realized I dont remember how to play Twister...-_-;;;
Myv: Woot! *takes his place*
Shinya: *walks over and sits on floor next to me* Should I play too? it won't be as much fun if your not playing...
Me: *blush* I guess we can play after the first round....
Shinya: *smiles* Good.

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

...somewhere far away from tea party

Me: *skips along the sidewalk humming*
Kaoru: Would you like to go somewhere a little more pri...
Me: *interupts* CANDY!!! *eyes sparkle*
Kaoru: Uhhh...
Me: *grabs Kaoru's hand and pulls him into candy store*
Kaoru: Well since were here.... *picks up box of purple cookies*
Me: *licking a lollypop* Mmmm yummy... I wonder what everyone is doing at the tea party? I hope they aren't missing us too much. How long have we been gone? Why did we leave again? Are those purple cookies? I love purple... it's my favorite color....... oh gosh we need to bring them cookies... *grabs Kaoru's hand and drags him out store*
Kaoru: But wait.... we didn't pay!
Me: *stops running* Silly KaoKao... this is roleplaying... we don't have to pay *skips along sidewalk licking lolly*

 

[isayhello]

Me: *has been asleep under table* Uh... um.. *noticing the rest playing Twister*
TWISTER!!!! YA!! WANNA JOIN! *hyper* yayayayayay! *jumps around, no one seems to notice* Um... guys? *no one takes any notice* Aw.. they're having soo much fun, Gackt, Miyavi, Nightwalker and BerriKiller... *walks into other room, sits down* I guess I don't want to interrupt...
Aya (has just arrived): Sorry I'm late, I missed the train... So, what did I miss?
Me: *looking up* AYA! Wow, HI!
Aya: Hi.. where are the others?
Me: What others?
Aya: Um...
Me: Nope, Aya, I'm afraid it's only you and me left...
Aya: But, I can hear...
Me: What? .... Nevermind... *grabs hold of Aya and shoves him with me into closet*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

...pinkkiller and Kaoru walk into tea party

Me: We brought cookies! Heyyyyyy no fair... you guys are playing Twister without me... *blink* Die... when did you magically appear?
Kaoru: Miyavi... you have a little bit of icing on your nose *snickers*
Miyavi: *growls* It's that cookie you threw at my face!
Me: *nonchalantly licks pink icing off Miyavi's nose*
Kaoru and Miyavi: *blink*
Me: *giggle* ....hey where is isay? That closet was not there when we left! *peeks in* Oh my! *closes door* I found her... tee-hee!
Kaoru: I have an idea! When there finished in there... you and me
Me: I know! I gotcha... we'll play hide and seek

.....and so pinkkiller continues to be oblivious to all of Kaoru's advances

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: Okay my turn! Wheee! *dances over to the Twister mat* Okay someone spin for me?
Gackt: I will. *Gackt raises his hand and walks over and spins the spinner* Red, left, leg.
Me: *nods at Gackt smiling* Okay. *places left leg on red and looks up at Gackt taking a deep breath*
Gackt: Mine turn now. *he smiles back at me and spins for himself* Blue, right, hand. *walks onto the mat and does what the instruction told him to do*
Me: ~Oh gosh...oh gosh...he's pretty close to me for the first try...~ *blush*
Gackt: *begins to laugh as he looks over at me notising I was blushing* He looks back at the others* Who's next?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: C'mon Kaoru let's play!
Kaoru: But.... *shakes head and thinks "this girl is really clueless"*
Me: *spins* right arm yellow..... okies *does so*
Kaoru: *spins hesitantly* left foot blue... *does so*
Me: See isn't this fun, Kaoru!

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: Okay now who's turn is it? Miyavi? It is your go?
Miyavi: Ummm YUP! *spins the spinner* Let's see blue, hand, right!
Me: Ohhhhh...that going to get hard. *giggles* Okay my turn, yay! Oh umm let's see. What's it sa Die?
Die: Ummm Blue, left, hand.
Me: *slowly looks over towards Gackt and blushes* Okay thanks...
Gackt: *slightly turns pink as I put my hand beside his*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: My turn! My turn!
Kaoru: *looks over at Gackt and Nightwalker's 'position' ".....thinks: "hmm... maybe this won't be so bad after all"*
Me:[B/] What did I get?
Die: Left arm red... Ok Kaoru it's your turn... Right arm yellow

haha... I haven't played Twister in forever... I don't remember how...

 

[Nightwalker]

(*giggle* Me too so don't feel bad sweetie.)

Gackt: Umm...is it m-my turn yet?
Me: Yup! Alright spin away people!
Die: Gackt your red, left, hand.
Gackt: *does what is told and looks up at me blushing* .....
Me: *feels face pulsing* Is it hot in here...or is it me?
Gackt: *laughs* Your blushing silly.

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: My turn! Yay!
Miyavi: Aren't we forgetting someone... it's my turn... and who am I supposed to stradle?
Me: Erhmmm... yourself??? ...since you love yourself so much!
Miyavi: *thinks about it* ....that could work... *puts mirror underneath himself*
Me: *giggles* Ok right leg yellow *looks up at Kaoru*
Kaoru: What? *stretches over pinkkiller and places left arm on red*
Me: Oh nothing... *blushes*
Kaoru: *sexy stare*
Me: *nosbleed* Crap!
Kaoru: *pulls tissue out pocket* Whoops! *falls on pinkkiller*
Me: *nosebleed x 100*

 

[Nightwalker]

*Gackt and I watch as you both fall down and both start laughing causing us as well to fall on each other*
Me: ....Ohh Gackt-sama...I'm sorry....are you alright?
Gackt: Yes I am fine but what about you? *looks worried*
Me: I'm okay...ow! My leg!
Gackt: *quickly gets off my body and looks at it* I'm sorry Nightwalker. I feel so bad now...*Gackt looks upset*
Me: Oh Gackt don't get upset over this. It's nothing.
Gackt: Well then let's me go put some ice on it. It would make me feel a bit better. Okay?
Me: *nods* Alright then.
Gackt: *smiles slightly and picks me up so don't have to walk on my leg*
Me: We'll be back in a bit guys. Carry on with the game okay? I'll be fine. *smiles at the group*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: *currently in an almost imposible to concieve position with Shinya* hehe
Shinya:Why are we like this if we're not even the one's playing twister??
Me: Who cares? I'm happy! ^-^ *licks Shinya*
Seek: *walks into room* Aya-kun!! You were runing so fast...Huh? Aya-kun where did you go? *looks around* Oo! Twister!
Me: Seeky! *twists away from Shinya and runs up to hug the guy*
Seek: *being glomped* hehe How are you?
Me: Great! *sheepish smile* Where is Yura, and every one else?
Seek: I dunno...I followed Aya here, but...
Me: Aya-kun? He's in the closet. *points to closet*
Aya: *peaks out door to closet* Am I being called?
Me: No let Isay finish her fun...^-^; *turns to see Totchi walk in the room* Totchi!
Totchi: Hey! Some one started the party without me?
Die: *looks over from his strange positoin* I tried to call you...

 

[isayhello]

Me: *having been inside of the closet with Aya, the closet magically turned out to be a wardrobe full with jrocker-clothes, so basically all we've been doing is trying on clothes* Yaaaay, this is soo much fun!!! *is dressed in various lolita-dresses* How do I look, Aya?
Aya: Um............... *tries to come up with a compliment*...um... nice?
Me: HAHAHHAA I'm sooo happy!! I look so pretty! *has no idea what she looks like*
Aya: I think they are calling me...
Me: Um. Ok. So. Go and play Twister for a while.. I'll.. be there in a minute.. *has forgotten about teaparty, Twister and jockers because of all the pretty clothes*
Aya: Ok, I guess. see you later..
Me: *not listening, trying on another dress* Oh, I should really tell the others about this place... so many clothes... well, I'll do it later... *is lost in happiness*