The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

[pinkkillerkisou]

Mana: Okay then. Come with me. *leaves the room and encourages you to follow*

Wha??? Wait a second.......... heyyyy I said Mana needed mouth to mouth too. He's in no condition to treat me.... he needs Gackt... me too.... stop hogging him...

 

[isayhello]

Me: I'm REALLY dying!! Help.......... me..............
Nurse Toshiya: Gackt, you take care of Nighwalker, I'll assist isayhello......
Me: *dies*
Nurse Toshiya: I think we lost a fangirl. again.
Me: No.....there's still...hope....Toshiya.... *nosebleed*
Second Nurse Die (carrying big box): Here's the 10000000 tissues you ordered, Gackt-sama...

 

[Nightwalker]

Gackt: Arigato...here Toshiya. Help the poor girl and makes sure you examine her well. Now Nightwalker...lets go somewhere more private. *places hand on my back and leads me into a dim lit room*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

"Don't just stand there......... your going to let the thread starter die??? What will everyone do with out me"

*shakes Mana*

"SAVE ME DAMN IT" ......."Errrrrr..... go put on a pretty dress or something."

*calls Kaoru*

"I need you to makeout.... err... give me mouth to mouth... I seem to be having trouble breathing... Mana is no help... he's only good at looking prettier than me"

Kaoru - "I'm on my way!"

 

[isayhello]

*looks around the room: chaos everywhere, with jrockers desperately trying to help dying fangirls... a pretty sight*
Me: Toshiya, you're such a talented nurse.... you've stopped my nosebleed! *nosebleed again* Oh, no. Seems you have to help me again. Come closer.....
Toshiya: What can I do for you this time?
Me: Bring me Miyavi. You'll have to bring me Miyavi...............................................

 

[Nightwalker]

*Gackt closes the door and tells me to sit on the table. I do so. I sit, wait and watch as Gackt goes through his papers and turns around and smiles at me warmly*

Gackt: Now where doe sit hurt on your chest?
Me: Umm around this area. *points*
Gackt: Alright then. *Gackt slowly places his hand on my chest and rubs around to see what the problem is*
Me: O.O *tingles tingles*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

who whats going on in here? *walks into thread* I didn't know we had this kind of action...

 

[Nightwalker]

XD It should be rated "M" for "Mature" now. LMAO! How are you lately PrincessBerriKiller? Haven't taked to you in ages!

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

yeh...shcool has been really evil to me...

I think it should have more of a X rating.....XD but I don't mind the action...XDDDD

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

who whats going on in here? *walks into thread* I didn't know we had this kind of action...

Haha... neither did I *glares at Nightwalker* ........... How come you get all the action??? *pouts* Damn... is Mana finished changing.... he takes longer than me get ready... and where is Kaoru *stares at ceiling and attempt to wait for Kaoru to arrive*

Mana: How do I look?
Me: *nosebleed* ........marry me!
Kaoru: I'm here... what's the problem
Me: *shoves Mana aside and rushes to Kaoru* It hurts here... *smiles sheepishly*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Oh welcome to the thread by the way PrincessBerriKiller

Grab yourself a jrocker... it's yearly check-up time and the Love Doctor's office

 

[Nightwalker]

*Moaning I close my eyes and Gackt leans over and whispers into my ear*
Gackt: There is nothing wrong my dear.
Me: *Opens eyes and looks at Gackt* Better just check...you never know.
*Gackt smirks at me knowing that there's nothing wrong and continues to rub my chest*

 

[isayhello]

Me: Action, what action?
*Toshiya has fallen asleep from exhausion, too many fangirls to save.*
Me: I'm not dying anymore. Crap.

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

awww, and i get no action? XD

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Kaoru: Here let me get that for you *wipes blood from nose*
Me: *smiles incessantly* ....thanks *attempts to hide smiles and blushing*
Kaoru: *pats on head* I think your gonna be ok
Me: Are you sure... I'm feeling kind of faint
Kaoru: It's all that blood that's rushing to your cheeks
Me: *giggles nervously*

Some one should stop Nightwalker... before this thread gets too mature... and what happened to the yaoi tea party *sniff*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

tea party? Oo! I wanna know!

*grabs some random J-rockers* I wanna have some fun too....

Me: What no I grabed Ken Lloyd. I don't want you! *throws him back and grabs a new one*
Me: Shinya? Much better
Shinya: Huh? *gives suspicious look* what do you want? dont touch my dog *hides dog*
Me: Yahh! Myu-chan is so cute! *pulls out pictures* look I have a doggie just like her *show Shinya pictures*
Shinya: *smiles* your dog is cute too. Want to go for a walk? I know a nice ice cream shop by the hospital.
Me: Yey! Ice cream! XD *leaves with Shinya*

 

[isayhello]

*walking in on Nightwalker and Gackt*
Me: Oh... sorry.. I didn't know. But um... are you guys finished with the healing?
*walks out of room and into the main room*
Me: Yeah, where's the teaparty we talked about?
Miyavi: I've brought tea and cookies and myself!
Me: YAAAAY! Me loves cookies and MYV!!!!!!!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

*grabs Kaoru's hand and drags him back to tea party*

Kaoru: You seem to be doing better.
Me: Yup! *flashes big smile*
Kaoru: No more noseleeds?
Me: ...I hope not.
Kaoru: Don't worry... I'll take good care of you. You like one lump or two in your tea?
Me: Two please and Miyavi dear... would you pass me a cookie?

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me: *walks back in with Shinya ice cream cone in hand the other holding Shinya's * Hey look they started the tea party with out us!
Shinya: *licks the ice cream cone* We can't have them starting things without us can we. That would be no fun, now, nee?
Me: *gigles* No we better go join them. *sits across table from Myv* Your look lovely to day Myv.
Myv: Why thank you. *passes Pink a cookie*

 

[isayhello]

*is under table*
Me: Mmmmmmm... good view from down here...
*peaks under Miyavis skirt*
Me: DOCTOR GACKT I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*yaaaay, teaparty soo much fun!*

 

[PrincessBerriKiller]

Me :*looks under table* wow. I wonder what she saw down there. *looks at Shinya*
Shinya: What? Is something wrong?
Me: Not at all! *huggles him*
Shinya: *blush* St-st- Stop that.
Me:*giggles and holds tighter*

 

[ge_recednis]

*interruption*
Theory: Shinya is trying to murder Toshiya. This is a fact. And here's the proof: when Dir en grey was still called La:Sadies and their basist wasn't Toshiya, but Kisaki, guess who was the most feminine-looking member? -not Shinya, but KISAKI! (just look at the pictures!) SO! Logically Shinya got jealous of Kisaki's beautiful looks and secretly killed him (although the OFFICIAL explanation was that Kisaki just "left" the band to work with other bands -HA! Yeah right, and Elvis is still "working with other bands" as well!) Anyway, after Kisaki had left, Shinya became the "lady" of the group and Toshiya was the new basist. However, there have been times when we've all noticed how feminine Toshiya CAN BE! Therefore Shinya's jealousy is emerging again and he really is trying to get rid of Totchi-san. (for example in Obscure PV Toshiya has black things on his fingers -this is because Shinya put acid on his fingertips "by accident")- What will happen next? Shouldn't we be worried?
XD

 

[mizerable_d]

lol nice theory! XD *cracks up*

Me: spins around cuz im confused.... (can smoeone explain to me wat is happening?... erm is this a role play thing...?)

 

[Nightwalker]

*Gackt stares at the door and so do I*
Me: *blush* Ummm...*looks at Gackt*
Gackt: *Looks back at me and smiles* Well...I think...~Ahem~ we should get back.
Me: *giggle* Yes Doctor..ummm...
Gackt: Yes what is it Nightwalker? *places hands on me face and smiles looking into my eyes*
Me: Ummm...*blushes more and leans in and embraces Gackt-sama deeply*

(Wheeeee! I'm loving this. *giggle*)

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

*interruption*
Theory: Shinya is trying to murder Toshiya. This is a fact. And here's the proof: when Dir en grey was still called La:Sadies and their basist wasn't Toshiya, but Kisaki, guess who was the most feminine-looking member? -not Shinya, but KISAKI! (just look at the pictures!) SO! Logically Shinya got jealous of Kisaki's beautiful looks and secretly killed him (although the OFFICIAL explanation was that Kisaki just "left" the band to work with other bands -HA! Yeah right, and Elvis is still "working with other bands" as well!) Anyway, after Kisaki had left, Shinya became the "lady" of the group and Toshiya was the new basist. However, there have been times when we've all noticed how feminine Toshiya CAN BE! Therefore Shinya's jealousy is emerging again and he really is trying to get rid of Totchi-san. (for example in Obscure PV Toshiya has black things on his fingers -this is because Shinya put acid on his fingertips "by accident")- What will happen next? Shouldn't we be worried?
XD

Wow.... and all this time I thought it was cause Kyo broke up with Kisaki and it was too much for Kisaki to bear.