The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

[mizerable_d]

lol i loved shinya's look in KR Cube!

 

[Nightwalker]

Shinya is pretty. But I still find that Mana tops all! XD Bwhahahahahahaaa!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

XD XD XD XD XD *scared of Pinkkiller being a hardcore fan* XD XD XD XD
Ok, so I alread know that Die and Shinya are lovers BUT - information from blabla bla blah true info bla bla tells me that Toshiya and Die also have become lovers - and SHINYA DOESN'T KNOW!!!! (Ask Die, if you don't believe me)
So that explains the yaoi-tea-party-club. They go there secretly... no one knows... except for me... and you guys.. and thats no lie...........(?)

Well how do youuuuuu know your right and I'm wrong? ... haha... I couldn't be hardcore if I tried. It takes too much effort... I'm lazy.

OMG Shinya will be so crushed... who knows maybe Shinya is into sharing... yay for giant jrock orgies!

OMG!!!! Die is cheating on Shinya??? It is horrible..... Because Shinya has just told me that he is.... pregnant......


Yes I know it's horrible.....

Oh God and it only gets worse... poor Shinya. Well who's going to help father this child... is Die going stick it out and support the family he's helped create... should we take this case to Jerry Springer?

That would be a funny picture...Shinya fat....
And then they find out that there was a hidden camera at your tea party and someone sold it on e-bay...someone sold it too...umm....Me! Yeah, me! Yay!!

Hey who told you about the hidden cameras?

 

[Horizon]

I don't know... :? our tea parties are so much fun... *whips out little black book.... flips pages* Ah HA! *dials Die's digits* Madame Die... Hi it's pinkkiller... I'm afraid you did not recieve your invitation... I would like to cordially invite you to our tea party. Ohhh you'll come... smashing! Yes Shinya is here...... ...umm no not that kind of tea party... I wasn't aware there was such thing as a yaoi tea party... well I suppose... but do have some tea and crumpets before you do.

Die is EVER so brilliant!

Go ahead... *hands you bucket* Man if he lifted that skirt and higher you could ummm.... yea

Thanks! And I know! The first time I watched that video and saw that I seriously thought he was going to rise it higher!

He got my hopes up!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Die is EVER so brilliant!

Isn't he though... the mastermind behind the yaoi tea party... we owe him so much.

Thanks! And I know! The first time I watched that video and saw that I seriously thought he was going to rise it higher!

He got my hopes up!

I think we were all on the edge our seats... waiting to see if Shinya does infact wear women's panties...

You know Die would definitly know... we should ask Die

 

[mizerable_d]

Shinya is pretty. But I still find that Mana tops all! XD Bwhahahahahahaaa!

now im beginning to see mana as a man ^^ and he is so hansome! now Aya is very pretty ^^

 

[mizerable_d]

btw, im really slow so i just noticed but i love ur sig pinkkillerkisou!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

btw, im really slow so i just noticed but i love ur sig pinkkillerkisou!

Haha... *is also slow* my signature??? but...erhmmm... *is confused* you mean the cameraman thing??? ^^;;;;;;;;;;;

 

[Horizon]

Isn't he though... the mastermind behind the yaoi tea party... we owe him so much.



I think we were all on the edge our seats... waiting to see if Shinya does infact wear women's panties...

You know Die would definitly know... we should ask Die

No! We shouldn't just owe him! We should worship! -does so- Xb

And yeah, we so SHOULD ask Die that. ^.~

 

[mizerable_d]

Haha... *is also slow* my signature??? but...erhmmm... *is confused* you mean the cameraman thing??? ^^;;;;;;;;;;;

yaya! cameraman! XD haha Totchi is such a flirt XD

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

No! We shouldn't just owe him! We should worship! -does so- Xb

And yeah, we so SHOULD ask Die that. ^.~

You are so right... *worships*

On second thought... that could be a touchy subject... *"accidently" drops teaspoon* Pardon me.... *climbs under table to "retrieve the spoon".................... sneaks a peek*

*gasp* He's doesn't wear underwear!!!!

yaya! cameraman! XD haha Totchi is such a flirt XD

Haha yes he is.... but I wouldn't have him any other way... well maybe..... I would have him naked in my bedroom... with Kyo.... ohh what fun... I feel a nosebleed coming........ ohh no false alarm... it was just a minor heart attack.

 

[isayhello]

On second thought... that could be a touchy subject... *"accidently" drops teaspoon* Pardon me.... *climbs under table to "retrieve the spoon".................... sneaks a peek*

*gasp* He's doesn't wear underwear!!!!

*all excited and happy* I knew it... ! I knew there'd be no underwear!!! I'm soo happy!!!! *DIES FROM SHOCK OF HAPPINESS*

 

[Nightwalker]

now im beginning to see mana as a man ^^ and he is so hansome! now Aya is very pretty ^^

I still think he's pretty. Tee hee. Aya is pretty as well but his body is a bit too big but his face is cute!

 

[mizerable_d]

yup Aya's hace is extremely cute XD his body is thin and tall but his shoulders and hands are too big for a girl ^^;;; Mana look very hansome in a suit ^^

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

*all excited and happy* I knew it... ! I knew there'd be no underwear!!! I'm soo happy!!!! *DIES FROM SHOCK OF HAPPINESS*

Oh no we have a fangirl down... *whips out emergency kit*

We really need some guys in here to revive us fangirls when were dying or having nosebleeds... I vote Gackt as our Thread Doctor!

 

[Horizon]

We really need some guys in here to revive us fangirls when were dying or having nosebleeds... I vote Gackt as our Thread Doctor!

But...That wouldn't work...We'd just faint again, or get another nosebleed, or something, wouldn't we?

 

[isayhello]

YA YA YA! Gackt as Thread Doctor!!! *heal me Gackt* That's too perfect -- even though we would faint and get a nosebleed even more frequently with him as a doctor than with no doctor at all... NEVERMIND that!! Gackt HAS to be our doctor!
Besides.. who wouldn't wanna see Gackt take good care of Toshiya and the others....?

 

[Nightwalker]

*drools* I don't think I feel well. Oh Dr. Gackt!

 

[mizerable_d]

lol where's that piccy of gackt in a professor outfit>?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

But...That wouldn't work...We'd just faint again, or get another nosebleed, or something, wouldn't we?

That's exactly why Gackt should be Thread Doctor... we'll get treated all the time... hehe...

YA YA YA! Gackt as Thread Doctor!!! *heal me Gackt* That's too perfect -- even though we would faint and get a nosebleed even more frequently with him as a doctor than with no doctor at all... NEVERMIND that!! Gackt HAS to be our doctor!
Besides.. who wouldn't wanna see Gackt take good care of Toshiya and the others....?

Mmmmm Totchi can be Thread Nurse... *pictures Toshiya in fisnets and very skimpy nurse dress* ........................ *dies*

*groans* ...Gackt-sama........ I need "treatment"

 

[Nightwalker]

Gackt: ~Ahem~ Time for a physical. Okay team. Let's get these poor things checked.

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Gackt: ~Ahem~ Time for a physical. Okay team. Let's get these poor things checked.

Thank goodness... I thought I was a goner!

Gackt: Where does it hurt?
Me: I can't breathe........ I need mouth to mouth..... so does Mana-sama... please save him Dr. Gackt.

 

[Nightwalker]

Mana: Okay then. Come with me. *leaves the room and encourages you to follow*

Me: Oh Dr. Gackt-sama...My c-chest...it hurts...it feels like it tightens and tightens more and more...

Gackt: I should have a look at that.

 

[isayhello]

Me: I'M DYING TOOOO GACKT *shouts for attention* HELP ME! Gackt-sama, you'll have to examine me and take very good care of me!! (By the way, I must say you look very handsome in that outfit) And you, Nurse Toshiya, come here and assist Gackt-sama... (by the way, nice skimpy dress, Totchi-kun!) *dies* OH NO GACKT, I'M DYING AGAIN!!!!!! *dies twice*

Gackt will have to help us non stop day and night............

 

[Nightwalker]

Me: Grr no Dr. Gackt-sama is taking care of meeeeee! *holds on to chest* Oh Doctor...it hurts so badly...

Gackt: Crap...now what do I do...?