The OFFICIAL Diru Thread of Lies

[Horizon]

Hmm I must say so. Oh yes two cubes of sugar please. *hands over tea cup to Kyo* May I say that dress looks oh so cute on you. It really brings out your eye Kyo dear.

These boys would SO kill us all if they read this, wouldn't they...? XD

 

[Nightwalker]

Yup yup...they would probably go..."The hell is wrong with people? Hahahahahaha look what they said about you!"

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

"Now, now! No fighting over something as trivial as coffee. This is a TEA party. Dispose of the coffee. Next time we shall have a COFFEE party then if you're THAT obsessed about it."

"Good thinking, Miss. Totchi!"

XDD

Coffee is bad for my health... I'll be the rebel and stick with tea. I never knew Miss Totchi would be attending the tea party. Greeting darling, it's been too long. How have you been?

Hmm I must say so. Oh yes two cubes of sugar please. *hands over tea cup to Kyo* May I say that dress looks oh so cute on you. It really brings out your eye Kyo dear.

Ohh I agree... are those new contacts, Kyo? I must say they look smashing?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

These boys would SO kill us all if they read this, wouldn't they...? XD

Well I think Die would enjoy it... he love making fun of people... and that is not a lie!

 

[Horizon]

Well I think Die would enjoy it... he love making fun of people... and that is not a lie!

Yeah, probably. Well, until we start making fun of him anyway.

 

[Nightwalker]

Wonderful my dears. This is pretty fun tea party! Oh Kyo you must try this on! *pulls out a long red dress* It's so you! You must please? *takes tea from Kyo's hands and lightly nudges him into the bathroom to change*

 

[Horizon]

This entire thing is so going to be the death of me...XDDDD

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

This entire thing is so going to be the death of me...XDDDD

Somehow I think you'll manage... I just won't mention "plastic parts" anymore

 

[Nightwalker]

XD Your silly. This is craz-za though. I like tea...cookies too.

 

[Horizon]

Somehow I think you'll manage... I just won't mention "plastic parts" anymore

I doubt it! It's making me laugh too hard and then I hyperventalite and once I really start doing it I won't be able to breath whatsoever and then I'll die. Think about it! XD

 

[Nightwalker]

D-die...? O.O

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

XD Your silly. This is craz-za though. I like tea...cookies too.

Mmmmm tea and cookies.... makes me think England.

Look everyone.... Shinya just arrive... check out that marvelous dress he's wearing. I must Shinya I envy your legs.

 

[Horizon]

Mmmmm tea and cookies.... makes me think England.

Look everyone.... Shinya just arrive... check out that marvelous dress he's wearing. I must Shinya I envy your legs.

I second that quite a bit there Shinya. You've got the most elegant legs I have ever seen in my entire life.

 

[Nightwalker]

Yummy...legs...*drools* Well that was random I must say. XD I have skinny legs...look Shinya! How do you live going on with skinny chicken legs? T_T

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

I wonder where Die is... he did get an invite didn't he?

 

[mizerable_d]

Shinya has kick *** legs! i once has a pic of just his legs and they blew me away. why dont i have legs like those? T_T

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Shinya has kick *** legs! i once has a pic of just his legs and they blew me away. why dont i have legs like those? T_T

Yea... someone once said that Shinya's legs were the envy of women everywhere... I agree wholeheartedly with them. They are certainly a sight to be held

Me either!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder where one could go to get a pair of them.... should we ask?

*pulls out pen and paper... Dear Shin-kun,....*

EDIT : Just thought I'd add some leg-o-licious proof of their sexiness

 

[Horizon]

I wonder where Die is... he did get an invite didn't he?

Apparently he wasn't. I mean, after all, who would EVER not want to come...? Poor Die...

EDIT : Just thought I'd add some leg-o-licious proof of their sexiness

Excuse me while I now proceed to drool...-proceeds to do just that-

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Apparently he wasn't. I mean, after all, who would EVER not want to come...? Poor Die...

I don't know... :? our tea parties are so much fun... *whips out little black book.... flips pages* Ah HA! *dials Die's digits* Madame Die... Hi it's pinkkiller... I'm afraid you did not recieve your invitation... I would like to cordially invite you to our tea party. Ohhh you'll come... smashing! Yes Shinya is here...... ...umm no not that kind of tea party... I wasn't aware there was such thing as a yaoi tea party... well I suppose... but do have some tea and crumpets before you do.

Excuse me while I now proceed to drool...-proceeds to do just that-

Go ahead... *hands you bucket* Man if he lifted that skirt and higher you could ummm.... yea

 

[isayhello]

I don't know... :? our tea parties are so much fun... *whips out little black book.... flips pages* Ah HA! *dials Die's digits* Madame Die... Hi it's pinkkiller... I'm afraid you did not recieve your invitation... I would like to cordially invite you to our tea party. Ohhh you'll come... smashing! Yes Shinya is here...... ...umm no not that kind of tea party... I wasn't aware there was such thing as a yaoi tea party... well I suppose... but do have some tea and crumpets before you do.

*wakes up from deep daydream* Yaoi tea party? .... Did anyone say YAOI tea party?............. YAOI TEA PARTY!! ME TOO!!! TEA; COOKIES AND YAOI!
I've heard .... hrm... that... um... Toshiya and Die are both in the same tea-party-yaoi-club... they have meetings every saturday..

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

*wakes up from deep daydream* Yaoi tea party? .... Did anyone say YAOI tea party?............. YAOI TEA PARTY!! ME TOO!!! TEA; COOKIES AND YAOI!
I've heard .... hrm... that... um... Toshiya and Die are both in the same tea-party-yaoi-club... they have meetings every saturday..

Hey it wasn't my idea... it was all Die's idea *points in his general direction*

Nuh-uhhhhhhhhhh LIAR.... everyone know Shinya and Die are lovers... where the heck do you get your information from. Why would Toshiya and Die go together.... blah blah blehhh blab blab blurb.. hardcore fan.... blah blah... I am better..... blahhhhhhhhhh....... I know something you don't na na na poo poo..... blah bleh bluh... I am hardcore and I am offended...

 

[isayhello]

XD XD XD XD XD *scared of Pinkkiller being a hardcore fan* XD XD XD XD
Ok, so I alread know that Die and Shinya are lovers BUT - information from blabla bla blah true info bla bla tells me that Toshiya and Die also have become lovers - and SHINYA DOESN'T KNOW!!!! (Ask Die, if you don't believe me)
So that explains the yaoi-tea-party-club. They go there secretly... no one knows... except for me... and you guys.. and thats no lie...........(?)

 

[Enora]

OMG!!!! Die is cheating on Shinya??? It is horrible..... Because Shinya has just told me that he is.... pregnant......


Yes I know it's horrible.....

 

[xToshiya1279x]

That would be a funny picture...Shinya fat....
And then they find out that there was a hidden camera at your tea party and someone sold it on e-bay...someone sold it too...umm....Me! Yeah, me! Yay!!

 

[Nightwalker]

Ebay is good for a many thingys! I got Gackt's thong pasted in a frame on the wall...heh heh. XD

(I kid! I kid...though I wish I did but that would be just down-right freaky!)