Samurai Art Script Translation?

[missbubbles]

Hi Guys,

I bought this art for a friend's birthday and I would really like to know what the writings on it mean. Any help would be massively appreciated!

Thank you,

miss b.

 

[Toritoribe]

Those are mock Chinese characters written by someone who wasn't familiar with it, I'm afraid.

 

[missbubbles]

Ah, such a shame! Thank you though