Put your own rules for school
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Mycernius
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Rule 90: A random student will be selected each week to be sacrificed to Cthulu and the old ones to sate their thirst and to keep them in their slumber until the constellations are once more in alignment and they awake.
Rule 90a. At such time of the awakening of the Old Ones the selection programme will cease to be in effect, as the old ones will torture and kill all humans on the planet.
Rule 90a,i: Suicide is an option should rule 90a come into effect.
Rule 90a,ii: Homicide is an option should rule 90a come into effect
Rule 90b: However if students feel they wish to continue on with the selection programme and sacrifice others in the rather vain and pathetic attempt to appease the old ones they may do so.
Rule 90b,i: It is noted that doing so is a pointless exercise because the old ones will still eat their souls.
Rule 90c: None of the subrules are valid until rule 90a comes into effect.
Rule 90c,i: Should the old ones awake before the time these rules come into immediate effect.
Rule 90d: Praying to your deity of choice is acceptable should rule 90a come into effect.
Rule 90d,i: It should be noted that praying to your deity of chioce should rule 90a come into effect is a futile exercise.
Rule 90a. At such time of the awakening of the Old Ones the selection programme will cease to be in effect, as the old ones will torture and kill all humans on the planet.
Rule 90a,i: Suicide is an option should rule 90a come into effect.
Rule 90a,ii: Homicide is an option should rule 90a come into effect
Rule 90b: However if students feel they wish to continue on with the selection programme and sacrifice others in the rather vain and pathetic attempt to appease the old ones they may do so.
Rule 90b,i: It is noted that doing so is a pointless exercise because the old ones will still eat their souls.
Rule 90c: None of the subrules are valid until rule 90a comes into effect.
Rule 90c,i: Should the old ones awake before the time these rules come into immediate effect.
Rule 90d: Praying to your deity of choice is acceptable should rule 90a come into effect.
Rule 90d,i: It should be noted that praying to your deity of chioce should rule 90a come into effect is a futile exercise.
