Put your own rules for school
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Mycernius
The Hairy Wookie
- 4 Feb 2005
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See me for confusing your vampire films with H.P.Lovecraft
Rule 94 is only known to the staff.
Mycernius
The Hairy Wookie
- 4 Feb 2005
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My house number is 13 oddly enough.Rule 96: room 13 is for the profesor Mycernius.
Rule 99: Do not tease the school bear. It is only to be used when first formers must have their complusory fight with it.
Lledargo
先輩
- 14 Jul 2010
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Not if El Presidente has anything to say about it
Rule 102: El Presidente has the sole right to declare war on Tsuyoiko.
So, shall we discuss a new world order, or shall I declare war
Half-n-Half
先輩
- 17 Jul 2007
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Rule 104: Unless of course said war is a coup d'etat against said headmaster/deputy headmaster.
- 5 Feb 2005
- 7,694
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It depends... if it's about Chocolate... well forget about it. But if it's about beer... enjoy
Rule 105: Every Friday is movie night in the cinema room. These nights are compulsory!
Nuala
Hell's Finest Daughter
- 15 Jul 2004
- 1,725
- 39
It depends... if it's about Chocolate... well forget about it. But if it's about beer... enjoy
Rule 105: Every Friday is movie night in the cinema room. These nights are compulsory!
Rule 106: All in attendance on movie night will be infested with a brain slug, this is mandatory.
- 15 Mar 2002
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On my first day of high school the principal addressed the incoming freshmen, who had assembled for that purpose in the gymnasium.
He told us that he was going to read off the entire list of rules for the school, and that the students were responsible for memorizing all of the rules. That was thirty years ago and to this day I can recite all of the school rules, after hearing him read the list only one time.
I will take the liberty of including the entire list of rules here:
1. Do right
End of list.
He told us, "You're not children. You're young men and woman and if you don't know the difference between right and wrong by now then get out of this school right now because you have no business being here. If you get sent to my office, don't act like you don't know why you're there".
That very simple rule and policy worked extraordinarily well. If there was a more universally loved and respected figure in our community, I never heard of him. Those who did right loved and respected him. Those who didn't do right respected and feared him, as he said what he meant and meant what he said, putting up with no BS from anyone and not hesitating for an instant to boot self-styled badasses out of the school. Those who did right couldn't have asked for a more stalwart supporter. You were never in any doubt where you stood with him, and you knew why.
His name is Coach Jim Poteet, and sadly God only saw fit to provide the world with one of him; we could use several thousand more. Even more sadly, I doubt his type would be allowed to be a principal of a school in the current era.
He told us that he was going to read off the entire list of rules for the school, and that the students were responsible for memorizing all of the rules. That was thirty years ago and to this day I can recite all of the school rules, after hearing him read the list only one time.
I will take the liberty of including the entire list of rules here:
1. Do right
End of list.
He told us, "You're not children. You're young men and woman and if you don't know the difference between right and wrong by now then get out of this school right now because you have no business being here. If you get sent to my office, don't act like you don't know why you're there".
That very simple rule and policy worked extraordinarily well. If there was a more universally loved and respected figure in our community, I never heard of him. Those who did right loved and respected him. Those who didn't do right respected and feared him, as he said what he meant and meant what he said, putting up with no BS from anyone and not hesitating for an instant to boot self-styled badasses out of the school. Those who did right couldn't have asked for a more stalwart supporter. You were never in any doubt where you stood with him, and you knew why.
His name is Coach Jim Poteet, and sadly God only saw fit to provide the world with one of him; we could use several thousand more. Even more sadly, I doubt his type would be allowed to be a principal of a school in the current era.
labyrinth
♫ Forever ﾂ?ｴ
- 13 Jul 2008
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Just when you said I still remember the list
I truly prepred myself for a long list of guidance :?
and still the Do right rule replaced the long list in my mind and did the purpose of understanding and so it's now Rule 113 in our school
Ruke 114 : the students must be well armed to protect themselves & the school
