That's not 何で閉めたら but 何を閉めたら. The person A asked what he/she should close, not the device/means to close.
私はドアの鍵を閉める代わりに何を閉めたら、いいんですか
鯖をしめる(締める) means "to soak mackerel fillets in vinegar". It's a word play.
A: What should I close instead of the lock on the door?
B: How about mackerel?
Sometimes people do just make up new onomatopoeia
These pages might be interesting.
Arigatoo gozaimasu minna-san. I will further investigate this stuff and together with the corrections noted will attempt my own translation.There are typos/mistakes in the romaji lyrics on the linked site.
She is not a Japanese girl but she is a Japanese teacherDaria is a very unusual name for a Japanese girl.
She is not a Japanese girl but she is a Japanese teacher
Oh, now I see!
You want to impress her with what a genuine and sincere guy you are by giving her the letter in Japanese so it looks like you really toiled over it....while in actuality you just go online and have others do the work for you, showing that you probably really are the devious and untrustworthy snake-in-the-weeds she discovered you to be when you "forced yourself on her". (Isn't that usually just a nice way of saying "rape" or "sexual assault"?)
You're a very clever fellow!
許しを請い願うなり、我が麗しきダリアHello guys can anyone please helps meI want to translate this letter from english into japanese (Hiragana)
Baby, I'm sorry !
My beautiful Daria,
Let me begin by saying that I know this letter will not excuse what I've done. I am prepared to do whatever it takes to earn your forgiveness.
I love you and I can't hide that. I never meant to hurt you and I cannot express enough how awful I feel .
I am sorry for pushing you to be with me even though you asked me not to do so. Please know that my utter lack of judgment and immense stupidity are by no means a reflection of my feelings for you.
It is my hope that you will find this letter to be a reassurance of my respect and admiration, which grow more and more every day we are together.
Most of all, I'm sorry for how this has made you feel.
You are my star. I'll be lost without you.
I cannot imagine my life without you.
I hope you can find it in your heart to try to forgive me. I miss you and want nothing more than to make this right.
With deepest regret,
Kais
I am muslim, pushing her was just because I asked her to be my Girlfriend even though I know she broke up with an other guy just before I met her. I was trying to make her take the decision quickly
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Where did I say I forced myself on her ?
Thank you so much for you help許しを請い願うなり、我が麗しきダリア
此が我が為した事の弁明たり得ぬの明白なる事、我が重々認識せし事より先ずは文を始めねばならぬ。
汝が許しを得る為ならば我は如何なることをも為す所存なり。
秘匿し得ぬほど我は汝を愛すなり。
汝を損なうこと、我、如何様にも意図せず。我が如何に畏怖したるか言う能わざるなり。
汝が固辞にも拘らず汝を我に追随せしむること、我は深謝するなり。
完璧なる見識の欠如と途方も無き愚鈍は熟慮の果てでは有り得ぬ事、汝に知らしめたし。
相伴する毎、日々募り行く我が尊崇と賞賛を此の文より再認せらるることを我は希望するなり。
そも、此文汝の如何に想うや。
汝は我が星なり。汝無くば我は存在し得ず。
汝無き人生は想定し得ぬ。
汝が内に我への寛容の萌芽が見出されんことを請い願う。
汝無きて寂寞たり。此を正さざる外欲せざるなり。
深き悔恨の念と共に
If she is a Japanese teacher, she would be able to understand this letter.
What difference does being Muslim have on the situation? Somehow that implies to me at least that it forgives you your indiscretions when dealing with a female?!?! You knew she had just broken up with someone and you admit you were trying to force her to make her decision about you "quickly" as well.
To me at least that sounds like you were forcing yourself on her.
Try backing up a bit and try to understand that you really didn't come off too well here and maybe you should try over, with the details, before you ask someone to do you a favor.
Thank you KirinManDude you got lucky that Toritoribe is such a nice person.
either way, good luck, just keep in mind that honesty in a relationship is number 1, let her know that you had someone translate that letter for you. Give her both the english and japanese copies when you do and let her make her mind up on what she wants.
Do yourself another favor as well, give her time, dont push it. If you do you just might end up being disappointed.
I hope this is not an irony.Dude you got lucky that Toritoribe is such a nice person.
I hope this is not an irony.
@ The OP, I ensure my translation is quite correct. But the sentence style is a BIT old, probably a hundred years or so ago. That's why I wrote "if she is a Japanese teacher". Thus, non-advanced learners who don't know classical Japanese might not understand my translation.
I hope this is not an irony.
Oh no, not by any means. Your translation posted while I was in the middle of my reply. I was hoping that he would have come back and rephrased his request but you beat me to the punch! Good show!