Lie about the person above

[Jitenchakun]

Jiten likes to hang out around the beach, perving at the girls

Um, I think you're supposed to lie, aren't you?

Zentron is a spy for the penguin insurgency.

 

[Ashikaga]

Jitenchakun is the brain behind the penguin insurgency..... and he hangs out around Venice Beach perving at the body builders.

 

[Zentron]

Ashi-kun was last seen standing behind a grassy noll

 

[Flashjeff]

Speaking of photographic hijinks, I heard that you wander the streets of Tokyo using a tiny point-and-shoot camera to snap up the skirts of schoolgirls. Talk about perviness! Shame on you!

 

[Ashikaga]

Flashjeff bought those photos. He has had them framed and now they are displayed on his bathroom walls.

 

[Zentron]

Speaking of photographic hijinks, I heard that you wander the streets of Tokyo using a tiny point-and-shoot camera to snap up the skirts of schoolgirls. Talk about perviness! Shame on you!

Hey, how did you know about that? lol

Ashi-kun has a collection of nostril hairs from all the continents!

 

[Sukotto]

the vast majority of those nostril hairs were donated by Zentron while on his world tour.

 

[Zentron]

Kotto-kun was arrested last week for pleasuring himself with a dead Haddock... now, if only he had used a live one, that would have been OK

 

[Ashikaga]

Zentron was seen late last night wearing a haddock costume lying in a bed smoking a cigarette inside a seedy motel room.

 

[Mars Man]

ASHIKAGA, whom we always see in his avatars, is actually a rather rich and famous dog--and also owns a large share in SoftBank. He has appeared in a number of TV comercials, and just today in the newspaper. (But he is otherwise a teacher at a highschool...though his wife (who is a Homo sapien by the way) is his boss.)

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Mars Man is in fact a woman from Venus!

 

[Mars Man]

And Mikawa san breaks out in a cold sweat of excitement, when he recalls and thinks about the chances of taking various saws and slightly blunt hatchets and slicing, sawing, and de-limbing trees, then torturously, and slowly burning the limb pieces to the enjoyment of BBQ.









...but I sure look forward to a change of smilies...to that actually smiling smilie !!

 

[Ashikaga]

After much consideration, Mars Man has finally decided on the theme for this summer's BBQ extravaganza.

"LAURA ASHLEY -An Adventure In Flower Prints & Pastel Colours".

 

[Kyle]

I have recorded proof on Ashikaga playing with Barbie Dolls. And touching Ken ever so gently. HAHA

Sorry Ashi!

 

[Ashikaga]

At least I was very gentle, tender & loving to Ken and stopped whenever he said NO. What YOU made GI-Joe do against his will, however, was dispicable not to mention quite disturbing.

Oh, and Kyle just farted.

 

[Kyle]

Yes, yes you were very gentle to Ken, Ashi. But don't you remember about BARBIE!?!! She said, "NO!" but you kept going. It was a very sad day when I saw the outcome. She said she didn't want to eat anymore, but you just made her keep eating. So now, thanks to you, Barbie looks like a beached whale. Some role model, no?

Oh and I did fart, but Ashi just sharted. Haha. If you dont know what that is, here is the meaning(its slang).

Sharting-
When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Haha, I know nasty. But, I couldn't resist. Sorry Ashi!

 

[Ashikaga]

Kyle (and I) are waiting for someone to come pull this thread out of the deep, wet hole we had dug and trapped ourselves in, and lead it toward a direction that's clean and wholesome.

 

[Kirakira1232]

Ashikaga-san wishes he could make sweet sweet love to "otousan"

Oh wait you wanted a lie?

 

[Zentron]

Kira-chan was the last person walk on Pluto!

 

[Ashikaga]

Zentron left Pluto for Goofy who was younger and more attractive with a better body. As a result, Pluto has lost all self esteem he had and now he wears a collar and get walked on by people like Kirakira for drug money.

 

[Zentron]

Ashi-kun had two dogs for breakfast yesterday, but only one for dinner, as one of he two in the morning wouldn't sit still

 

[davetfridge]

Zentron is an alien bent on subjugating the Human population under the jackboot of his allies, the hummingbirds, and then forcing us to work in the highly dangerous nectar mines on his home planet.

 

[tada]

davetfridge hasn't taken a shower in three weeks. I can smell him from here.

 

[Zentron]

Tada has been told before he needs to stop licking his nuts or he won't have enough to last the winter!!

And davetfridge, damn you for finding out my secret mission

 

[Kenjirou]

Zentron lives aboard a space ship, currently orbiting Mars. It is a secret operation started by the British after they realized that Moonraker was a cool movie. He is also James Bond's apprentice and a broker in alien slaves. While unbeknown to the world he is from, Zentron is a famous space pirate wanted intergalatically. Critics also conclude that some of his fame may come from the fact that he is "hung like a donkey and shoots like a horse" which is apparently a cowboy reference.