Lie about the person above

[Ashikaga]

bakaKanadajin uses chopsticks in ways that are not appropriate mentioning in this forum.

Splinters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sukotto]

Ah..., ASHIKAGA enjoys poking forks into light sockets

 

[Flashjeff]

Meanwhile, Sukotto wishes he looked as healthy as the fellow in his avatar.

 

[Ashikaga]

2 years after getting dumped from the act, Pink Ladies and Jeff, he tried unsuccessfully to stage a come back touring the US and Europe performing the PL & J hits. He was later sued by the Ladies not for the use of their songs without their permission but for the missing costumes from Mie's dressing room closet.

 

[Flashjeff]

He was later sued by the Ladies not for the use of their songs without their permission but for the missing costumes from Mie's dressing room closet.

Now, let's get something straight here as I can't stand misinformation. Mie gave me permission to use her costumes, shoes too, I have it in writing, even though I can't read Japanese. But when Mie found out I liked Kei more than her, she went berserk from jealousy and filed that lawsuit. Women! Sheesh!

Meanwhile, Ashikaga crossdresses like a Ko-gal and cruises the streets of Shibuya looking to pick up horny salarymen for quickie trysts in those notorious love hotels. He success rate is absolutely amazing as he never fails to get his man, but then, they're so drunk, they never realize they're doing the wild thing with a guy!

 

[Ashikaga]

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.... You knew very well that I was a man. If you are in the habit of doing things like that with a woman, you need some serious help.
Now, let us get this thread back to its former PG self, now, shall we?
Oh, and Jeff owes me 20,000 yen.

 

[sedf2432]

ASHIKAGA has murdered 10 humans and 2 dogs.

 

[Sukotto]

sed2432 was/is ASHIKAGA's accomplice.
and he duct taps light bulbs to his hat when he participates in said atrocities
just to scare the bjesus out of the victims.

 

[Ashikaga]

Sukotto so badly wanted to join our gang but was turned down for not having the right look.

 

[davetfridge]

Unfortunately, ASHIKAGA's required look for the gang involved large amounts of gold tinsel. So much in fact, that the tinsel mines of western Australia cannot keep up with his demands.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

That eye in Dave's avatar is the same eye I caught looking through the keyhole of my bathroom door! Shame on you!

 

[Ashikaga]

No, actually, it was me. What I saw was rather....disturbing. Tsuyoiko, I would really have that thing looked at by a doctor.

 

[Sukotto]

ASHIKAGA goes to random construction sights across the land and takes down bricks that had been laid that day and re-stacks them on the pallets.

 

[justin]

sukotto wanted to rule japan so much that he built what he thought would be the greatest prime minister of all. Due to cheap parts he ended up building another Hyde. He was last seen tossing a sack into the Tokyo Bay.

 

[Flashjeff]

Yeah, and you wanted to rule Japan by Sukotto's side (you begged for the Akihabara district since you're such an incredible nerd and otaku), but when he refused, you got pissed and started spreading all those lies about him. Shame on you!

 

[Tokis-Phoenix]

Flashjeff collects things he finds in public toilets at night

 

[davetfridge]

Tokis puts the things in public toilets so that Jeff can find them

 

[AroundTheWorld]

davetfridge is, in fact, not a long haired hippy.

 

[Flashjeff]

AroundTheWorld wanders the streets of Tokyo in a clown suit, saying he's the TRUE Ronald McDonald. Why he does that, I have no idea.

 

[AroundTheWorld]

That's not a lie. I make the face my avatar is making while doing it.

Also, Flashjeff looks like the Grimmace with Milly Vanilli dreadlocks.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

AroundTheWorld's post count always has and always will be twice his age

 

[Tokis-Phoenix]

Tsuyoiko's post count is her age !

 

[davetfridge]

Tokis belives that age and, infact, time itself are just man made constructs that have no relevence to the order in which she does things. Thus she will reply to this accusation sometime Yesterday.

 

[Jitenchakun]

Davetfridge..

..or "Davers" as we used to call him, used to always run naked around campus back in our college days at Miskatonic University.:13::38::12:

 

[Zentron]

Jiten likes to hang out around the beach, perving at the girls