Lie about the person above

[Tokis-Phoenix]

Sukotto is the result of a crazy scientists experiment to cross meerkat with man, resulting in the creature known as the "Meerman" who has amazing eyesight and sexual prowess but also a habit of scurrying out in the morning at dawn to look for millipedes and scorpions to eat.

 

[Sukotto]

Tokis-Phoenix delivers packages of rotting blankets to Grandmothers for their birthdays and other holidays. You must get many bad looks from the Grandmothers. Even though you are only the delivery person.

 

[Flashjeff]

And guess who makes those lousy blankets? Why, Sukotto of course! And then lets Tokis-Phoenix take the rap from all those grandmothers! Shame on you!

 

[Sukotto]

What else is someone supposed to do when chained in Flashjeff's basement with the threat of no food else I induce rottenness in said blankets.







p.s.
....help

 

[Half-n-Half]

Sukotto is 16/f/calif who's looking for a "good time."

 

[Tokis-Phoenix]

Half-n-Half once modeled for a yaoi manga .

 

[Flashjeff]

Yeah, and Tokis regually models for yuri manga! HA!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Jeff has had that same old avatar ever since I've known him

 

[Tokis-Phoenix]

Flashjeff: ah i'm just Half-n-Half's makeup artist, he's the Diva in our duo .

The reason why Flashjeff always has the same old avatar is because Tsuyoiko's rabbits are preventing him from changing it by blackmailing him- Tsuyoiko is actually in on the whole thing too .

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

Tokis's avatar is actually her picture!! lol

 

[Sukotto]

Skullcrushergurl just walked out of a party with Dir en Grey not knowing who was hosting it.

 

[Flashjeff]

Sukotto's lifelong dream is to do the wild thing with Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah----at the same time! He likes his girls big and beefy!

 

[Mycernius]

Flashjeff sits in trees and takes photos of passing bicycles. He has a bike fetish and has over 300 just in his bedroom.

 

[Flashjeff]

Flashjeff sits in trees and takes photos of passing bicycles. He has a bike fetish and has over 300 just in his bedroom.

It's 350, dude! Get your facts straight!

In the meantime, I have it on good authority that Mycernius videotapes London's famed doubledecker buses and watches the footage, some two hundred hours worth nightly while eating fish and chips and washing it all down with absurd amounts of Guinness. Hell, he even dreams of living in a doubledecker bus, living room downstairs, bedroom upstairs, and he just motors from place to place. Ahh, what a life!

 

[Sukotto]

Flashjeff created a program to block out all other jref'ers so he could lie about the same few people over and over. And he wears his curtains as a toga.

 

[Flashjeff]

Yeah, and I bought those curtains from you! Charged me an arm and a leg for 'em too! Freakin' thief! Wouldn't surprise me if you stole them from a retirement home! In fact, now that I think about, I seem to remember reading a story online about someone matching your description breaking into senior citizen communities and robbing old folks blind. Have you shame, you miserable cretin?

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff is a long time resident in the retirement home that Sukotto stole those curtains from. How else would he know so much about it? ☝

 

[Tokis-Phoenix]

Tsuyoiko actually carries a virus that turns people into rabbits when she hugs them, the bunny in her avatar is actually Mycernius !

 

[Flashjeff]

Meanwhile, I just heard that Tokis-Phoenix's most cherished dream, one she's had since she was a child is to be adopted by the Spice Girls as she's a huge fan. Sheesh! Talk about a serious lack of taste!

 

[Mycernius]

Oi, I'm a cat not a wabbit.

Flashjeff stands on street corners preaching from the book of Manga and Anime, trying to convert the unwashed masses to the glories of everlasting ( or should that be neverending) Naruto and Fruit Baskets and to the Kawaii of Chiyo-chan. May the power and glory of Ken Akumatsu be upon you all.

 

[Flashjeff]

Yeah, and guess who turned me into a street corner preacher of anime and manga? Yep, you guessed it, Mycernius! And, as fate would have it, the guy was wearing a schoolgirl uniform at the time, short skirt, floppy socks, penny loafers and all. And damned if he didn't look positively fetching, attracting horny salarymen left and right!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff is a vegetarian. The very thought of a meat feast pizza or Philly cheese steak positively turns his stomach

 

[Flashjeff]

Meanwhile, despite Ms. Tsuyoiko's advice not to panic, that's all she does, day in and day out. The poor girl is so insanely paranoid, she believes that magical girls are out to take over the British government with the help of armies of ninjas and battalions of mecha piloted by whiny teenage boys. I've tried to convince Tsuyoiko not to go off her meds which kept her delusions at bay, but she won't listen, claiming that the doctors treating her are Shibuya ko-gals in disguise who want her silenced at all costs. Whoa! Somebody get this poor girl some help! FAST!!

 

[Ashikaga]

Flash Jeff lives happily with his two best friends, Mie & Kei. The three of them spend their days working on the choreography for their singing act, Pink Ladies & Jeff. At night, Jeff lets the "Ladies" make him over with various costumes and the latest makeup so he would not stand out too much on stage with his thinning hair, wrinkles and a beer gut. Secretly, they feel it is not working out and they are thinking about dropping Jeff from the act not only because of his looks but the fact he just cannot master the dance steps to their up-coming single, Detective Pepperoni.

 

[bakaKanadajin]

ASHIKAGA is a world-ranked hashi (chopsticks) user. He can pick up items so small the human eye cannot see them. It's rumored in fact that his skill is so great it borders on the dark arts.