Lie about the person above

[EmperorHirohito]

Herbal so wants to be a Pirate but doesnt want to be made to walk the plank. Its not that he doesnt mind not being ble to swim, its what happens when he meets Davy Jones that scares him...........

 

[justin]

Emperorhirohito was banned from Japan for trying to pose as the real Emperor and claiming it was "Give the Emperor All Your Money Day.'

 

[Half-n-Half]

Justin is a Cobra stunt double.

 

[Mycernius]

Half-n-half really called 0.5-&-0.5. He just doesn't understand decimal.

 

[EmperorHirohito]

Mycernius isnt really a moderator, he's being told what to do by his cat Fred, unless he does what he's told Fred says he will shave the hairy wookie.

 

[davetfridge]

Hirohito can only hear things through the tiny hairs that grow from the palms of his hands

 

[justin]

Davetfridge hobby is to check peoples' hands for tiny hair and yelling 'Can you hear me' into them.

 

[EmperorHirohito]

Justin is a member of a top secret British government quango called Cobra, he flies into action at a moments notice. He is currently helping to mop up Gloucester after the floods. Only problem is his mop is now looking abit threadbare.

 

[Sukotto]

EmperorHirohito built the body armor for Samus but won't share the blue prints with the rest of us. He claims his gold fish ate them.

 

[Mycernius]

They aren't his goldfish, they are yours. But I expect that from a CIA double agent.

 

[Flashjeff]

You're just jealous, Mycernius. As we say here in da 'hood, stop hatin'. Meanwhile, what's this I hear that you've been secretly nursing a mad desire to be in a menage a trois and have 110 percent crazy as hell monkey sex with Yoko Ono and Hillary Clinton? EEEEEEK!! The mental picture that paints has just killed my appetite. I'm disappointed in you, dude. I thought you had better taste in women than that!

 

[KAGOME25]

Got kicked out of the Pink Lady fan club for being better looking in their outfits then the did! and Joining the Koda Kumi fan club and becoming the president of her fan club!

And is the head of Yakuza in Japan And North America!

 

[Flashjeff]

Well, at least I don't roam the streets of my hometown with a poodle dressed in a red kimono whom you call Inu-Yasha. How damn embarrassing! Not just for you, but the dog. Sheesh!

 

[Mycernius]

No, you roam your hometown dressed as Hilary Clinton and confused me. I am so ashamed, and you bring great dishonour upon the house of Pink Lady.

 

[Flashjeff]

Meanwhile you've been busy stalking Posh Spice, following her and Becks all the way to L.A. for the express purpose of sucking her toes and taking her shoes. Tsk! How sad! How pitiful!

 

[Seon-a Kim]

Flashjeff used to be Mini Moni's biggest fan, he also likes to throw cookies to old ladies in the park. Then he wonders why he get beaten up after church on Sunday morning when he has no cookies with him.

 

[Mycernius]

Better old ladies than to old men. I've seen you. You're a cruel man, teasing them with double chocolate chip cookies and then watch them gum the cookies because you have stolen thier teeth the night before. You're really the evil tooth fairy.

 

[Flashjeff]

Well, I suspect the reason the little old ladies love my cookies is because I lace them with heroin. Makes them happy beyond belief. Ayu-youkou knows all about that, which is why he tries to steal the cookies but the old ladies fight him off with their canes. Never, EVER screw around with a senior citizen armed with a weapon! Meanwhile, don't let Mycernius con you with his sympathy, it's all an act since he operates dental clinics here in the States that sell false teeth to seniors at 150% over Medicare costs. Now HE'S the real creep!

 

[Mycernius]

I thought you wouldn't reveal that scam that I had. Mind you it is better than yours. Buying huge tracts of the Amazon rain forest to make the canes that you supply old ladies. You force hundreds of natives just to sand them to the right length with promises of cheap flights to Florida, but in reality send the to...

Detroit​

.

Oh the inhumanity, the horror, the fiend

 

[Flashjeff]

Now hold on there! I must protest! You make it sound like I'm singlehandedly deforesting the entire Amazon for my allegedly vile purposes! That simply isn't true! Everyone here must know the truth: I'm getting help from the equally reprehensible Mycernius who sells me the heavy equipment I use for my business, and gets a hefty forty percent cut of the profits to boot! I'm barely turning a profit thanks to that ratfink! Don't believe his lies! He's just as deep in this as I am! And that's the truth!

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

Your avatar is so cool!!
Mycernius! Don't drag Detroit into it!!

 

[dark_secrester]

You are at least 4 years older than me.

 

[Flashjeff]

19? Bah! Don't believe the hype, people! You're probably around 65 and you're desperate to relive your lost youth! Admit your age! Nothing wrong with being a senior citizen! Just think of the discounts you get on public transit!

 

[Pavel123]

The guy above me is an anime created mushroom, that attacks other mushrooms in Super Mario Series... He is the MushMinator!!! "I'll be back... Later to join the pizza!"

 

[SushiShin]

he is a stupid and crazy ill frog, he thinks he can remix everyone songs into frog songs, what i think he is the frogminator, ill be *bubaaawaaak* for you