Lie about the person above

[KAGOME25]

Has demonic fits, Sits on a fence and pretends to be an alley cat and sings

 

[A-chama]

secretly wishes she could be a demon and frolic in the fluffy clouds like she imagines Sesshomaru does.

 

[miki78]

Is really a computerised personality who is studying us in a bid to overthrow the human race and turn them into slaves

 

[A-chama]

Turned to the dark side when Yoda tripped over her favorite Turkey.

 

[justin]

Pushed the turky into yoda's way.

 

[miki78]

is a tough superhero leading a secret identity as a stripper

 

[KAGOME25]

Is a Double agent and loan shark by day and house wife by night

 

[A-chama]

Is a pine tree in the "Sharks are food not friend club"

 

[Sukotto]

Was a worker bee in the US gov't and when orders came down during holiday times to roast the turkey mistook it as a green light to arm the country of the same name and that is how the Kurds in Turkey being ethnically cleansed got ignored but those in Iraq were still of strategic value.

Then retired to collect rain water in empty peanut butter jars as a hobby.

 

[A-chama]

How did you find out Sukotto? *pouts* nothings secret anymore!!! *pout*

Has been trying to disband the Procrastinators Union for 97 years on the basis that they never meet, but has always been putting off calling the Union Syndicate.

 

[The-Beautiful-Roses]

Is the head of the squirrel army. Planning to take over the world, one car at a time.

 

[A-chama]

Has a no flower policy and believes that anyone within 5 feet of her with anything flower related (be it shirts, skirts, perfume or flowers) should be used as target practice.

 

[justin]

Sings nightly to yard gnomes.

 

[A-chama]

Is Rappunzel's daughter and is stuck (like her mother before her...) in a tower unable to escape because despite numerous attempts at growing long hair she takes on her father's traits of baldness.

 

[KAGOME25]

She is really a 12 yrs boy who dress like a girl so he can join the girls scouts

 

[miki78]

Is really only 4 foot tall and dances with her cat like husband under the light of a full moon

 

[Mycernius]

Is secretly jealous of KAGOME25 because miki is only 3 feet tall. Infact she has a inherent fear of anyone over 3 feet tall after she read the hobbit and Lord of the Rings. It isn't so much a height issue, it is more a fear of a large horde of Dwarves appearing a her round green door one day and dragging her off to fight dragons, elves and goblins. The elves and goblins aren't a problem, but being Welsh, has a soft spot for dragons and used to keep one called Figet when she was a renting a house with Thumbelina in Swansea.

 

[MRC1]

Mycernius is a former agent of the USSR. He started his career at quite a young age in April 1970 and has been a super stilthe agent posing as a Britsh citizen. He has retired just prior to the fall of communism in Russia. He was awarded some of the highest medals that the CCCP had to offer. Also Mycernicus warned Winston Churchill of the Battle of Brittan by some strange device which is in the hands of OS5 now.

 

[miki78]

^^ That is so cute a story thankyou ;o;

Mycernius is really a big teddy bear everybody trys to hug

 

[MRC1]

Miki was a double agent, posing as a British Agent. Her assignment was to find the spy code name Mycernius. It was a cold night when Miki found Mycernius, with pistols drawn they both were at a stand off, as they gazed into each others' eyes. The fog roll in and they lost sight of each other with a sigh of relief Miki hoslter her weapon and return to her flat.

 

[Flashjeff]

MRC1 obviously has delusions about being the next Ian Fleming or Robert Ludlum but is nowhere near that good from the pablum he's written. Wouldn't surprise me if someone wrote that stuff for him!

 

[Mycernius]

Flashjeff is MRC1s ghost writer. Good discription too, as Flashjeff died in 1742 in a bizarre accident involving spoons, cat poo and a small aubergine. His soul has been floating around ever since and has set up on Jref after he discovered anime and manga and a place where is haunting threads come to life.

 

[Flashjeff]

Mycernius is such a practical joker, I suspect he teleported Winston the Psychocat to my front porch for the express purpose of taking a dump on my front porch the other day, then whisked him back after I chased the lousy alley cruiser down the street. Word of warning, my friend, there will be retribution!

 

[KAGOME25]

Is Not a PInk Lady fan but a fan big fan of A band called the Siamese Chickens Delight band he likes to go out at night and pretend hes a duck and hang in the park with the other ducks Quack" Quack"

 

[Mycernius]

Designed the leather suits for Pink Lady currently being shown in Jeffs avatar. She likes leather, especially black, skin tight, figure hugging............oooooooo.................. Oh sorry. Where was I? Oh yes, black leather. Because of this love she also owns several Harleys to go with each of her leather jackets.