Kara_Nari
Angel of Life
- 13 May 2005
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Noseybonk likes to bonk persons with her nose. Much the same way as goats do with their heads really.
How is this possible you ask? Well you see.. Noseybonk was once a small wooden puppet named Pinocchio... and when she told lies her nose did grow, and grow and grow... now its almost an impossible feat to take a leisurely stroll anywhere...
How is this possible you ask? Well you see.. Noseybonk was once a small wooden puppet named Pinocchio... and when she told lies her nose did grow, and grow and grow... now its almost an impossible feat to take a leisurely stroll anywhere...
- 15 Nov 2002
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Noseybonk was originally BonkeyNose from the DonkeyKong show, but that didn't last long with the onslaught of the Benny Hill show, so NoseyBonk was forced into the Bi-polar state...after an unsuccessful attempt at being in a Uni-polar state of mind...
den4 and Noseybonk are denbonking each other. --Oh no I didn't!
den4 is my father. We found out on the Maury Povich show. Oh no he didn't
This is how it happened.
Maury: So here are the results....
Me: Shi, I don't care, It don't not no matter who my father is.
The crowd: OHHHH, you suck!
Me: psshhhhh...three snaps to a Z formation Playa hatas. You don't know me!, you don't know me!
Maury:the father is....den4!
Me:I knew it all along, all along. What!
den4: ..........*runs backstage
Me:You were never there for me!......
Sorry, for that flashback folks.....
den4 is my father. We found out on the Maury Povich show. Oh no he didn't
This is how it happened.
Maury: So here are the results....
Me: Shi, I don't care, It don't not no matter who my father is.
The crowd: OHHHH, you suck!
Me: psshhhhh...three snaps to a Z formation Playa hatas. You don't know me!, you don't know me!
Maury:the father is....den4!
Me:I knew it all along, all along. What!
den4: ..........*runs backstage
Me:You were never there for me!......
Sorry, for that flashback folks.....
- 15 Nov 2002
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Time for Oda-san to go find the tunnel at the end of the light....
maybe he'll find it on one of these links:
:?
TV in Japan
maybe he'll find it on one of these links:
:?TV in Japan
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jouralto has to do a book report on all of these topics for his preparation for college:
since the first set didn't seem to make any impact one way or the other with comments:
Things that cause headaches:
What's Triggering Your Migraine?
Court files "code" with 'DaVinci' Ruling:
Court Files Code with 'Da Vinci' Ruling
A few weeks ago we told you of a British court ruling in favor of Dan Brown. The author of The Da Vinci Code was cleared of copyright infringement. Now it turns out that the judge inserted a secret code into the text of his ruling on the case. Lawyers have been trying to figure out the meaning of little italic characters in the document. Judge Peter Smith says he's allowed to have fun, and declines to reveal what message says.
More: BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Judge creates own Da Vinci code
Da Vinci Code judgment decoded
Using internet for finding cheap gas:
Using the Internet to Search for Cheap Gas
Many Americans now surf to Web sites like Gasbuddy.com to find the cheapest gas in their local area. Madeleine Brand talks with Gasbuddy.com co-founder Jason Toews about how they determine where to find the lowest pump prices.
Researchers find potential reverse for type 1 diabetes:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/researchers_find_treatment_that_reverses_type_1_diabetes_10470.html
Dubious Reporting in the media:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/dubious-reports-10479.html
lack of insurance = universal risk:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/lack-of-insurance-a-universal-health-risk-10483.html
skeleton key:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/researchers_discover_gene_that_creates_second_skeleton_10467.html
Medtronic to Pursue Major Clinical Trial of Deep Brain Stimulation as Depression Treatment
http://www.alphatradefn.com/story/2006-04-25/BIZ/200604251500BIZWIRE_USPR_____BW6007.html
spyware quiz:
http://www.siteadvisor.com/quizzes/spyware_0306.html
bloodless surgery:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12466831/from/ET/
market to decide blu-ray vs HD-DVD:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/zd/20060421...4M9ojtBAF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA
Former Livedoor CEO out on bail:
Livedoor is the equivalent of Japan's Enron, because of the company meltdown this year when insider Trading and accounting book cooking was discovered…
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/060427/kyodo/d8h8d6m0f.html
Sony files for adjustable bathtub:
http://household.engadget.com/2006/04/23/sony-files-patent-for-adjustable-bathtub/
Sony and Sharp continues to battle for LCD TV market:
http://www.digitimes.com/news/a20060425PR207.html
water powered laptop
http://www.smh.com.au/ftimages/2006/04/25/1145861341853.html
the panic: (guess they still haven't read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
http://www.theforeigner-japan.com/archives/200604/panic.htm
silly guy:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,18939799-1702,00.html
more for the anime freaks:
http://news.awn.com/index.php?ltype=top&newsitem_no=16790
ipod subway maps:
http://www.ipodsubwaymaps.com/
lingerie ads for UFOs in Yokohama:
NEC=pirating the entire company:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/04/27/business/nec.php
trick art:
http://neuro.caltech.edu/~seckel/mod/fukuda.htm#
http://www.trickart.com/trickart/trickart.html(only in Japanese )
http://www.infocreate.co.jp/hometown/karuizawa/museum-e.html
forget the Last Samurai , check out the Last Ninja :
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/features/news/20060427p2g00m0fe016000c.html
http://www.localnewsleader.com/kindred/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=181783
ultradense memory devices:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/wate...ultra-dense-memory-storage-devices-10488.html
they think they found the intelligence gene:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/researchers-identify-intelligence-gene-10496.html
Now if they can find the idiot and stupid gene, perhaps we can help those that are mentally challenged stop being idiotic and stupid…
-----
in the LOL section:
My day so far.... I was told that a label they print all the time is not
working properly (it is supposed to substitute automatically the customer
part number)... But wasn't. My first question was...had it worked in the
past...LOL. Second question was ..'was the cross reference placed in the
database?' They assured me that it was The gal that does the work even
said so.
So off I go working on the problem since a little after 8 this
morning..could never get the cross ref to work. I finally was able to get
the programmer to look at the table and see if it was actually in the table,
as previously claimed....It wasn't... 5.5 hours lost.
Then I am given an extrusion printer and told the printer will power up (a
300-400 watt device) but the little old RS232 box with requires maybe 2
watts. The printer is working but no matter where I plug the Rs232 box, it
doesn't power up. I scratch my head until I notice that the UPS isn't even
powered on...then notice that the UPS is plugged into itself....LOL 5
minutes lost on this one...
That is my day so far....
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Quotes From Fran Leibowitz:
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
My favorite animal is steak.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Car Talk's Top Five Signs Your Mechanic Is Ripping You Off
#5. He giggles uncontrollably whenever he gives you an estimate.
#4. There are local TV news investigative teams on permanent vigil outside his garage.
#3. His mechanics are all wearing Ralph Lauren Polo coveralls.
#2. He has a private heliport on top of his garage roof.
#1. He has you make your checks out directly to "Vinnie's Marina."
P.S. There is one other we forgot: He's dating Anna Nicole Smith.
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Time's up:
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 Smit-a-Wesson so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead."
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga haus and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed wit' anodda man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and a say, "time's up"?
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Top meeting quotes for 2005:
1. We follow the Serengeti Principle — if it limps, we kill it.
2. We need to avoid the lure of complexity and embrace the elegance of simplicity.
3. The longer I've been away from that job, the better I did at it.
4. If you start a sentence with, "Not to get into too much detail," you are.
5. If you start a sentence with, "Not to belabor a point," you are.
6. You bring up a good point that I want to ignore.
7. We hit a negative homerun.
8. You can only be the lightning rod so many times before the wiring melts.
9. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but it is an oncoming train.
10. Our goal is to turn every unplanned event into a planned event.
11. Keep your friends close and I.T. closer.
12. We think this is the last in a long line of last issues.
13. All I see are shot guns on the shore.
14. I read your emails as often as you read mine.
15. Correct me if I have a different misunderstanding.
16. Our strategy is to identify early on who we're going to blame.
17. I heard some people not clapping.
18. Think of our organization structure as Darwinian, not Intelligent Design.
19. The only free cheese is in the trap.
20. Don't think. Nothing gets done around here when you think.
since the first set didn't seem to make any impact one way or the other with comments:
Things that cause headaches:
What's Triggering Your Migraine?
Court files "code" with 'DaVinci' Ruling:
Court Files Code with 'Da Vinci' Ruling
A few weeks ago we told you of a British court ruling in favor of Dan Brown. The author of The Da Vinci Code was cleared of copyright infringement. Now it turns out that the judge inserted a secret code into the text of his ruling on the case. Lawyers have been trying to figure out the meaning of little italic characters in the document. Judge Peter Smith says he's allowed to have fun, and declines to reveal what message says.
More: BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Judge creates own Da Vinci code
Da Vinci Code judgment decoded
Using internet for finding cheap gas:
Using the Internet to Search for Cheap Gas
Many Americans now surf to Web sites like Gasbuddy.com to find the cheapest gas in their local area. Madeleine Brand talks with Gasbuddy.com co-founder Jason Toews about how they determine where to find the lowest pump prices.
Researchers find potential reverse for type 1 diabetes:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/researchers_find_treatment_that_reverses_type_1_diabetes_10470.html
Dubious Reporting in the media:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/dubious-reports-10479.html
lack of insurance = universal risk:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/lack-of-insurance-a-universal-health-risk-10483.html
skeleton key:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/researchers_discover_gene_that_creates_second_skeleton_10467.html
Medtronic to Pursue Major Clinical Trial of Deep Brain Stimulation as Depression Treatment
http://www.alphatradefn.com/story/2006-04-25/BIZ/200604251500BIZWIRE_USPR_____BW6007.html
spyware quiz:
http://www.siteadvisor.com/quizzes/spyware_0306.html
bloodless surgery:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12466831/from/ET/
market to decide blu-ray vs HD-DVD:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/zd/20060421...4M9ojtBAF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA
Former Livedoor CEO out on bail:
Livedoor is the equivalent of Japan's Enron, because of the company meltdown this year when insider Trading and accounting book cooking was discovered…
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/060427/kyodo/d8h8d6m0f.html
Sony files for adjustable bathtub:
http://household.engadget.com/2006/04/23/sony-files-patent-for-adjustable-bathtub/
Sony and Sharp continues to battle for LCD TV market:
http://www.digitimes.com/news/a20060425PR207.html
water powered laptop
http://www.smh.com.au/ftimages/2006/04/25/1145861341853.html
the panic: (guess they still haven't read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
http://www.theforeigner-japan.com/archives/200604/panic.htm
silly guy:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,18939799-1702,00.html
more for the anime freaks:
http://news.awn.com/index.php?ltype=top&newsitem_no=16790
ipod subway maps:
http://www.ipodsubwaymaps.com/
lingerie ads for UFOs in Yokohama:
NEC=pirating the entire company:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/04/27/business/nec.php
trick art:
http://neuro.caltech.edu/~seckel/mod/fukuda.htm#
http://www.trickart.com/trickart/trickart.html(only in Japanese )
http://www.infocreate.co.jp/hometown/karuizawa/museum-e.html
forget the Last Samurai , check out the Last Ninja :
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/features/news/20060427p2g00m0fe016000c.html
http://www.localnewsleader.com/kindred/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=181783
ultradense memory devices:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/wate...ultra-dense-memory-storage-devices-10488.html
they think they found the intelligence gene:
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/researchers-identify-intelligence-gene-10496.html
Now if they can find the idiot and stupid gene, perhaps we can help those that are mentally challenged stop being idiotic and stupid…
-----
in the LOL section:
My day so far.... I was told that a label they print all the time is not
working properly (it is supposed to substitute automatically the customer
part number)... But wasn't. My first question was...had it worked in the
past...LOL. Second question was ..'was the cross reference placed in the
database?' They assured me that it was The gal that does the work even
said so.
So off I go working on the problem since a little after 8 this
morning..could never get the cross ref to work. I finally was able to get
the programmer to look at the table and see if it was actually in the table,
as previously claimed....It wasn't... 5.5 hours lost.
Then I am given an extrusion printer and told the printer will power up (a
300-400 watt device) but the little old RS232 box with requires maybe 2
watts. The printer is working but no matter where I plug the Rs232 box, it
doesn't power up. I scratch my head until I notice that the UPS isn't even
powered on...then notice that the UPS is plugged into itself....LOL 5
minutes lost on this one...
That is my day so far....
-------
Quotes From Fran Leibowitz:
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
My favorite animal is steak.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
---------
Car Talk's Top Five Signs Your Mechanic Is Ripping You Off
#5. He giggles uncontrollably whenever he gives you an estimate.
#4. There are local TV news investigative teams on permanent vigil outside his garage.
#3. His mechanics are all wearing Ralph Lauren Polo coveralls.
#2. He has a private heliport on top of his garage roof.
#1. He has you make your checks out directly to "Vinnie's Marina."
P.S. There is one other we forgot: He's dating Anna Nicole Smith.
---------
Time's up:
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 Smit-a-Wesson so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead."
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga haus and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed wit' anodda man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and a say, "time's up"?
------
Top meeting quotes for 2005:
1. We follow the Serengeti Principle — if it limps, we kill it.
2. We need to avoid the lure of complexity and embrace the elegance of simplicity.
3. The longer I've been away from that job, the better I did at it.
4. If you start a sentence with, "Not to get into too much detail," you are.
5. If you start a sentence with, "Not to belabor a point," you are.
6. You bring up a good point that I want to ignore.
7. We hit a negative homerun.
8. You can only be the lightning rod so many times before the wiring melts.
9. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but it is an oncoming train.
10. Our goal is to turn every unplanned event into a planned event.
11. Keep your friends close and I.T. closer.
12. We think this is the last in a long line of last issues.
13. All I see are shot guns on the shore.
14. I read your emails as often as you read mine.
15. Correct me if I have a different misunderstanding.
16. Our strategy is to identify early on who we're going to blame.
17. I heard some people not clapping.
18. Think of our organization structure as Darwinian, not Intelligent Design.
19. The only free cheese is in the trap.
20. Don't think. Nothing gets done around here when you think.
Jouralto is the offspring of Geraldo (pronounced heraldo).....but with a bigger mustache. hehe
Oh yeah I also heard that he was dating Anna Nicole Smith. Can't remember who I heard that from.....den3?, no...den2?, no.........oh I got it den14?
Yeah that's it!
Oh yeah I also heard that he was dating Anna Nicole Smith. Can't remember who I heard that from.....den3?, no...den2?, no.........oh I got it den14?
Yeah that's it!
- 15 Nov 2002
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I never thought I could see the Kobe City Info by putting mirrors on shoes between high school girls....sounds almost like a great UnUseless invention to me....thanks Dutch for the great Chindogu idea....when I market it there, in Japan, I'll sell you a few thousand to allow you to keep it in your closet of Japanese Gardens, where you plant living Japanese people into pots and keep them in the dark to show your friends and neighbors...
- 15 Nov 2002
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- 64
NaNa007 came from the planet of InnerSpacers, where the most valuable possessions are the bookends...they believed they had found heaven when they found so many bookstores with bookshelves on this world, until it was realized that the bookends were not the speaking kind found on their world, but rather the mute, and silent ones that offered no information at all...so they decided to take up a new hobby of hunting for wabbits, much to Tsuyoiko's displeasure....
Hypertokyo5
Semper Fi
- 5 Nov 2003
- 181
- 3
Den4..now now. I feel the sudden urge to ask you a question. Why is it that everytime you speak all I see is...awe crap. I really cant think of anything mean to say!!! Uh...you are lame!!! there's a lie for you!hahaha
