Lie about the person above

[Kinsao]

Mikawa Ossan is a chef who specialises in wolf fish flavour ice-cream. :liplick:

 

[Mycernius]

Kinsao invented Wolf fish flavoured ice-cream, but Mikawa Ossan sell it because he has better marketing skills. Kinsao just its at home thinking of ways to exact her revenge on Mikawa.
Beware Mikawa Ossan, she is more evil than anything in James Bond.

 

[Cupid]

Silver Angel traffics colombian cocain from Equador to Narita via Peru, but fails to get it into the country after ingesting every shippment on the plane prior to landing.

 

[Flashjeff]

I know where Honnigsvag is! It's off exit 16W of the New Jersey Turnpike! I think Bruce Springsteen was born near there! HA! As for Mikawa, no one wants this revealed, but he spends all his time cosplaying at conventions in Tokyo, but for some odd reason, he's obsessed with dressing up in high school sailor suits, floppy socks and all. I've seen the pictures and, admittedly, he looks cute. Scary!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Jeff won $365 million in the lottery. He's given me a million, and shared the rest with some factory workers and a 75-year-old dirt farmer from Nebraska

 

[Kinsao]

Tsuyoiko has a second home in Nebraska, which is a huge lettuce farm of several thousand acres. However, due to the declining rabbit population she has been suffering from a rotting mountain of unbought lettuce, and so recently decided to branch out into growing illegal drugs instead. She is still keeping the old customers on her books, though; with the result that there are a helluva lot of stoned rabbits in Nebraska.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kinsao is one of those stoned rabbits....however, at night (he?) turns into the wererabbit from beyond the grave, and robs all the little children of their carrots.....which they are quite mad about, mind you.

((Sorry, that was weak. It's been a while......))

 

[Mycernius]

Kinsao is one of those stoned rabbits....however, at night (he?)

She, dude, not he.

Kuro Tsubasa69 uses 69 in his username because the number just occupies his mind because he is a raging number pervert. you should see what happens to him when he sees the number 11. Oy vey!

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

She, dude, not he.
Kuro Tsubasa69 uses 69 in his username because the number just occupies his mind because he is a raging number pervert. you should see what happens to him when he sees the number 11. Oy vey!

(( Ooops...Sorry Kinsao! Btw, Mycernius, Same goes with me. Also, the pervert thing, it ain't a lie. ))
Mycernius is really Spy Number 11 for the world organization of health food investigation....however, he himself is a junk food addict, and destroys every healthy food he comes about.
Given this, the Society for the World Order of Unhealthiness and Cute Fluffy Kitties approached him ((quite secretively, btw)) and gave him the Award for Best Double Agent of the Year. This quite shocked him, as he didn't even realize he was one. ((He just thought he was doing the lord's work. Did i mention he's super-uber religious? ))

 

[Davey]

Kuro_Tsubasa69 is talking to much, because Kuro needs attention! is it helping?... well I did not read your previous post so it;s not working.

 

[Nuala]

Dutch Baka hates Japan, and loves obese american women.

 

[Haru-san`sTeiraa]

Thor is a cross-dresser who likes to model on the runway shows in London,Paris,
and Milan,fortunately for us,they never broadcasted the shows...

 

[Mycernius]

Haru designs the dresses that Thor wears on the catwalk. Ever wondered why she calls herself QUEEN of the chatroom? Experience in the field make her an expert at it. Her real name is Fred Dingle, who used to work in a clothes sweatshop in Bradford, Yorkshire. The one day Fred had an ephipany and realised that kinky boots and thigh hugging latex where the thing to wear. Now has a suceesful chain of shops in Bangkok.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Mycernius likes to make jewelery from his toenail clippings.
He came across this profession one day when clipping his nails, and liked the shape of them, and also it helped that he has a 'thing' for painting his nails pretty colours. No extra painting needed, and especially because some of the bits can be very fiddly.

 

[Flashjeff]

Kara flew all the way to Hollywood to try out for American Idol. Much to the surprise of everyone, she actually made it on the show (people suspect she bribed the producers with sexual favors), but was promptly blasted by Simon who said she sound like a bull moose in heat with a bad head cold. Kara then went postal, after a profanity laced tirade in Korean, she whacked Simon with a chair, dropkicked Randy, b*tch-slapped Paula, then returned home to Seoul where she became a national heroine. By the way, Kara plans to try again next year! Some people just never learn!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Hahah Flash Jeff decided to try out for 'So you think you can dance.'
He tried to do a flip, and ended up falling through the floor head first. Oh dear.

 

[RockLee]

Kara stole my months worth of Kimchi, just to satisfy her own personal 'needs'.If you ever have kimchi, beware of Kara !!!

 

[sl0thmachin3]

RockLee's kimchi is actually an experimental form of weed. RockLee got the idea after eating kimchi that if weed was fermented like it, it might acquire a thousand times the potency of ordinary dried weed. Said special "kimchi" caused Kara_Nari to think of entering American Idol.
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[Mycernius]

sl0thmachin3 is the God of Kimchi. Whenever kimchi comes up on any forum
sl0thmachin3 will be there to check that his name is not taken in vain

 

[Kara_Nari]

Noseybonk know this because Noseybonk is just that.... Nosey.
We all use Noseybonk as means of getting our daily dose of current affairs, its true Noseybonk knows everything!

 

[sl0thmachin3]

The hugely popular Sassy Girl is really a documentary on the life and (mis)adventures of Kara_Nari.
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[Tsuyoiko]

Sl0thmachin3 is soon to be upgraded to a silver monkey - he's been saving up. He'll have to get a second job if he ever wants to be a gold monkey.

 

[Mycernius]

Tsuyoiko is a Platinum monkey. That is why she looks down on silver monkeys. Soon she'll be the monkey God and have to get buried under a mountain, until she is released by a passing ladyboy priest with a talking horse.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Noseybonk was born from an egg on a mountain top. She's the funkiest monkey that ever popped. She knows every magic trick under the sun. She teased the gods and everyone and had some fun!

 

[Mycernius]

Tsuyoiko always wanted to be Masako Natsume in Monkey, but due to the hairdressers her mother sent he to she could only play Shiro Kishibes character of Sandy. But she could provide the necklace that Sandy wears, as it is in a collection of her more diabolical jewelry collection.

Order yours now from:
Skull Jewelry
PO Box 24601
Newish Castle on the Trent
UKOK

or call: 062784skullisland after 4pm and ask for Jean Valjean