Lie about the person above

[den4]

hmmm.....not sure which is worse....being Jackie Chan's #1 fan or Pink Lady's #1 fan

but stranger things happen in the Jref forums...like the hunt for the elusive den3...and Flashjeff's connection to den3's disappearance from the forums pages.... :?

 

[Flashjeff]

Meanwhile, den4 has already cloned his successor, den5 who'll soon make his debut here. By the by, I had nothing to do with den3's disappearance, he was chopped up into little bits and used as fertilizer by den4 in the mushroom forest. Confess!! It's good for the soul!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff didn't do away with den3 - he just cloned him to make den4. Now he is hoping to clone den4 to make den5.

 

[Sensuikan San]

Tsuyoiko is actually about to log on as "den6" - thus spoiling it for everybody!

ﾆ淡ﾆ停?｡ﾆ停?

 

[Flashjeff]

Unknown to the world, Sensuikan San isn't really 62, he made that up to make himself sound wiser than he really is. In actuality, he's only 20, and is the secret love child of Oprah Winfrey and Gene Simmons of KISS who consumated their tryst while the band was in Chicago back in the mid-80's. He's got Oprah's hair and Gene's tongue! Shocking, ain't it?

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff cloned me, but I'm a clone of a clone of a clone, so I've the genetic equivalent of Chinese whispers. My head hurts.

 

[Sensuikan San]

Er.... er..... er....

Is that you, Tsuyoiko .... ?



ﾆ淡ﾆ停?｡ﾆ停?

 

[Flashjeff]

Waitaminute! Den6??? Whoa mama!! Now I'M confused!!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Den6 eh? So it's true about the cloning!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Tsuyoiko is a figment of my imagination

 

[Flashjeff]

Den6 isn't really a clone, he's from an alternative dimension, even worse, he's a she, having changed her gender to blend in better here at JREF as part of her insidous plot to take over our dimension. I'm onto you, maniac! And you're not getting away with your evil plan!

 

[Mycernius]

Flashjeff had a computer wired into his brain to combat old age and memory loss. The only problem is that he had it done in the 1980s and is wired up to a commadore 64 and is the reason why he gets confused sometimes as all his data is stored on cassette tapes and it takes a while to load. Mind you he is a demon at playing Pong

 

[Flashjeff]

Well, Mycernius is den6's henchman and offered to be his/her servant on the condition that England falls first in the impending invasion as revenge for Elton John rejecting his love back in the 80's, and Mycernius has been nursing a monster grudge against England ever since. But, like Lex Luthor in Superman II, he's been promised Australia as a gift from den6 after the successful takeover of the world.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Wrong Flashjeff! You are getting Australia. Mycernius gets the Moon (I only own one acre, but I'm saving up).

 

[Flashjeff]

WHAT???? Waitaminute here! I thought you promised me Japan! Do you have any idea how I've longed for that so I could be Emperor and have hot and cold running geishas 24/7! How could you go back on your promise to me? That's mean!!!

 

[den4]

there actually is a den6 :?



wow



hmm......



I told Lexico not to play around with that dimensional copy machine
now flashjeff is going to have to think of some flashier comment to do away with den6

 

[Flashjeff]

You can rest assured that I'm already working on that, den4. Or are you still den3 lurking about under a false identity? It wouldn't surprise me if you're working with this den6 poser in a scheme to drive me insane! Well, that won't work, because I'm already nuttier than a truckload of Planters! HA!!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

there actually is a den6 :?
...
now flashjeff is going to have to think of some flashier comment to do away with den6

Hello Great-Grandfather. How are you today?

Try as he might, Flashjeff will never get rid of me, mwah ha ha

 

[Flashjeff]

Whoa!! Slow down!! Stop the music!! Holy Xerox, Batman!! I just figured it out!! Den6 was cloned from Dolly, the world's first cloned sheep!! Dammit!! I should've figured that out sooner from the avatar picture!! It's so bloody obvious!! I'm guessing Den6 is also a sheep who's brain evolved to human-level intelligence!! What a discovery I made!!

 

[MajideSaiaku]

Flashjeff in a previous life was a fish i named scarface, he was a happy fish until i caught him earlier today, and had him for dinner, then his soul floated away and inhabited the first person he fancied the look of and bam, it was jeff, so jeffs nearest and dearest are very concerned that since 7-8 pm tonight japan time, he has been developing a strange longing for flapping about in water, and often wiggles about on the floor like a fish out of water....he also seems to have developed an appitite for fish-eggs and worms and flies and stuff, and seems to have developed a strange phobia of fishermen, also keeps refering to seafood as cannibalism.

 

[Flashjeff]

Daddy! Why did you treat me so badly? I was perfectly content in life until you caught and ate me! I'll never forgive you! But I'll do the next best thing----reeval the truth about you! Now, since you reside in Scotland, it stands to reason that you enjoyed wearing kilts so much, you eventually gravitated to dresses, wigs, high heels and makeup, and now you're a full fledged crossdresser who goes by the name of Bambi. You're a notorious pub crawler who's on the town every night, entertaining fellow crawlers by playing 50 Cent tunes on your bagpipes. From what I've heard, you've lost track of all the marriage proposals you've gotten----from men because you look so damn gorgeous, or your admirers are so damn drunk they can't tell the difference! You go, girl!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

I know how Jeff found out that Nuri was really a man...

 

[Flashjeff]

Hush, Tsuyoiko! Hush! Can't ANYONE around here keep a bloody secret? Sheesh!! In the meantime, I heard you've been seeing David Beckham on the sly lately. Shame on you! A married woman, cavorting around Spain with a soccer player! Have you no morals? It's positively disgraceful!

 

[Mycernius]

Flashjeff is flashjeffs dad that's why the F is now a capital letter. F for father. Oh, c'mon, it's obvious! It's a conspiracy I tells ye.

 

[Flashjeff]

Sigh! Yet another secret revealed! I love the people here, but they're all such incredible blabbermouths! Sheesh!! In the meantime, Mycernius, I understand that Winston the Psychocat wears the pants in your household and bosses you around, ordering you to catch mice for him to eat every day. Really, dude, you should show some backbone and stand up to that arrogant alley cruiser!