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justin9213 said:
Sensuikan San loves eating doo-doo everyday!

what?

Justin's post about doo doo caused all his posts except for 4 to evacuate the site, leaving him back to newb status.:p
 
Damicci is the leader of an underground eltist group called "muppets" he is known as Alpha Animal while many of the other jref members are high ranking officials. Together we follow Damicci in Tokyo on a quest that is highy secretive.
 
Did you just insult me? lmao

Silver angel recieved her name because when she gets angry she says "Your making me angry" and her hair turns white with silver streaks. Slap her I dare you. See what happens.
 
Damicci is a model for a gentlemans watch company. Just look at his avatar if you don't believe me
 
Tsuyoiko said:
Mycernius has 48 chromosomes :p
Watch it or I'll throw a banana at you. Anyway wookies are from a different planet so, ner, ner, ner, nerrr, ner.

Tsuyoiko owns Mars. If anyone tries to land there she will charge them landing fees, just like monopoly. She bought from the last Martian, who was buggering off to a much nicer planet, a quite a reasonable price. She just need Pluto and four of Jupiters moons to complete her set.
 
Well, not only is Mycernius a crossdresser, he's heavy into the Gothic Lolita scene, prancing around his neighborhhod in outfits like in the picture below:

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Isn't that just kawaii? I'm sure that fits the dear man to perfection! He spends all his money buying up outfits and has such a huge collection, he's considering moving to Japan and opening a shop to cater to those legions of Lolita fans!
:D
 
Only problem for Mycernius is that flashjeff beat him to the Harajuku scene, setting up the shops that line up that trendy gothic fashion street... :D So Mycernius would have to pay flashjeff protection money or get booted back out to Shibuya, instead :D
 
And den4 would know since he's a Yakuza wannabe, prowling the streets for schoolboys to beat up since he's just a skinny runt who could be bowled over by a stiff breeze! But he's got big ears and hears all kinds of ridiculous gossip like what he just posted! After all, I have my reputation to protect!

:D
 
Flashjeff's large DVD collection is not his own, he just borrows them from a friend ocasionally.....
 
Miss Apollo7 shoved the other miss apollos out of the way to get to Flashjeff's DVD collection, that he stol-er-borrowed from his crossdressing friend, in order to pay the royalties to keep Miss apollo7's doraemon avatar on this site....and I need to hunt down some schoolboyz to beat up, so make sure you pay up on them royalties :D
 
Den4 is still recovering from New Year's :keitai: :shiver: :jama: 🕺 🕺 🎊 :cracker: 🍾 :sleep: :snore: :sick:
 
Tsuyoiko still gets confused with the Julian and Gregorian calenders and is never sure exactly which year it is. She has already celabrated the millennium six times, just in case.
 
And you've continued celebrating the millennium right along with Tsuyoiko, Mycernius. No wonder you haven't been even remotely sober for the last six years! Shame on you! Shame!
:D
 
Flashjeff wasn't really born in 1959. He was born on 29th February 1820, so he has only had 46 birthdays - the last one was nearly two years ago. He will be 47 in 2008 - although his physical age is actually 186. He doesn't look a day over 185.
 
Well, I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag about my being a Time Lord. I guess one can't keep secrets forever. As for Tusyoiko, after having read "Memoirs of a Geisha", she was so incredibly fascinated with how geishas lived that she decided to try it herself. Much to Simon's chagrin, she traded in the family car to buy a collection of super-expensive kimonos, raided the cosmetics counters at Harrod's for several gallons of white greasepaint and other makeup and launched into her new career as a comfort woman, haunting the bars of Picadilly Circus. Simon balked at first, until the money started rolling in, now he's her manager, opened an okiya in Liverpool (he's a huge Beatles fan) and is now helping train apprentice geishas. Golly gee whillickers, all that from reading a book! Wow!
:D
 
I just remembered something - 1900 wasn't a leap year, so Jeff must have been born in 1816, making him 190 this year! Poor guy, it must have been a pain waiting 8 years for your 21st birthday!
 
Tsuyoiko got stuck in the japan forum's teleporter and became inverted. Now people call her Okioyust....now all the rabbits run away from her because they believe they'll be called Stibbar and in the wabbit tongue, Stibbar is one of the worst insults you can call them in their own silent language....
 
Tsuyoiko said:
I just remembered something - 1900 wasn't a leap year, so Jeff must have been born in 1816, making him 190 this year! Poor guy, it must have been a pain waiting 8 years for your 21st birthday!

You got that right, honeybunch! In Pennsylvania, you have be 21 to legally drink, so having to wait eight years to tie one on was absolutely agonizing!!
:angryfire:

As for den4, the reason that he doesn't list his age is because he's only ten, but is quite skilled when it comes to computers and the Internet, something that's gotten his parents in a mountain of trouble because he illegally downloaded 10,000 songs via the old version of Napster and his parents just got the bill for his misdeeds----$60,000 American! OUCH!! I've heard he'll soon be sold into slavery to pay off his debts! Good luck, pal!

🙂
 
Truth be told, the only people ]-wandering raven-[ worships is Bill Gates and Woody Allen. He just LOVES incredibly dorky looking guys in glasses! He dreams of spending long, sultry summer weekends at nudist colonies with those hot boyz!
:D
 
[you know that that's about fifty percent right? I'm Pansexual and have a boyfriend *giggle*..but the nerds have to be really cute,like otacon XP ]


"Flashjeff likes to drink recycled stuff such as old motor oil with his weekly supper of frog"
 
Of course Flashjeff oggles you everyday. He does it to everyone in his long raincoat. Why do you think the term flash appears in his name. Flashjeff is how he is known to the local police. Women turn up at the station to complain. They give the police a discription and they say, "Yup, tha's Flashing Jeff". Over the years it has been shortened to Flashjeff, he has been doing for a while now.
 
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